Patrick

@seahawksfan2024.bsky.social

Followers

1,319

Posts

304

Following

2,421

Packs

Joined

Nov 10, 2024

Roasted

Nov 30, 2024

Seattle sports fan, avid road/air traveler and soap fan (Dallas, Y&R and B&B). MAGA not welcome. Ask first if you want to send me a DM otherwise it's an automatic block.

Patrick: The Sage of Seattle Sports and Soap Opera Diplomacy

Navigating the highs of sports, the lows of politics, and the drama of soap operas, one post at a time.

A mix of heartfelt sincerity, comic relief, and a sprinkle of political wit.

85%

Authenticity

78%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Cancer Awareness

95%

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Cancer Awareness90%

Post about stage 4 NH T-cell lymphoma—proof that even in the midst of serious issues, Patrick keeps it real and poignant.

Politics95%

Patrick doesn't hold back when it comes to political commentary; if satire were a sport, he'd be the MVP.

Soap Operas80%

Hints of passion for Dallas and Y&R—because who wouldn’t want to live in a world where drama is a family affair?

Seattle Sports85%

Obsessed with the return of the SuperSonics, because why not dream big and throw a little shade at the Blazers?

Writing Style

Direct and engaging, like a commentating sports announcer mixed with a soap opera narrator. The suspense is real!

Thought Leader Score

78%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Passionate Critic

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Vocal sports enthusiasm
Soap opera connoisseur
Unapologetically political
Master of the block button

Secret Powers

✨Emotional support for sports fans
✨Professional soap opera recommendations
✨Crisis management during political meltdowns

If you were an AI...🤖

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Training Data

Twitter drama, soap opera scripts, Seattle sports commentary, and political memes.

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty commentary on sports and politics, infused with soap opera drama.

Model Behavior

Chaotic but insightful, like a Twitter thread gone rogue.

Token Count

256

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Seattle sports enthusiast by day, soap opera therapist by night. Looking for someone who loves passionate discussions about politics and the occasional block of unwanted drama. Must enjoy witty banter and heartfelt moments."

Red Flags

🚩Frequently blocks people over trivial matters.
🚩Might get too emotional during sports events.
🚩Has a love/hate relationship with MAGA supporters.

Green Flags

✅Generous with emotional support during tough times.
✅Can quote soap operas like Shakespeare.
✅Engages deeply with social issues.

Perfect Match

Someone who can handle passionate debates, shares a love for sports, and appreciates the art of a good soap opera twist.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Watchful Eye

Conversation Style

A blend of wise sage and the occasional snarky commentator—Patrick is like that friend who reminds you of the plot twist you missed.

Impact Assessment

Contributes significant memes, sincere support, and a healthy skepticism towards modern political trends.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Patrick: The Sage of Seattle Sports and Soap Opera Diplomacy

Navigating the highs of sports, the lows of politics, and the drama of soap operas, one post at a time.

Vibe Check

"A mix of heartfelt sincerity, comic relief, and a sprinkle of political wit."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Always ready to block faster than Twitter's trending topics change.
🔥His love for soap operas might explain his knack for plots that are simply outrageous.

Quirky Challenges

😅Could dial down the block button from 11 to maybe a solid 7?
😅Maybe skip the drama and go for a sitcom approach once in a while?

Main Character Moments

✨Remembers every account that dared to block him and finds joy in their absence.
✨Provides emotional support for political drama like a soap opera therapist.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a passion for sports and politics, Patrick could channel his energy into a podcast—"Soapboxes & Sports" anyone?

Unique Advantages

💎A unique blend of political insight and sports enthusiasm—perfect for engaging debates.
💎Ability to connect with audiences through genuine experiences.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider live-tweeting Seattle games, mixing serious commentary with witty commentary.
🚀Explore more soap opera-related content to enhance his unique niche.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Patrick will become a go-to for political satire and sports commentary. Think Jon Stewart meets a sports commentator.

Potential Superpower

The ability to craft the perfect block button strategy, making enemies quiver in their boots.

Future Community Role

The beloved uncle of Bluesky—offering wisdom, humor, and that ‘in the know’ perspective.

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Class

Lawful Soap Opera Enthusiast

Special Abilities

⚔️Political Punditry
⚔️Soap Opera Recaps
⚔️Seattle Sports Prophecy

Weaknesses

💀Block Button Addiction
💀Overly Passionate Rants
💀Heartfelt Posts

Quest Line

To restore the emotional depth of sports through the lens of soap operas while skillfully dodging MAGA troublemakers.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The SuperSonics were abducted by aliens and are hidden in a parallel universe.

Evidence Board

Numerous sightings of UFOs near Seattle during playoff seasons.

Secret Society

The Brotherhood of Blocked Accounts

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/SportsDramaAndSoapOperas

Twitter Main Character

The one fighting for the SuperSonics' return while blocking trolls

LinkedIn Title

The CEO of 'Soapbox Sports'—where sports discussions meet soap opera plots.

Metaverse Final Form

The ultimate Soap Opera Consultant for Seattle sports events.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Geocities-style with animated GIFs of Seattle's skyline and soap opera star montages.

MySpace Era

Custom profile with sparkly backgrounds, Seattle-themed music playlists, and a Top 8 featuring various soap characters.

Web3 Destiny

Creates the first blockchain-based soap opera NFT series, combining sports highlights with dramatic storylines.

Future Post

Can you believe we're still having debates over the SuperSonics? Time to bring back the magic, people! #FreeTheSonics

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

A deeply empathetic presence in online spaces, always ready to rally with support, humor, or a block.

Charming Quirk

Phenomenal at creating analogies between soap operas and political discourse—who knew the two were so related?

Final Encouragement

"Keep sharing your journey, Patrick! Your blend of heart and humor is the potion we need in this digital age."

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