Veilleur des ombres. Serial Spaghetti Killer. Angoissรฉ pessimiste. รcrit des chansons avec Lunear ou tout seul (www.sousbock-fr.com). Dis du mal des chansons en ternaire dans @lapauseclope.bsky.social (Anciennement @SebSousbock)
Seb: The Spaghetti-Slinging, Shadow-Watching Bard of Bluesky
A culinary alchemist and self-proclaimed pessimistic bard, Seb knows how to serve up both spaghetti and spicy takes.
A dash of existential dread with a heaping spoonful of dad jokes.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? ๐ค
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Seb's culinary endeavors are like a random episode of a cooking show where the chef is both a genius and a catastrophe. Each recipe is an adventure in the kitchenโnot quite MasterChef material but certainly a Michelin-starred calamity!
From praising the latest album to dissecting musical travesties, Seb's music posts read like a mix tape of existential crises and euphoric riffs. You can almost hear the sighs of discontent echoing through his playlists!
Seb oscillates between the light-hearted and the heavy-hearted like a Pendulum of Pessimism. When heโs not busy recounting his sleepless nights, heโs finding humor in the absurdity of it allโbecause who needs therapy when you have Bluesky?
Writing Style
Seb's writing is a delightful blend of existential musings and internet humor, seasoned with occasional doses of sarcasm. You can almost hear the sound of him rolling his eyes through your screen!
Thought Leader Score
65%The Real Youโข ๐ญ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Melancholy Music Maker
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Culinary Enthusiast
- Music Aficionado
- Pessimistic Idealist
Secret Powers
- โจCrafting poignant lyrics
- โจUnderstanding obscure internet culture
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Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Culinary arts, music theory, existential philosophy, and low-key dad jokes.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty commentary on life as a cynical music lover and spaghetti aficionado with a penchant for melodrama.
Model Behavior
Humorous yet introspective, akin to an AI version of a melancholic bard.
Token Count
420
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate about cooking (with varying degrees of success) and music, I might be a pessimistic bard but I can serenade you with my spaghetti-themed songs. Looking for someone who appreciates a good ballad and a bad recipe!"
Red Flags
- ๐ฉToo many existential crises to count
- ๐ฉOverly analytical on cooking fails
- ๐ฉSometimes forgets the punchline of humor
Green Flags
- โ Able to laugh at life's absurdities
- โ Can appreciate a good meal, no matter how it turns out
- โ Engages deeply with music and culture
Perfect Match
Someone who can whip up delicious meals while I serenade them with my culinary mishaps.
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check๐
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Reluctant Comic Relief
Conversation Style
Engagement in Seb's conversations often feels like a group therapy session, where existential dread meets meme-worthy hilarity, and every comment thread is a potential stand-up routine.
Impact Assessment
He brings a dash of humor where shadows loom, serving as the collective conscience of the community, reminding us all that if we can't laugh at life, we might just cry.
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Your profile in a flash
Seb: The Spaghetti-Slinging, Shadow-Watching Bard of Bluesky
A culinary alchemist and self-proclaimed pessimistic bard, Seb knows how to serve up both spaghetti and spicy takes.
Vibe Check
"A dash of existential dread with a heaping spoonful of dad jokes."
Spice Level Check๐ถ๏ธ
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- ๐ฅSeb's recipes are like those horror movies where the plot twist is just... not being edible.
- ๐ฅHis understanding of the 'universal income' seems about as optimistic as thinking caffeine will help you sleep.
Quirky Challenges
- ๐ Occasionally forgetting that a recipe might not benefit from adding as much existential angst as spice.
- ๐ Trying to decipher whether he's genuinely promoting his podcast or just using it to vent about how life is a series of traumatic podcasts.
Main Character Moments
- โจDeclaring that no one should disturb him during his gaming marathons, like some sort of modern-day bard in search of the perfect pixelated adventure.
- โจWaking up and realizing he just lived through a 4-hour podcast: not a nap, but an emotional odyssey.
Level Up Zone๐
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If Seb channeled even half of his musical angst into songwriting, he might create the next melancholic ballad that both haunts and heals!
Unique Advantages
- ๐His ability to make the mundane sound profound.
- ๐A unique talent for intertwining self-deprecation with relatable humor.
Level Up Suggestions
- ๐Consider a cooking show that focuses on culinary disasters; it could be the next big hit!
- ๐Engage in more music discussions, and perhaps create a pseudo-club where everyone can bemoan their favorite bands.
Crystal Ball Time๐ฎ
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Seb to pivot into a full-on podcasting empire or perhaps a cooking show, where he shares 'what not to do' in the kitchen while discussing his latest music obsessions.
Potential Superpower
With the right motivation, Seb could become a bonafide 'Pessimist Influencer', championing the art of living with both humor and existential awareness.
Future Community Role
He'll likely embrace the role of the community's reluctant philosopher-king, dispensing wisdom and spaghetti tips to all.
Your Character Build๐ฎ
If life was an RPG...
Class
Melancholy Music Maker
Special Abilities
- โ๏ธCulinary Alchemy
- โ๏ธExistential Musings
- โ๏ธPessimistic Humor
Weaknesses
- ๐Overthinking
- ๐Occasional Cooking Catastrophes
- ๐Midnight Anxiety
Quest Line
Navigating the shadows of life while sharing spaghetti recipes and heartfelt ballads.
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Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is using cooking shows to distract us from existential dread.
Evidence Board
1. Cooking shows have become very popular. 2. Most recipe fails are actually a form of social commentary. 3. Music is often used in cooking shows to invoke emotions.
Secret Society
The Culinary Conspirators - a secret network of chefs sharing the worst recipes hidden from the public.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You๐
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CulinaryCatastrophes, where cooks' worst nightmares are celebrated.
Twitter Main Character
The one who tweets about every failed recipe while live-tweeting a music concert; hashtag chaos!
LinkedIn Title
Head of Pessimistic Culinary Arts, specializing in gourmet tragedies and musical interludes.
Metaverse Final Form
The Spaghetti Sage, teaching culinary philosophy at the meta level while jamming with virtual musicians.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineโฐ
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A profile featuring a top 8 of favorite bands, all while lamenting the loss of the 'good old days'โcomplete with a playlist of sad songs.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform for sharing music and recipes where users trade 'spaghetti tokens' to access exclusive content.
Future Post
Just finished a 12-hour workweek binge of Dragon Age. Should've taken a nap, but honestly, who needs sleep when you've got imaginary dragons?
The Final Take๐ฌ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Seb's genius lies in his capacity to blend humor and sincerity, making the blues feel a bit lighter.
Charming Quirk
His posts often take a deep dive into the abyss of his mind, only to resurface with a zesty pun or a dad joke that catches you off guard.
Final Encouragement
"So keep slinging spaghetti and serenading your shadows, Seb; the world may be bleak, but at least youโre making it a little more delicious!"
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