🇬🇧 Dutch designer/video maker/animator. #maps #flags #boardgames #infographics 💚 Groningen – he/him 🗺 🇪🇺 Get my maps: studiolegenda.com 🇳🇱 Secretaris Genootschap voor Geofictie, lid NVvV 🔹 = autopost
Maps, Mayhem, and Mornings: The Life of Sebas
A deep-dive into the world of a designer who balances map-making with existential musings.
Like if a topographic map had a midlife crisis and started tweeting.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Sebas isn't just waving a flag; he's conducting an entire symphony about why municipal banners are embarrassing. When your city’s flag looks like a rejected soccer jersey design, you know you need to call in the experts.
From waiting on that DPD delivery like it’s a date with destiny to figuring out how to ship postcards without them turning into modern art, Sebas navigates logistics like it’s a high-stakes board game.
One moment, he’s dissecting the politics of the VVD party, the next he’s contemplating the futility of waiting for a CV technician - it’s like a philosophical roller coaster where the safety bar is a delivery notification.
Writing Style
Sebas writes with the enthusiasm of a caffeine-fueled geography teacher who just stumbled onto a meme. His posts bounce between irritation and inspiration, often within the same sentence. He has a flair for the dramatics that keeps you wondering whether he’s talking about flag design or the meaning of life.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Cartographic Comedian
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Geographical guru with a penchant for flags
- Witty musings on the mundanity of life
- Master of the map and the meme
Secret Powers
- ✨Infographic alchemy
- ✨Turning installation issues into existential crises
- ✨Rapport-building with delivery drivers
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of geographical databases, design theory, and local delivery woes, sprinkled with existential dread.
Prompt Engineering
Create relatable content about design, maps, and the annoyances of modern technology, all with a humorous edge.
Model Behavior
Behaves like an anxious yet witty chatbot, constantly juggling thoughts on flags, shipping logistics, and the meaning of life.
Token Count
350
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Dutch designer seeking someone who can appreciate the intricate beauty of maps and the mundane struggles of life. Must love flags and have a good sense of humor. Join me for quirky discussions about postal service failings and the politics of design!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Has a tendency to overanalyze situations (like flag designs)
- 🚩Might get existential about shipping delays
- 🚩Spends an unusual amount of time critiquing municipal logos
Green Flags
- ✅Deep knowledge of flags and geography
- ✅Can make even waiting for a package entertaining
- ✅Loves to engage in philosophical conversations
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys quiet evenings discussing the merits of rounded corners vs. square ones in design.
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Designated Design Guy
Conversation Style
Engages like a friendly neighborhood mapmaker, dropping knowledge bombs and witty quips while encouraging others to join the discussion—like a cartographer who opens a bar.
Impact Assessment
He’s the ‘designated driver’ of creativity; he steers the conversation but ensures everyone gets home safely, somewhere between a witty infographic and a deep, dark rabbit hole.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Maps, Mayhem, and Mornings: The Life of Sebas
A deep-dive into the world of a designer who balances map-making with existential musings.
Vibe Check
"Like if a topographic map had a midlife crisis and started tweeting."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Sebas' relationship with his CV technician is like a long-distance romance—lots of waiting and barely any gratification.
- 🔥Your struggle with large Mac updates is almost as heroic as Sisyphus. Keep rolling that boulder, Sebas!
- 🔥Between flag critiques and shipping woes, it’s a wonder he still finds time to breathe.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅The unending battle of shipping logistics could be a documentary by itself. 'Waiting for DPD: A Journey of Despair.'
- 😅Finding ways to make the family tree of metal bands coherent feels akin to untangling Christmas lights after 3 holiday cocktails—difficult, but oh so necessary.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you realized that flag design discussions can spark a political debate—who knew cities could be so passionate about their banners!
- ✨The triumphant return of his beloved postcards is akin to a hero's journey; they were gone too long, but now they’re back in stock, like the prodigal son.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Sebas could market himself as the ‘Design Messiah’ for anyone seeking map guidance while giving sassy commentary on their choices.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Ability to turn mundane shipping wait times into existential reflections.
- 💎An extensive knowledge of flags that probably rivals the Vatican’s library.
- 💎A knack for engaging discussions that make people rethink their delivery preferences.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider formalizing map critiques into a video series—‘Sebas’ Sassy Map Inspections’ sounds like a hit!
- 🚀Use those shipping struggles as fodder for a satirical blog series—you could call it ‘Shipping Shenanigans!’
- 🚀Engage more with community members who share a love for design and cartography—maybe even host a local flag-making competition!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect him to evolve into a go-to source for design critique in the next wave of Bluesky influencers, probably with a segment called ‘Flag it or Bag it.’
Potential Superpower
The uncanny ability to infuse creativity into everyday frustrations—he could make waiting for a package sound like the plot of a coming-of-age film.
Future Community Role
Within a year, he may become the unofficial ambassador for Dutch design on Bluesky; expect him to be lecturing on map aesthetics in a fun, interactive way.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Cartographer
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Map Wizardry
- ⚔️Design Raconteur
- ⚔️Shipping Shenanigans Master
Weaknesses
- 💀Procrastination on deadlines
- 💀Existential shipping dilemmas
- 💀Overanalyzing flag choices
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous waters of design and delivery while crafting the perfect map.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The flag designs of municipalities are actually coded messages from delivery companies to control consumer behavior.
Evidence Board
Frequent references to flag design, shipping woes, and subtle hints about governmental oversight in delivery services.
Secret Society
The League of Redundant Flag Critics
Truth Seeking Level
78%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r//r/MapDesignDrama for all your cartographic controversies.
Twitter Main Character
The guy who 'accidentally' started a trending topic about choosing between dignified flags and cartoon character designs.
LinkedIn Title
Creative Director at 'Maps and Mayhem Inc.' with endorsements for 'Late-night Design Ramblings.'
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual avatar roaming around a digital map gallery, critiquing land-use decisions and handing out stickers for good designs.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A custom profile showcasing favorite 'maps of the week,' complete with playlists titled 'Chill Cartography Vibes.'
Web3 Destiny
Creating NFT maps that change based on real-world shipping delays—a new blockchain technology that gamifies logistics!
Future Post
‘I've designed a map of all the places I’ve been waiting for packages—it’s a beautiful mess!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Sebas' ability to blend humor with critical analysis offers a refreshing outlook on the design world.
Charming Quirk
He personifies the cartographer’s struggle by turning even his technical issues into relatable anecdotes that resonate with followers.
Final Encouragement
"Keep navigating your creative map, Sebas! Because in this digital landscape, your humor is the compass we all need."
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