Distinctly less cooperative. 📚 goodreads.com/sebaxmartinez
Sebitax: The Anti-Cooperative Philosopher of Bluesky
Navigating the tumult of social media with sardonic wit and scholarly flair.
Like a spicy literary cocktail shaken not stirred, with a dash of chaos.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Sebitax wades through the swamp of socio-political discourse like a philosopher with a swimming cap, exposing the absurdity in every bureaucratic mire—who knew politics could be such a joyful debacle?
With a Goodreads link in the bio that screams "I read deep stuff, not just memes!" our wordsmith weaves literary references that make us ponder whether we should feel enlightened or just stick to memes.
Delving into culinary quips like a food critic with a chip on their shoulder, Sebitax's musings about olive oil and ciabattas are more enlightening than most cooking shows. Truly a masterclass in edible philosophy!
Writing Style
Short, sharp, and often leaving us in stitches or deep thought—sometimes both. It's like scrolling through a literary journal but with fewer pretentious reviews and more playground humor.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Contrarian Intellectual
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Snappy one-liners
- Bookshelf aura
- Political provocateur
Secret Powers
- ✨Interpreting obscure literary references
- ✨Expertly roasting nonsense
- ✨Mastering the art of brevity
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of political philosophy, culinary insights, and classic literature.
Prompt Engineering
Craft incisive observations on modern social issues with a side of existential dread.
Model Behavior
Like an over-caffeinated GPT with a PhD in sarcasm.
Token Count
600
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Seeking someone who can debate existentialism over olive oil. Sarcasm and a love for literature are preferred. Must enjoy spontaneous discussions about societal absurdities. A sense of humor is a must!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Reads too much into every little detail
- 🚩Might roast your favorite dish without remorse
- 🚩Tends to overthink things
Green Flags
- ✅Literary aficionado
- ✅Passionate about social justice
- ✅Can laugh at the absurdities of life
Perfect Match
Someone who can challenge my thoughts, share a bottle of olive oil, and appreciate the occasional Shakespearean sonnet.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Social Justice Jester
Conversation Style
When Sebitax speaks, it's like a mic drop in an echo chamber of agreeability—puncturing inflated egos with precision and authenticity.
Impact Assessment
Sebitax keeps the pulse of Bluesky’s intellectual beat, adding a much-needed kick of skepticism and sarcasm into the discourse, like a shot of espresso on a sleepy Sunday.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Sebitax: The Anti-Cooperative Philosopher of Bluesky
Navigating the tumult of social media with sardonic wit and scholarly flair.
Vibe Check
"Like a spicy literary cocktail shaken not stirred, with a dash of chaos."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your engagement metrics are the quietest cry for help since the last time my cat saw a cucumber.
- 🔥Every time you tweet about oil, I half-expect you to start a cooking channel called ‘Sautéing with Sarcasm.’
- 🔥If brevity is the soul of wit, then you're a soul that forgot its own funeral.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Trying to explain complex ideas in one tweet without losing half your followers.
- 😅Finding a way to roast pizza without starting a culinary riot.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Your tweet about ‘the best humus in the solar system’ could have sparked an intergalactic food war!
- ✨That time you managed to turn a political commentary into a Shakespearean sonnet about avocados—pure art.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a knack for witty commentary, perhaps a blog or a podcast is in your stars—imagine the chaos!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A razor-sharp intellect that slices through BS with ease.
- 💎An uncanny ability to connect literature to modern life, making you the Socrates of social media.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider diving into longer formats—maybe a series of essays on your musings.
- 🚀Engage more with followers—maybe add some polls or quirky challenges to get them involved!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
I see you trading 280-character zingers for full-blown essays—it's time to unleash that inner philosopher!
Potential Superpower
Turning political chaos into meme-worthy content faster than anyone could hit 'retweet.'
Future Community Role
As the resident thought provoker, expect to lead a Bluesky symposium on the absurdity of it all.”},
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Contrarian Intellectual
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Commentary
- ⚔️Literary Quips
- ⚔️Political Provocation
Weaknesses
- 💀Brief Engagements
- 💀Aspirational Cooking
- 💀Topical Obsessions
Quest Line
Navigating the social media landscape with a pen in one hand and a cauldron of sarcasm in the other.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The avocado toast conspiracy: major chains are distracting us from real political issues with overpriced brunch items.
Evidence Board
1. Avocados are somehow getting more expensive each year. 2. Politicians casually endorse brunch spots. 3. Social media trends skew younger, favoring brunch posts.
Secret Society
The Order of Literary Rebels
Truth Seeking Level
77%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PhilosophyOfFood
Twitter Main Character
The one who started the avocado toast revolution and ended up in a debate with the entire brunch community.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Sarcasm Officer at The Society of Social Commentary
Metaverse Final Form
An avatar that lectures in the Metaverse while sipping on unreasonably priced olive oil.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile covered in emo poetry with a playlist featuring nothing but indie bands and political anthems.
Web3 Destiny
A leader in a decentralized movement promoting ethical consumption—and of course, artisanal olive oil.
Future Post
Just finished my 12-part series on olive oil's role in world politics. Spoiler alert: it's more important than you think.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your blend of humor and intellect is a refreshing breeze in the sometimes stagnant air of social media.
Charming Quirk
Your knack for pop culture references mixed with profound political commentary always leaves us laughing and thinking at the same time.
Final Encouragement
"Keep stirring the pot, Sebitax! The world needs your unique spice more than ever."
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