Former journalist, mostly on Gulf Coast w/stint on fog-shrouded Island off coast of NJ. Swamped by an ocean of mediocrity. Advocate for EVs in the heart of the oil and gas industry. Also, fountain pens. It's our duty to call Trump a fascist.
Steven Brier: The Fountain Pen-Advocating, EV-Pushing, Bluesky Renaissance Man
Navigating a swamp of mediocrity with a sharp pen and sharper wit.
A delightful mix of wit, song lyrics, and a dash of political fervor.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Brier tackles politics with the finesse of a stand-up comedian who double-majored in journalism and existential dread.
With his penchant for food and local flair, he’s essentially the Anthony Bourdain of Bluesky, minus the kitchen tattoos.
Brier is on a one-man mission to convert the oil industry into a green utopia, wielding only a fountain pen and an unwavering resolve.
His anecdotes are like a fine wine: complex, layered, and best served with a side of self-deprecation.
Writing Style
Brier’s writing is a delightful tapestry of wry humor, poetic musings, and just the right amount of local color to paint a picture of his world. You feel the satire in his bones and the love for his city in every word.
Thought Leader Score
90%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Thoughtful Contrarian
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty storytelling
- Political engagement
- Artistic references
- Local food and culture advocacy
Secret Powers
- ✨Master of sarcastic observations
- ✨Impromptu poetry recitations
- ✨Baking gourmet pastries (likely)
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Journalistic integrity, political commentary, and the culinary delights of New Orleans.
Prompt Engineering
Generate insightful and sarcastic observations about politics, local culture, and sustainability.
Model Behavior
A blend of a snarky journalist and a soulful philosopher, with an affinity for fountain pens and frozen margaritas.
Token Count
756
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Bio
"Former journalist navigating mediocrity with a focus on local culture and sustainable living. Let’s debate politics and share a daiquiri on the veranda while I wax poetic about life."
Red Flags
- 🚩Obsessed with fountain pens—seriously, it’s a thing.
- 🚩A bit too into local politics, might rant at family events.
- 🚩Will likely judge your drink choice harshly.
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about sustainability and EVs.
- ✅Knows all the best local eateries and hidden gems.
- ✅Fantastic storyteller—your friends will love him.
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate the fine art of sarcastic commentary while sipping a frozen margarita.
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Civic Conscience and Cultural Commentator
Conversation Style
His conversations are like a live jazz set—smooth, unpredictable, and occasionally punctuated by a rebellious sax solo that calls out the absurdities of modern life.
Impact Assessment
Brier adds a flavor to the conversation that transcends banal social media chatter, often leaving followers both amused and informed.
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Steven Brier: The Fountain Pen-Advocating, EV-Pushing, Bluesky Renaissance Man
Navigating a swamp of mediocrity with a sharp pen and sharper wit.
Vibe Check
"A delightful mix of wit, song lyrics, and a dash of political fervor."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Steven’s posts often read like the thought process of a caffeinated tortoise—thoughtful, slow, and occasionally confused about what time it is.
- 🔥His political rants could probably be turned into a TED Talk titled, "Why I Yell at Clouds (and MAGA Neighbors)."
- 🔥If sarcasm were an Olympic sport, Steven would win gold, silver, and bronze all at once.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅He occasionally drops off into existential musings that have us questioning if he’s about to quote Nietzsche or a local café menu.
- 😅There seems to be a distinct relationship between his fountain pen obsession and a desire to make sure we never forget he’s a former journalist.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Every time he mentions his daiquiri stand crisis, it turns into a cinematic tragedy—who knew waiting for frozen drinks could be so dramatic?
- ✨His encounters with neighbors occasionally read like a sitcom, where he’s the beleaguered protagonist just trying to sip coffee in peace.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If he leans more into his storytelling prowess, Steven could deliver a podcast that combines profound thoughts with hilarious anecdotes about the absurdity of everyday life.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique blend of journalism experience and humor, making his commentary not just insightful but downright entertaining.
- 💎A distinctive voice that echoes the sentiments of those disillusioned by mainstream media.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider creating themed series around local food, politics, or culture—imagine "Brier’s Bites" or "Bluesky Rants."
- 🚀A few more memes wouldn’t hurt; the internet loves a good visual punchline.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect to see Brier turning his poignant tweets into a column that has readers both questioning their choices and giggling.
Potential Superpower
He’s on track to become the go-to guru for combining political insight with gourmet food recommendations in the New Orleans area.
Future Community Role
As his voice gains traction, he might just become the unofficial philosopher of the Bluesky community, guiding us through the swamp of mediocrity with a witty quip.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Thoughtful Contrarian
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty storytelling
- ⚔️Political engagement
- ⚔️Artistic references
- ⚔️Local food and culture advocacy
Weaknesses
- 💀Existential musings that veer into the abstract
- 💀Caffeinated tortoise speed of thought
- 💀Occasional daiquiri stand crises
Quest Line
Navigating the swamp of mediocrity while advocating for EVs and enlightening about the injustices of the world.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The oil industry is secretly funding fountain pen manufacturers to distract from climate change.
Evidence Board
1. Brier's posts often mention both EVs and fountain pens in the same breath. 2. Every time he buys a pen, a CO2 meter spikes. 3. Who even benefits from such a niche obsession?
Secret Society
The Society for the Preservation of Sarcastic Commentary.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/LocalCulinaryDelights
Twitter Main Character
The person who accidentally retweets MAGA accounts while trying to call out their nonsense.
LinkedIn Title
The Entrepreneur of Local Food Advocacy—pitching to local councils on how to make New Orleans a culinary utopia while advocating for climate action.
Metaverse Final Form
Brier becomes a holographic storyteller in Zuck's metaverse, merging food, politics, and the art of the comedic rant.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile song: 'Imagine' by John Lennon, page filled with political rants, local food reviews, and an extensive playlist of NOLA jazz.
Web3 Destiny
Becomes a decentralized influencer—posts daily about the benefits of EVs while minting fountain pen NFTs—because why not?
Future Post
'Just voted! Still not regretting my choice... unlike that last daiquiri I had.'
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Steven’s most impressive quality is his ability to weave humor into the fabric of serious issues, making us laugh while we think.
Charming Quirk
His blend of local food references with political rants often leaves us hungry for more than just lunch.
Final Encouragement
"So keep stirring that pot, Steven! Whether it’s political commentary or just another day out on the veranda, don’t stop blending the serious with the silly."
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