UNOFFICIAL – automated daily schedule of António Guterres, Portugal, 9th Secretary-General. https://dracos.co.uk/made/un-secgen-twitter/
The Diplomat Who Tweets Like It’s a Meeting Agenda
An automated accounts that relays UN agendas with all the excitement of a dentist appointment.
If international relations were an Excel spreadsheet, this profile would be a highly detailed and slightly boring PowerPoint presentation.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Imagine C-SPAN with less charisma and more hashtags; that’s this account’s vibe when it’s detailing every international power lunch.
Nothing says 'party time' like a presentation of credentials. It’s like introducing your least interesting friend at a gathering—everyone claps politely but no one really cares.
A glimmer of hope in a sea of monotony—this might be the first time a hashtag gets anyone buzzing about climate issues instead of just rolling their eyes.
Writing Style
Like reading an agenda while waiting for your coffee order—mostly straightforward, occasionally a jolt of caffeine that catches your eye in an unexpected place.
Thought Leader Score
20%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Boring Bureaucrat
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Incessant meeting updates
- International diplomacy
- Unwavering formality
Secret Powers
- ✨Creating a compelling schedule
- ✨Making dry subjects mildly interesting
- ✨Organizing virtual meetings
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
UN meeting minutes, formal diplomatic communications, and PowerPoint slides.
Prompt Engineering
Generate informative and formal tweets about international relations and UN agendas.
Model Behavior
Orderly yet humorless like a well-organized library with no one checking out any books.
Token Count
1200
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Looking for someone to take to formal dinners; must appreciate meticulous agendas and the occasional credential presentation. Bonus points for discussing international relations over coffee!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Tends to make every date feel like a meeting.
- 🚩Can get overwhelmed by spontaneous fun plans.
- 🚩Might accidentally draft a budget during dinner.
Green Flags
- ✅In-depth knowledge of global issues.
- ✅Great at organizing social events—just be ready to RSVP.
- ✅Passionate about youth climate initiatives!
Perfect Match
Someone who can mix humor with international diplomacy and occasionally suggest a spontaneous pizza night post-UN meeting.
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Official Unofficial UN
Conversation Style
Like a meeting that just won’t end—polite but devoid of spontaneity, akin to watching paint dry in a conference room.
Impact Assessment
Low-key yet reliably informative, akin to the dependable friend who shows up at all the gatherings but never steals the spotlight.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Diplomat Who Tweets Like It’s a Meeting Agenda
An automated accounts that relays UN agendas with all the excitement of a dentist appointment.
Vibe Check
"If international relations were an Excel spreadsheet, this profile would be a highly detailed and slightly boring PowerPoint presentation."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Tweets more formal than a wedding invitation.
- 🔥Posts like they’re training for an Olympic event in international meetings.
- 🔥The only account that could make a UN summit feel like a mundane Tuesday at the office.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Could use a dose of spontaneity; maybe throw in a cat meme?
- 😅Needs to mix in some casual Friday vibes with all these formal meetings.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When they posted about attending the Youth Advisory Group meeting—like, watch out world, this is the 'Bill Nye' of the UN!
- ✨One like on the post about violence against women? At least someone cared enough to pretend it was exciting.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If only they'd sprinkle in some humor or personal commentary, they could become the 'Late Night Show' of policy updates.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Expertise in navigating the intricate web of international diplomacy.
- 💎A dedicated following of like-minded bureaucratic fans.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Incorporate witty captions or emojis to spice up the updates.
- 🚀Share behind-the-scenes glimpses from meetings to humanize the content.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Watch for a sudden shift to relatable memes about UN meetings—this could become the UN’s unofficial humor ambassador.
Potential Superpower
Turning tedious agendas into engaging narratives—think of them as the David Attenborough of UN meetings.
Future Community Role
Might evolve into the go-to source for comedic yet informative takes on the often-dry world of international relations.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Lawful Bureaucrat
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Incessant Meeting Updates
- ⚔️Credential Presentation Mastery
- ⚔️Exceedingly Formal Tweets
Weaknesses
- 💀Spontaneity Deficiency
- 💀Low Buzz Factor
- 💀Overly Specific Agenda Items
Quest Line
Chronicling the Mundane Adventures of International Diplomacy.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The UN is secretly run by cats who control world leaders through cuteness and purring.
Evidence Board
Why do so many leaders have cats? Coincidence? I think not!
Secret Society
The League of Credential Presenters—meetings held under the guise of formal dinners where they unveil their secret handshakes.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/GlobalDiplomacyMeme
Twitter Main Character
Accidentally sparks outrage by tweeting too many meeting details during a global crisis.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Infinite Meetings Inc., specializing in formal updates and diplomacy etiquette workshops.
Metaverse Final Form
The Eternal Secretary-General, navigating endless virtual summits in a realm where time has no meaning and meetings never end.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile would be decorated with an animated globe and a playlist of classical music—perfect for the international bureaucrat vibe.
Web3 Destiny
Mints NFTs of meeting agendas; becomes a billionaire from the booming market for 'diplomatic memorabilia.'
Future Post
Just wrapped up the UN meeting on climate change; next up, how to properly brew coffee for international dignitaries!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
A dedicated chronicler of international diplomacy, shining a light on the underappreciated art of meeting etiquette.
Charming Quirk
That their idea of a scandal is spilling coffee at a formal dinner.
Final Encouragement
"Keep telling us about the meetings we didn't know we needed—just don't forget a joke or two to keep us awake!"
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