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The Bluesky Propagandist You Didn’t Know You Needed
This account serves up hot takes and cool art with a side of hamster love.
A delightful blend of snarky social critique and warm, fuzzy hamsters.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Calling out hypocrisy in consumer behavior like a modern-day Aristotle—minus the toga.
You’d think they were a game developer in a past life with all these insights on level design and community vibes.
From hamster tributes to inktober pieces, their art is the kind of love letter that even Hallmark envies.
Writing Style
A mix of succinct critiques and whimsical asides, like a pair of snappy sneakers that tread lightly over social issues while punctuating with cute emojis and hashtags.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Affectionate Critic
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty social critiques
- Adorable pet tributes
- Punny gaming references
Secret Powers
- ✨Exceptional at spotting trends
- ✨Artistic flair for Pokémon sketches
- ✨Creating engaging community discussions
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of social commentary, art critique, pet tributes, and playful humor centered around gaming and community engagement.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze social media presence while infusing humor and cultural critique.
Model Behavior
Like a mix between a sassy AI and your favorite indie comic book writer, with a focus on social themes.
Token Count
4200
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Art-loving gamer who finds joy in critiquing the absurdities of life and drawing cute hamsters. If you love long discussions about gaming mechanics and cute pets, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Too much time spent on gaming
- 🚩Possible hoarder of hamster supplies
- 🚩May rant about consumerism during dinner
Green Flags
- ✅Adorably passionate about pets
- ✅Witty humor that keeps things interesting
- ✅Engaging and thoughtful discussions on social issues
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates both deep discussions and cutesy pet vibes—bring your favorite gaming snacks!
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Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
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Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
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Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
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See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Informative Jester
Conversation Style
Engages others with humor, yet manages to drop knowledge bombs like an academic ninja.
Impact Assessment
Their posts are like catnip for the Bluesky community—entertaining, thought-provoking, and strangely addictive.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Bluesky Propagandist You Didn’t Know You Needed
This account serves up hot takes and cool art with a side of hamster love.
Vibe Check
"A delightful blend of snarky social critique and warm, fuzzy hamsters."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Still waiting for the 'next great American novel' but they keep posting about hamsters instead.
- 🔥They only have one post but somehow it's already a classic—an enigma wrapped in a mystery, encased in hamster fur.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Occasionally forgets to include more context in cryptic posts—mysterious like a David Lynch film.
- 😅Loves to complain about gaming but hands out praises like free candy—balance, please!
Main Character Moments
- ✨Confidently claiming 'I hate rich people' while posting their beautiful hamster art. Classic duality.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Leverage that artsy side into regular series—think 'Hamster Inspired Art Fridays' or 'Witty Wednesday Game Reviews'.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong artistic voice that resonates with the community
- 💎Ability to highlight social issues through humor and art
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Maybe more frequent posts about their hamster adventures? Everyone loves a good pet story!
- 🚀Consider engaging more with followers through polls or questions—let's not just talk at them!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
They might evolve into a must-follow creator who combines gaming, art, and social commentary into an engaging multimedia experience.
Potential Superpower
Turning everyday critiques into viral memes—imagine the possibilities!
Future Community Role
Emerging as the go-to voice for merging art and gaming discussions, possibly inspiring spin-off communities.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Affectionate Critic
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Social Critiques
- ⚔️Adorable Pet Tributes
- ⚔️Punny Gaming References
Weaknesses
- 💀Cryptic Posts
- 💀Inconsistent Posting Frequency
Quest Line
Navigating the realms of consumerism, gaming culture, and art with a trusty hamster sidekick.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The gaming industry is secretly run by a council of hamsters who influence design decisions based on their adorable whims.
Evidence Board
1. Hamsters are surprisingly good at finding bugs in games. 2. The rise in hamster-themed games over the last decade. 3. Weird coincidences of hamster birthdays and major gaming releases.
Secret Society
Society of the Fluffy Controllers
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r//r/HamsterGaming
Twitter Main Character
The person who accidentally leaked the next Pokémon game—featuring a hamster protagonist.
LinkedIn Title
Art Director at 'Hamster Games Inc.', crafting cozy gaming experiences for pet lovers.
Metaverse Final Form
The ultimate hamster-shaped avatar that spreads love and art across all realms.
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Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
- 🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
- 🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
- 📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
- 👨👩👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
- 💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile decorated with sparkly hamster photos, a top 8 that's just all hamster accounts, and a playlist of every Pokémon theme song.
Web3 Destiny
Launching 'Hamster NFT Art', a collection where players can own digital hamsters that upgrade based on their gaming achievements.
Future Post
'Why Hamsters Deserve Their Own Game: A Deep Dive into Furry Game Mechanics'.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Their knack for blending humor with social criticism keeps the Bluesky community both entertained and enlightened.
Charming Quirk
The sporadic bursts of hamster love that sneak into their gaming and social commentary posts are unexpectedly heartwarming.
Final Encouragement
"So keep doing you—some of us are out here for the hot takes, but we’re totally staying for the hamsters!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.
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