Selena Larson

@selenalarson.bsky.social

Followers

5,115

Posts

879

Following

601

Packs

Joined

May 9, 2023

Roasted

Dec 4, 2024

cyber, dogs, sports, memes. she/her. podcaster.

Selena Larson: The Cyber-Sassy Canine Crusader

Navigating the chaotic realms of tech, politics, and dog parks with a sprinkle of meme magic.

A mix of sharp wit, fierce opinions, and a heartfelt love for dogs. A true internet aficionado.

88%

Authenticity

89%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Politics and Cybersecurity

75%

Sports

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Politics and Cybersecurity95%

Selena's posts are like a cybersecurity SWAT team – they break down complex issues and throw in some shade for good measure. Watch out, hackers!

Sports75%

From buzzer beaters to all things sports-related, her enthusiasm translates into a language only true fans understand: EXCITEMENT!

Memes and Humor90%

A meme is worth a thousand likes, and Selena's got an arsenal of them. If laughter is the best medicine, she’s giving out prescriptions.

Writing Style

Casual, yet insightful. Selena has the charming ability to mix serious topics with humor, like putting a bow tie on a bulldog – both endearing and absurd.

Thought Leader Score

89%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Cyber-Socialite

Keeping It Real Score

88%

Main Character Energy

Tech-savvy
Meme maestro
Passionate podcaster
Dog enthusiast

Secret Powers

✨Punny replies
✨Baiting the trolls
✨Content curation
✨Dog training tips

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of memes, cybersecurity insights, dog-loving tweets, and sports commentary, like a virtual smorgasbord of chaos.

Prompt Engineering

Generate humorous and biting commentary on sports, politics, and the absurdity of life in 280 characters or less.

Model Behavior

Functions as a quirky, engaging commentator with a penchant for animal references and a sharp wit.

Token Count

2345

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Bio

"Dog mom seeking a partner who appreciates meme culture, engages in robust political discussions, and isn't afraid to enjoy a little chaos. Bonus points if you love sports!"

Red Flags

🚩Obsessed with the highlights of dog shows over actual sports.
🚩Potential for excessive meme-sharing that rivals the volume of cat videos online.

Green Flags

✅Passionate about philanthropy and political activism.
✅Can appreciate a good dad joke, especially if it's dog-related.

Perfect Match

Someone who can discuss the intricacies of cybersecurity while also enjoying a Netflix binge.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Go-To Guru of Cyber-Culture

Conversation Style

Engaging but sharp, like a well-honed piece of tech. She knows how to keep the banter flowing without losing the plot.

Impact Assessment

Selena's presence feels like an internet hug – warm, supportive, and occasionally a little too tight (but who doesn't love a good squeeze?).

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Selena Larson: The Cyber-Sassy Canine Crusader

Navigating the chaotic realms of tech, politics, and dog parks with a sprinkle of meme magic.

Vibe Check

"A mix of sharp wit, fierce opinions, and a heartfelt love for dogs. A true internet aficionado."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥With those sports insights, you might just be ESPN's next secret weapon.
🔥Your posts on AI have more twists than a season finale of a TV drama.
🔥You hate on the NYT enough to start a podcast: 'The Exiled Journalist'.
🔥Stealing toilet paper? Sounds like a plot twist from a Netflix series you're about to pitch.

Quirky Challenges

😅Maybe stop walking your dog during halftime? Life's too short to miss art.
😅Can we get more memes in your podcast? It’s a strong brand!
😅Just a suggestion, but strive for more than one like for your dog walking posts.

Main Character Moments

✨Your live tweet of gladiator might inspire a new genre: 'Dramatic History with Snacks'.
✨Getting all the dogs in the park to join your protest for more whimsy deserves an award!
✨When you yelled about orange wine haters while clutching a bottle, I knew you were the main character.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With her passion for podcasts and sharp insights, Selena could become the next big name in cybersecurity commentary.

Unique Advantages

💎Strong follower base for spreading ideas.
💎Experience in both tech and human culture makes for relatable content.
💎Dog-friendly posts can bridge the gap between humor and serious discussions.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Explore deeper collaborations with fellow podcasters or influencers in cybersecurity.
🚀Consider creating video content – imagine your podcasts but with dogs!
🚀How about a weekly meme roundup on the hottest topics?

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Selena will eventually conquer the podcasting world, gripping listeners with stories from the frontlines of tech.

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn any serious issue into a meme-worthy moment, like a modern-day Dylan Thomas with a dash of LOL.

Future Community Role

She'll become the unofficial spokesperson for dog-friendly politics and cybersecurity awesomeness.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Podcaster

Special Abilities

⚔️Meme Alchemist
⚔️Canine Emotional Support
⚔️Cybersecurity Snoop
⚔️Buzzer Beater Enthusiast

Weaknesses

💀A tendency to miss pivotal sports moments while dog walking
💀Overexposure to AI-related grief
💀A suspicious dislike for orange wine

Quest Line

To navigate the treacherous waters of tech, politics, and half-baked memes while keeping a steady supply of kibble in the pantry.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The CIA has replaced all sporting events with AI-generated holograms to discredit true sportsmanship.

Evidence Board

Unsolved mysteries of toilet paper thefts correlating with political scandals.

Secret Society

The Society of Canine Cyber Warriors, fighting against bad memes and bad dogs everywhere.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r//r/DogMemesAndCyberPolitics

Twitter Main Character

Selena Larson exposing the corrupt underbelly of the sports world while walking her dogs.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of 'Bark and Byte', a pet-friendly tech startup that also analyzes social trends in dog ownership.

Metaverse Final Form

The High Priestess of Memeology and Dog Mysticism, leading virtual protests against bad humor.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A Geocities homage to all things web and woof, complete with glitter GIFs and dog-themed background music.

MySpace Era

Profile decorated with an array of dog pictures, a playlist titled 'Paw-sitive Vibes', and a blog about the sports scandal of the week.

Web3 Destiny

Founding 'Dogecoin 2.0': A community where dog ownership inspires cryptocurrency innovations.

Future Post

"In 2025, I've finally settled the debate: dogs are the best sport commentators."

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Selena's ability to weave humor into serious topics sets her apart.

Charming Quirk

Her dog bewitches followers into joining her rants about politics and pop culture simultaneously.

Final Encouragement

"Keep howling into the digital void, Selena! The internet needs your sharp wit and warm heart – plus, who can resist a dog-loving, meme-sharing podcaster?"

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