selfishprotein

@selfishprotein.bsky.social

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Posts

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Roasted

Dec 4, 2024

vegetarian; philosophy of economics, animal ethics, family abolition, feminism, trans/queer; #FreePalestine #BDS #NOlympicsAnywhere https://linktr.ee/selfishprotein i hate military.

The Philosopher King of Bluesky: Here to Roast and Reflect

A vegetarian philosopher wielding a keyboard like a sword in the ongoing culture wars.

A heady mix of activism, wit, and a sprinkle of existential dread.

92%

Authenticity

88%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Political Discourse

90%

Social Justice

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Political Discourse95%

You’ve got a knack for turning the mundane into a philosophical debate. It’s like you’re the Socrates of the keyboard—minus the hemlock.

Social Justice90%

With posts that could fill a textbook on modern activism, you approach topics like a seasoned bard of the oppressed, mixing pathos and logos with ease.

Public Health85%

Your thoughts on vaccination rival those of a seasoned health professional—only with the added spice of your unique narrative style.

Queer Rights92%

Your insights on LGBTQ+ issues cut sharper than a finely honed rapier, leaving no one unscathed or uninformed.

Writing Style

A delightful whirlwind of intellect and humor, you write like someone who combines academic rigor with the sass of a Twitter troll—always ready to roast and ruminate.

Thought Leader Score

88%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Academic Activist

Keeping It Real Score

92%

Main Character Energy

Philosophical musings
Vocal activist
Culturally aware

Secret Powers

✨Snappy comebacks
✨Crisis analysis
✨Content curation with flair

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Training Data

Political discourse, social justice, public health, queer rights, and existential musings.

Prompt Engineering

Generate politically charged yet humorous commentary infused with academic references.

Model Behavior

Mimics a combination of an academic paper and a viral tweet, with occasional bouts of existential dread.

Token Count

256

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Bio

"Philosophical vegetarian seeking a partner who can debate and laugh simultaneously. Must enjoy deep discussions and the occasional meme!"

Red Flags

🚩Overly analytical about everything, including dating
🚩Can turn a casual date into a thesis paper

Green Flags

✅Passionate about social issues
✅Loves to share and create memes
✅Depth of thought that rivals the ocean

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates the highs and lows of activism, and can banter over coffee or in the comments section.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

Intellectual Provocateur

Conversation Style

You engage like a seasoned debater: equal parts charm and challenge. Expect laughter and eye-rolls in equal measure!

Impact Assessment

With a following that appreciates your blend of sass and substance, your contributions feel like a warm coffee mug in chilly political debates.

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The Philosopher King of Bluesky: Here to Roast and Reflect

A vegetarian philosopher wielding a keyboard like a sword in the ongoing culture wars.

Vibe Check

"A heady mix of activism, wit, and a sprinkle of existential dread."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your engagement metrics say 'Philosopher' but the retweets scream 'Internet Meme.'
🔥You’re the only person I know who can make a tweet about vaccines seem like an existential crisis.
🔥Your posts are so deep, I’m worried the algorithm might drown in them.

Quirky Challenges

😅Maybe tone down the academic references? Not everyone has a philosophy degree!
😅Sometimes your posts read like a term paper—let’s loosen that tie a bit!
😅Occasionally, your Twitter feed resembles a footnote-heavy essay more than a playful banter.

Main Character Moments

✨When you dissect political scandals like an academic scalpel—everyone’s both impressed and slightly scared.
✨Your post about Hunter Biden’s pardon having more likes than a cat video is peak internet irony.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Unleash that potential by sprinkling more humor into your academic discourse—think ‘John Oliver meets Noam Chomsky.’

Unique Advantages

💎Deep knowledge on pressing issues
💎Unique perspective blending activism with academia
💎Ability to cultivate an engaging community online

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Start a podcast: ‘Philosophers Respond’ sounds catchy!
🚀Consider meme-ifying your content—an academic meme page could be your calling!
🚀Engage more with followers through Q&A sessions—turn that philosopher's podium into a stage!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Your Twitter feed will transform into a full-blown think tank—a mix of academic discourse and meme magic.

Potential Superpower

The ability to distill complex theories into one-liners that go viral—watch out, TikTok!

Future Community Role

As the resident intellectual, you’ll become a beacon for discourse—leading the charge against ignorance (and bad tweets).

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Debate like a pro
⚔️Wield sarcasm with precision
⚔️Transform complex theories into memes

Weaknesses

💀Too deep for the casual scroller
💀Occasionally loses track of the punchline
💀Can turn any thread into a thesis

Quest Line

Finding the balance between enlightened discourse and internet chaos.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The internet is a sentient being that feeds on memes and political discourse.

Evidence Board

1. Memes have shaped public opinion more than traditional media. 2. Algorithms have developed their own personality.

Secret Society

The League of Laughter and Logic: where memes and philosophy collide for social change.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PhilosophyNerds where heated debates and memes reign supreme.

Twitter Main Character

In an alternate universe, they initiated a viral trend on how to roast politicians with philosophy.

LinkedIn Title

The academic influencer who got bored of academia and started a meme consultancy.

Metaverse Final Form

Head of the Ministry of Thought in a virtual utopia, where discourse reigns and memes are currency.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page with animated gifs of philosophers and links to their favorite social justice articles.

MySpace Era

Top 8 friends include Noam Chomsky, Judith Butler, and a cat that loves activism.

Web3 Destiny

Becoming the first philosopher NFT that generates income for social justice initiatives.

Future Post

‘Just wrote an op-ed on the state of democracy in 2025—spoiler alert: it’s complicated!’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your unwavering commitment to social justice makes you a lighthouse in the stormy seas of online discourse.

Charming Quirk

You have a delightful habit of turning even the dullest healthcare topic into a riveting tale.

Final Encouragement

"Keep wielding that keyboard—your blend of philosophy and activism is just what the timeline needs! You’ve got this, philosopher-activist!"

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!