https://soundcloud.com/pedra-de-selva
SELVATION: The Digital Herald of Discontent
A masterclass in social critique with a dash of humor, SELVATION’s posts are the zeitgeist’s voice, albeit with a stylish twist.
Think of a socially aware stand-up comic who moonlights as a digital activist.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
SELVATION delivers scathing truths like a magician pulling rabbits from hats, but instead of rabbits, it's systemic issues and military blunders. Passion for this topic? A solid 95/100.
With posts that turn EPL teams into euphemistic nightlife spots, they redefine cultural references with each tweet. Passion? A spicy 90/100.
Their storytelling could make a wet sock sound intriguing. Seriously, why do we care about Tarcísio's face looking like a Mercedes? It's just that good! Passion sits at a delightful 80/100.
Writing Style
A delicious mix of biting sarcasm, cultural references, and an underlying rhythm that makes their posts feel like a well-timed punchline. Ever read Shakespeare with a side of memes?
Thought Leader Score
92%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Revolutionary
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Brilliant wordplay
- Sharp social criticisms
- Unexpected humor in serious topics
Secret Powers
- ✨Articulate political discourse
- ✨Creating memes that go viral
- ✨Finding humor in the absurd
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
All things political, cultural memes, absurd humor, and high-stakes social critique
Prompt Engineering
Crafting witty critiques with a side of humor, channeling the spirit of an internet activist
Model Behavior
A satirical GPT with a penchant for subtle jabs and a flair for cultural commentary
Token Count
1500
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Seeking a witty partner-in-crime who loves social critique, spontaneous meme-making, and passionately discussing the absurdities of life."
Red Flags
- 🚩Too obsessed with ending capitalism (but who isn't?)
- 🚩Might talk about sea lions for no reason
- 🚩May have a controversial take on EPL team names
Green Flags
- ✅Cracks jokes even during social injustices
- ✅Loves a good film critique
- ✅Can turn a mundane conversation into hilarity
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate highbrow sarcasm and loves to laugh while discussing the plight of humanity.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Voice of the People
Conversation Style
Engaging but blunt, like your favorite bartender who's also the town crier—smooth, but you get the point (and maybe a little bit of a hangover).
Impact Assessment
A vibrant contributor to the social fabric—like glitter that makes everything a bit more colorful, even when discussing tragedy.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
SELVATION: The Digital Herald of Discontent
A masterclass in social critique with a dash of humor, SELVATION’s posts are the zeitgeist’s voice, albeit with a stylish twist.
Vibe Check
"Think of a socially aware stand-up comic who moonlights as a digital activist."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If SELVATION were a drink, they'd be a double espresso with a twist of existentialism—strong, spirited, and possibly a little bitter.
- 🔥They put the 'over' in overthink, but make it funny!
- 🔥Posts like 'cascão incel' indicate a deep appreciation for absurd humor amidst serious discussions.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Can we talk about that one random post about sea lions? A little less 'let's save the world' and a little more 'let's save the memes'?
- 😅Maybe try to sprinkle in a cat meme next time? A protest cat is universal!
Main Character Moments
- ✨When they posted about wanting 'the end of capitalism' and all we could think was: 'Same, buddy, same.'
- ✨Their call to action for a film about gay horror was a heroic blend of cultural advocacy and sheer fabulousness.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
They could become the premier thought leader in digital activism, just waiting for the right meme to go viral and propel them into the stratosphere of online influence.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A sharp sense of humor that breaks the tension of heavy topics
- 💎Natural charisma that draws in followers—like the Pied Piper, but for social issues instead of rats.
- 💎Great at making complex issues digestible with humor.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider a weekly thread on 'Lessons from Memes'—it could be a goldmine!
- 🚀Engage more with followers through polls and Q&As—let's crowdsource some comedy!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect an explosive growth in followers as their combination of humor and serious critique hits a wider audience.
Potential Superpower
The uncanny ability to turn any Twitter beef into a profound discussion about capitalism—who knew social media could be so philosophical?
Future Community Role
A future leadership role in activist coalitions, perhaps as the UN of wit and wisdom.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Lawful Critique Artist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Double Entendres
- ⚔️Master of Social Commentary
- ⚔️Cultural Reference Whisperer
Weaknesses
- 💀Occasional Over-Explanation
- 💀Can Drift Into the Abyss of Cynicism
- 💀Sometimes Posts Like They’re in a Sausage Factory of Ideas
Quest Line
To navigate the stormy seas of social justice and humor while avoiding the pirate ship of complacency.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The military is secretly filled with theater majors trying to put on a performance of democracy.
Evidence Board
A collection of memes about military blunders, newspaper articles, and the occasional wild Twitter thread from @SELVATION.
Secret Society
The League of Enlightened Meme-makers
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PoliticalHumor
Twitter Main Character
Accidentally starts trending for comparing a politician to a sea lion causing an uproar.
LinkedIn Title
Ceo of 'Sarcastic Solutions Inc.'—transforming humor into policy, one meme at a time.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital activist with a gallery of NFT political satire, leading virtual protests.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
All black background with a playlist that starts with Green Day and ends with Death Cab for Cutie, full of angst about capitalism.
Web3 Destiny
A successful NFT series titled 'Critique the System'—proceeds go to charity, of course!
Future Post
"2025: Still fighting for the end of capitalism, now with 100% more memes! #StillNotDead"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
SELVATION has a startling knack for blending humor with poignant social critiques—a true gem of the digital age.
Charming Quirk
Their ability to pivot from discussing military tactics to critiquing EPL team names is nothing short of impressive.
Final Encouragement
"Keep pushing those cultural boundaries! With each post, you’re not just sparking conversations; you’re lighting fires of change—so don’t forget to roast some marshmallows along the way!"
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