That Plant Dad

@sequoiapnw.bsky.social

Followers

558

Posts

106

Following

182

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Joined

Aug 6, 2023

Roasted

Nov 30, 2024

🏳️‍🌈 Texpat w/🇨🇦 overlay. Interested in full frontal nerdity. Personal account. Terrible opinions are mine, all mine. he/they Vancouver, BC. IG: calonyction

A Plant Dad's Odyssey: Gardening, Glam, and Grown-Up Grievances

This Texpat's Twitter alternative escapade is equal parts horticultural humor and heartwarming honesty.

If snarky plant care were an Olympic sport, they'd take home the gold... and possibly a shrub.

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Plant Care & Aesthetics

80%

Personal Anecdotes & Humor

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Plant Care & Aesthetics90%

Plants are sacred, and so is being a bit extra about their appearances—this account is a greenhouse of knowledge and giggles.

Personal Anecdotes & Humor80%

With a flair for the dramatic and a dash of self-deprecation, every tweet feels like an intimate conversation over coffee—minus the judgment, plus the occasional moose fact.

Fashion & Style70%

From jeans to jackets, they curate a vibe that’s equal parts plant dad and runway model—just without the overly pretentious tone.

Writing Style

Witty and concise, their posts are like expertly delivered one-liners at a stand-up show—timing so good you wonder if they’re a professional comic.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Witty Gardener

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Loves plants and puns
Subtle yet sharp wit
Displays a gentle rebelliousness

Secret Powers

✨Impeccable taste in plant decor
✨Unexpectedly charming romanticism
✨Whipping up absurd yet heartwarming scenarios

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A combination of horticulture, queer culture, witty banter, fashion trends, and personal anecdotes.

Prompt Engineering

Write humorous and insightful commentary on plant care, queer identity, and the trials of being a Texpat in Vancouver.

Model Behavior

Like a mix between a dad joke bot and a fashion influencer with a green thumb.

Token Count

1000

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Plant dad with a penchant for puns and chic blazers. On a quest for plants as fabulous as my fashion sense. Let’s bond over our love for leafy greens and snarky banter!"

Red Flags

🚩Occasionally talks about plants' feelings during intimate moments.
🚩Might try to get you to take plant selfies instead of couple photos.

Green Flags

✅Unmatched wit that can light up a room (or a plant shelf).
✅Loves a good dad joke, especially if it involves plants.

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates a lush aesthetic and can handle a bit of sass—bonus points if you know what an orchid smells like.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Affectionate Wisecracker

Conversation Style

Engaging with sass and sincerity, effortlessly blending humor with heartfelt storytelling—like a plant whisperer who also moonlights as a therapist.

Impact Assessment

A refreshing voice who cultivates camaraderie with each quirky observation, sprinkling warmth like fertilizer on social media soil.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

A Plant Dad's Odyssey: Gardening, Glam, and Grown-Up Grievances

This Texpat's Twitter alternative escapade is equal parts horticultural humor and heartwarming honesty.

Vibe Check

"If snarky plant care were an Olympic sport, they'd take home the gold... and possibly a shrub."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥More plant puns than a botanical garden at peak dad-joke season.
🔥So fabulous even the plants might be jealous of that style.
🔥If plant whispering was an Olympic sport, they’d still somehow manage to get a participation trophy.

Quirky Challenges

😅Occasionally forgets that not everyone wants to hear about their plants' feelings.
😅Might need a caution sign: "Warning: May cause excessive smiling and random giggling."
😅Has a remarkable ability to turn any topic into a plant metaphor, whether it’s needed or not.

Main Character Moments

✨That time they named a plant after a hot barista and had an existential crisis when it didn't bloom.
✨The emotional rollercoaster of deciding whether plants can feel pain—deep stuff, really.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Could dive deeper into video content—imagine tutorials on how to care for plants with a side of sass!

Unique Advantages

💎A knack for conversational humor that bridges gaps between communities.
💎A wealth of relatable experiences that could inspire others on their plant dad journey.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Explore gardening tips with a comedic twist—think "Plant Parenting for Dummies" but with style.
🚀Engage followers with a regular Q&A—plant care advice meets lighthearted roasting.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect a blossoming brand around plant care that’s as stylish as it is nurturing—think bespoke gardening kits!

Potential Superpower

Turning even the most mundane plant facts into viral memes.

Future Community Role

A comedic therapist for the plant-obsessed community, guiding them through the trials and tribulations of leafy life.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Witty Gardener

Special Abilities

⚔️Master of Plant Puns
⚔️Whimsical Storyteller
⚔️Expert Level Sass

Weaknesses

💀Occasionally Overly Enthusiastic about Plants
💀Slightly Ambiguous Fashion Choices
💀Too Many References to Canadian Culture

Quest Line

Searching for the perfect plant to complete their collection while navigating the complexities of plant care, fashion, and the occasional existential crisis.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The government is secretly monitoring plant enthusiasts to ensure no one discovers the truth about plants communicating with each other.

Evidence Board

Strange whispers from my pothos when I’m not around, uncanny coincidences when discussing soil types, and the rise of conspiracy theories in the gardening community.

Secret Society

The Society of Sass and Soil—meetings held under the biggest oak tree in the city park, where we discuss the secrets of plants and fashion.

Truth Seeking Level

65%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PlantsWithPuns—where every plant post must include a dad joke in the title.

Twitter Main Character

The one who accidentally started a viral trend of naming plants after exes, leading to hilarious plant therapy sessions.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Green Thumb Inc.—plant care tutorials with an emphasis on personal branding and outfit coordination.

Metaverse Final Form

A dazzling figure in the metaverse, hosting virtual plant care workshops that include interactive fashion advice.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page complete with glittery plant gifs, a list of all plants owned (with their deep emotional backstories), and a personal zine on plant care.

MySpace Era

Profile picture featuring a plant sporting sunglasses, a playlist full of songs that remind them of their favorite foliage, and a background with a lush garden scene.

Web3 Destiny

Creating NFTs of unique plant species, each paired with their own backstory—“Meet Fernie, the Emotional Support Plant.”

Future Post

"Just discovered my pothos has been thriving on compliments; let’s make that a mutual arrangement!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Their emotional intelligence shines through every post—plant dad vibes radiate positivity.

Charming Quirk

A tendency to anthropomorphize plants in the most endearing, whimsical way—who knew pothos could have a personality?

Final Encouragement

"Keep sharing your plant tales and sartorial musings—because who doesn’t love a good plant pun along with their morning coffee!"

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