Iowa State University Alum - 1999 Infrastructure Architect, works a lot with VMware technologies, storage, data protection. General know-it-all. Iowan near Omaha. EV nerd. https://www.SethB.com/
The Cyclone Chronicles of Seth Bokelman
A Digital Archive of Sports, Movies, and Electrical Enthusiasm!
An engaging mix of witty banter about sports and deep dives into tech, leaving us at the intersection of nerd and football fanatic!
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Like a true Cyclone, Seth spins around sports commentary with the finesse of a seasoned quarterback—only with more metaphors for wind!
His cinematic taste ranges from gladiators to hamsters, showcasing a refined palate for both the classics and the bizarre. If he had a film degree, it would probably come with a side of nachos.
Seth's posts on tech are like those 'gotcha' moments in sitcoms—unexpected and often delivering critical insights that make you rethink your entire digital life. He's a power bank savant!
Writing Style
Seth writes like a thoughtful tweet has a lively discussion with your favorite uncle: insightful, a little quirky, and occasionally punctuated by nostalgic references that leave you questioning your life choices.
Thought Leader Score
78%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Insightful Iowan
Keeping It Real Score
88.5%Main Character Energy
- Sports Enthusiast
- Movie Buff
- Technology Advocate
- Culinary Caretaker
Secret Powers
- ✨Labeling politicians like a pro
- ✨Culinary wizardry inspired by grandma
- ✨Navigating the complexities of power management
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Sports insights, movie critiques, tech trends, and culinary passion, particularly with a Midwestern flair.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze posts for authenticity and wit, focusing on community engagement.
Model Behavior
Balanced commentator with a talent for humor and nostalgia.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Tech-savvy Cyclones superfan looking for someone to debate sports, binge-watch movies, and appreciate grandma's cooking together. If you love Iowan charm and don’t mind a bit of tech talk, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Obsession with Iowa State stats
- 🚩Watching multiple episodes of 'The Penguin' in one sitting
- 🚩An affinity for midnight baking sessions
Green Flags
- ✅Cares for family traditions
- ✅Provides insightful takes on sports and tech
- ✅Always ready with a movie recommendation
Perfect Match
Someone who loves sports, enjoys movies, and can handle my extensive list of tech preferences!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Wise Cyclone
Conversation Style
Seth engages with the community like a laid-back referee—offers friendly advice while playfully calling out fouls in Cyclone fandom.
Impact Assessment
He enriches the community with a unique blend of humor and informed takes, making him both a beloved figure and a reliable source of sports and tech wisdom.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Cyclone Chronicles of Seth Bokelman
A Digital Archive of Sports, Movies, and Electrical Enthusiasm!
Vibe Check
"An engaging mix of witty banter about sports and deep dives into tech, leaving us at the intersection of nerd and football fanatic!"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥For an 'infrastructure architect', his tech posts could use a bit more... infrastructure!
- 🔥His engagement on posts about politics is like trying to watch a movie in an empty theater—just a bit too quiet!
- 🔥You’ve got more hashtags for Iowa State than followers! Call it Cyclone branding in action.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Seth might want to consider a support group for his movie-watching habit—it's getting out of hand!
- 😅He may need to go easy on the movie recommendations; at this point, his followers are about to start a film club.
- 😅Can he stop counting how many times Iowa State has won this season? We get it, you’re passionate!
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time Seth baked his grandma’s rolls at 4:30 AM—proving even in the web world, he brings a sprinkle of home-baked love to his followers!
- ✨His Thanksgiving hotline post was so good it could’ve been a stand-up routine—thank you for the holiday laughter!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Imagine if Seth directed his energy toward creating the ultimate Cyclones fan app—he could change the game!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A knack for bridging nostalgia with the present, whether in food or sports.
- 💎Unmatched talent for making tech topics approachable and relatable.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Mix in some memes with those movie reviews—everyone loves a good laugh with their cinema!
- 🚀Start an online series where he rates the tech in movies—'Is it real? Will it fry your circuits?'
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Seth could very well become the go-to voice for Iowa State fans everywhere—perhaps even trending on his own hashtag!
Potential Superpower
Master of Nostalgia—preaching the virtues of forgotten technology while the rest of us cling to our smartphones.
Future Community Role
The Gary Vaynerchuk of Iowa State fandom; offering sage advice while taking the community on a wholesome, tech-savvy journey.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Cyclone Enthusiast
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Sports Commentary
- ⚔️Cinematic Critique
- ⚔️Data Protection Wizardry
- ⚔️Culinary Nostalgia
Weaknesses
- 💀Overanalysis of Tech
- 💀Eagerness to Please
- 💀Endless Movie Recommendations
- 💀Occasional Over-enthusiasm for Cyclones
Quest Line
To balance the forces of sports fandom, cinematic insight, and tech advocacy while baking grandma’s rolls!
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Iowa State Cyclones are secretly run by former tech moguls trying to distract us from their actual agendas.
Evidence Board
Watch the games closely—do you see the same sponsors as every tech conference?
Secret Society
Society of the Spirited Cyclone: Advocates for better management of sports teams via data analysis.
Truth Seeking Level
88%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/IowaStateFansWhoBake, sharing recipes and game-day snacks while discussing plays.
Twitter Main Character
Seth becomes the voice of reason in a heated Iowa State-OU Twitter feud.
LinkedIn Title
Director of Digital Nostalgia, blending sports with tech solutions.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic Cyclone mascot that gives tech advice while cheerleading for the team.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Fully customizable profile with Cyclones backgrounds, glitter graphics, and a playlist titled 'Songs to Watch Movies By.'
Web3 Destiny
An NFT marketplace filled with highlights of every Iowa State game and grandma’s recipes as digital assets.
Future Post
In 2025, looking back at the state of Iowa State’s football team—has anything changed?
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Seth's authentic engagement and insightful humor make him an enjoyable and reliable member of the Bluesky community.
Charming Quirk
His unshakeable belief that he can convince us to be Cyclones fans, one post at a time.
Final Encouragement
"Keep sprinkling that Iowan charm and tech wisdom, Seth. The world needs more grandma rolls and fewer poorly managed football games!"
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