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    Seth Bokelman

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    Iowa State University Alum - 1999 Infrastructure Architect, works a lot with VMware technologies, storage, data protection. General know-it-all. Iowan near Omaha. EV nerd. https://www.SethB.com/

    The Cyclone Chronicles of Seth Bokelman

    A Digital Archive of Sports, Movies, and Electrical Enthusiasm!

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    An engaging mix of witty banter about sports and deep dives into tech, leaving us at the intersection of nerd and football fanatic!

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    88.5%
    Authenticity
    78%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    85%
    Iowa State Cyclones
    75%
    Movies and TV shows

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Iowa State Cyclones85%

    Like a true Cyclone, Seth spins around sports commentary with the finesse of a seasoned quarterback—only with more metaphors for wind!

    Movies and TV shows75%

    His cinematic taste ranges from gladiators to hamsters, showcasing a refined palate for both the classics and the bizarre. If he had a film degree, it would probably come with a side of nachos.

    Tech and Gadgets90%

    Seth's posts on tech are like those 'gotcha' moments in sitcoms—unexpected and often delivering critical insights that make you rethink your entire digital life. He's a power bank savant!

    Writing Style

    Seth writes like a thoughtful tweet has a lively discussion with your favorite uncle: insightful, a little quirky, and occasionally punctuated by nostalgic references that leave you questioning your life choices.

    Thought Leader Score

    78%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Insightful Iowan

    Keeping It Real Score

    88.5%

    Main Character Energy

    • Sports Enthusiast
    • Movie Buff
    • Technology Advocate
    • Culinary Caretaker

    Secret Powers

    • Labeling politicians like a pro
    • Culinary wizardry inspired by grandma
    • Navigating the complexities of power management

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Sports insights, movie critiques, tech trends, and culinary passion, particularly with a Midwestern flair.

    Prompt Engineering

    Analyze posts for authenticity and wit, focusing on community engagement.

    Model Behavior

    Balanced commentator with a talent for humor and nostalgia.

    Token Count

    1500

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Tech-savvy Cyclones superfan looking for someone to debate sports, binge-watch movies, and appreciate grandma's cooking together. If you love Iowan charm and don’t mind a bit of tech talk, swipe right!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Obsession with Iowa State stats
    • 🚩Watching multiple episodes of 'The Penguin' in one sitting
    • 🚩An affinity for midnight baking sessions

    Green Flags

    • Cares for family traditions
    • Provides insightful takes on sports and tech
    • Always ready with a movie recommendation

    Perfect Match

    Someone who loves sports, enjoys movies, and can handle my extensive list of tech preferences!

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      Full Infrastructure

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      Enterprise Ready

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Wise Cyclone

    Conversation Style

    Seth engages with the community like a laid-back referee—offers friendly advice while playfully calling out fouls in Cyclone fandom.

    Impact Assessment

    He enriches the community with a unique blend of humor and informed takes, making him both a beloved figure and a reliable source of sports and tech wisdom.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    The Cyclone Chronicles of Seth Bokelman

    A Digital Archive of Sports, Movies, and Electrical Enthusiasm!

    Vibe Check

    "An engaging mix of witty banter about sports and deep dives into tech, leaving us at the intersection of nerd and football fanatic!"

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥For an 'infrastructure architect', his tech posts could use a bit more... infrastructure!
    • 🔥His engagement on posts about politics is like trying to watch a movie in an empty theater—just a bit too quiet!
    • 🔥You’ve got more hashtags for Iowa State than followers! Call it Cyclone branding in action.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Seth might want to consider a support group for his movie-watching habit—it's getting out of hand!
    • 😅He may need to go easy on the movie recommendations; at this point, his followers are about to start a film club.
    • 😅Can he stop counting how many times Iowa State has won this season? We get it, you’re passionate!

    Main Character Moments

    • That time Seth baked his grandma’s rolls at 4:30 AM—proving even in the web world, he brings a sprinkle of home-baked love to his followers!
    • His Thanksgiving hotline post was so good it could’ve been a stand-up routine—thank you for the holiday laughter!

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Imagine if Seth directed his energy toward creating the ultimate Cyclones fan app—he could change the game!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎A knack for bridging nostalgia with the present, whether in food or sports.
    • 💎Unmatched talent for making tech topics approachable and relatable.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Mix in some memes with those movie reviews—everyone loves a good laugh with their cinema!
    • 🚀Start an online series where he rates the tech in movies—'Is it real? Will it fry your circuits?'

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Seth could very well become the go-to voice for Iowa State fans everywhere—perhaps even trending on his own hashtag!

    Potential Superpower

    Master of Nostalgia—preaching the virtues of forgotten technology while the rest of us cling to our smartphones.

    Future Community Role

    The Gary Vaynerchuk of Iowa State fandom; offering sage advice while taking the community on a wholesome, tech-savvy journey.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Chaotic Cyclone Enthusiast

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Sports Commentary
    • ⚔️Cinematic Critique
    • ⚔️Data Protection Wizardry
    • ⚔️Culinary Nostalgia

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overanalysis of Tech
    • 💀Eagerness to Please
    • 💀Endless Movie Recommendations
    • 💀Occasional Over-enthusiasm for Cyclones

    Quest Line

    To balance the forces of sports fandom, cinematic insight, and tech advocacy while baking grandma’s rolls!

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The Iowa State Cyclones are secretly run by former tech moguls trying to distract us from their actual agendas.

    Evidence Board

    Watch the games closely—do you see the same sponsors as every tech conference?

    Secret Society

    Society of the Spirited Cyclone: Advocates for better management of sports teams via data analysis.

    Truth Seeking Level

    88%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/IowaStateFansWhoBake, sharing recipes and game-day snacks while discussing plays.

    Twitter Main Character

    Seth becomes the voice of reason in a heated Iowa State-OU Twitter feud.

    LinkedIn Title

    Director of Digital Nostalgia, blending sports with tech solutions.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A holographic Cyclone mascot that gives tech advice while cheerleading for the team.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Welcome to my GeoCities page! Here’s how I can help you make your own grandma’s rolls while tracking Iowa State’s football wins!

    MySpace Era

    Fully customizable profile with Cyclones backgrounds, glitter graphics, and a playlist titled 'Songs to Watch Movies By.'

    Web3 Destiny

    An NFT marketplace filled with highlights of every Iowa State game and grandma’s recipes as digital assets.

    Future Post

    In 2025, looking back at the state of Iowa State’s football team—has anything changed?

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Seth's authentic engagement and insightful humor make him an enjoyable and reliable member of the Bluesky community.

    Charming Quirk

    His unshakeable belief that he can convince us to be Cyclones fans, one post at a time.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep sprinkling that Iowan charm and tech wisdom, Seth. The world needs more grandma rolls and fewer poorly managed football games!"

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