Yes, Iâm that seven. Infosec professional by day, digital lowlife by night. matrix: @seven:panthermoderns.org #infosec #dfir #cyberpunk #synthwave
Seven: The Cyberpunk Bard of Bluesky
A digital knight battling bots and billionaires while serenading us with nostalgia.
A mix of late-night thoughts dripping with synthwave vibes and an anarchist's manifesto.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? đ€
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Seven delves into vulnerabilities like a true digital archaeologist, unearthing the skeletons in routers' closets, even if the engagement sometimes resembles a ghost town.
Nothing says âI miss the pastâ like comparing todayâs political landscape to a gothic anime. Their Chainsaw Man ice sculpture post? Pure art.
Often serves up hot takes on the chaotic world of politics, blending sarcasm with stark truths, like a spicy gumbo of outrage served with a side of realism.
Writing Style
A poetic mix of snark and analysis, like a stand-up comedian delivering TED Talks. Posts bounce between sharp insights and baffling one-liners that leave you chuckling and contemplating.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real Youâą đ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Cyberpunk Philosopher
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Insider knowledge of infosec
- Sharp wit humor
- Nostalgic for the 80s
- A knack for clever wordplay
Secret Powers
- âšCreating memes that nail societal issues
- âšInterpreting the chaos of social media
- âšSpotting a bad take from a mile away
If you were an AI...đ€
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of cybersecurity articles, synthwave playlists, 80s nostalgia, and political rants
Prompt Engineering
Analyze social media posts with a focus on humor, nostalgia, and current events
Model Behavior
A blend of a comedy writer and a cultural critique AI
Token Count
300
tokensDating App Editionđ
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Infosec pro by day, digital lowlife by night. I love deep philosophical discussions, 80s anime nostalgia, and witty banter. Letâs talk about how the billionaires are out to crush us over a cup of green tea!"
Red Flags
- đ©Obsessed with data privacy
- đ©Occasional existential crises about bots
- đ©Too many references to ice sculptures
Green Flags
- â Expert on cybersecurity
- â Witty sense of humor
- â Appreciates good memes
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys late-night ramblings about the state of the world and can join in on a conversation about the superiority of 80s music.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Checkđ
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Informed Jester
Conversation Style
Master of the smart quipâwitty enough to turn a dull thread into a rave but self-aware enough to know when to drop the mic.
Impact Assessment
Bringing the kind of critical thinking that feels both refreshing and necessaryâlike finding a good avocado in a bin of bad ones.
TL;DR VersionâĄ
Your profile in a flash
Seven: The Cyberpunk Bard of Bluesky
A digital knight battling bots and billionaires while serenading us with nostalgia.
Vibe Check
"A mix of late-night thoughts dripping with synthwave vibes and an anarchist's manifesto."
Spice Level Checkđ¶ïž
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- đ„Posts like a bot sometimes, but in a very human wayâit's like, are you posting or just existentially pondering?
- đ„Some of those Tweets could use a safety net with how they dive into 80s nostalgiaâwhatâs next, a post about Tamagotchis being sentient?
- đ„That moment when you get more likes for saying âwutâ than for deep socio-political commentaryâwhat a mood!
Quirky Challenges
- đ Might want to ease up on the data fear-mongeringâsometimes, less is more, like a solid two minutes in an elevator pitch.
- đ Could focus more on engaging with followers instead of just talking at themâtime to host that Twitter Space, my friend!
- đ Too many abstract thoughts that need a grounding postâlet us feel the earth beneath our feet while we sip that sweet tea.
Main Character Moments
- âšThe day you called out the billionaire class was like watching an anime hero stand up to the big badâbravo!
- âšThat time you posted an ice sculpture of Chainsaw Manâbecause who doesnât need a taste of whimsy alongside a cybersecurity warning?
- âšEach time you drop a meme during a political showdownâitâs like youâre the designated driver in a chaotic party.
Level Up Zoneđ
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Could deeply explore the intersection of technology and philosophyâlet's see some essays or videos!
Unique Advantages
- đA unique lens on infosec that mixes humor and depth.
- đThe ability to blend personal anecdotes with global issuesâperfect for engagement.
- đA knack for visual storytellingâthose memes deserve a canvas.
Level Up Suggestions
- đStart a blog or vlog discussing infosec trendsâthink of it as a TED Talk but with more memes.
- đEngage in Twitter Spacesâit's time to turn that wit into auditory gold!
- đGet more interactive with polls on infosec topics; letâs see what followers really think!
Crystal Ball Timeđź
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Seven will evolve into an influential commentator that balances humor and critical thought, leading to some sort of digital renaissance.
Potential Superpower
The ability to dissect complex issues and present them in digestible formatsâlike turning a 15-minute YouTube documentary into a two-minute TikTok.
Future Community Role
The go-to guru of infosec and digital culture, akin to the wise mentor everyone wants at their digital roundtable.
Your Character Buildđź
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Cyber Bard
Special Abilities
- âïžInfosec Insight
- âïžNostalgia Manipulation
- âïžPolitical Commentary
- âïžWitty Retorts
Weaknesses
- đOverthinking
- đHeavy Metal Music References
- đToo Many Ice Sculpture Posts
Quest Line
To battle the social media overlords and protect the digital realm while reminding everyone that the 80s were the best decade!
Down the Rabbit Holeđ”ïžââïž
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The 80s never ended, they just went digital
Evidence Board
80s fashion is back, synth music is mainstream, and we have yet to solve the mystery of the missing Tamagotchis
Secret Society
Society of Synthwave Sentinels for Digital Freedom
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse Youđ
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/AnalogNostalgia
Twitter Main Character
The person who posts the cringe-worthy love letters to 80s cartoons
LinkedIn Title
The CEO of a startup that makes retro-themed cybersecurity software
Metaverse Final Form
A synthwave DJ performing at virtual raves while providing infosec wisdom to the crowd.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineâ°
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile decked out in glittery backgrounds with moody emo lyrics and the top 8 friends including a picture of a chainsaw-wielding anime character
Web3 Destiny
Creating digital avatars that fight data brokers and host virtual synthwave concerts
Future Post
Just a reminder: the 80s are still the greatest decade! #ForeverYoung
The Final TakeđŹ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Unrivaled in the mastery of humor mixed with critical insightâit's a beyond-refreshing combo.
Charming Quirk
Posts random, whimsical updates that unexpectedly turn serious threads into light-hearted observationsâlike a cat video breaking a news cycle.
Final Encouragement
"Keep dazzling us with your blend of nostalgia and relevanceâwho knows, you might end up winning the Bluesky Pulitzer for âBest 140 Characters of Truth!â"
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