Ninjapup

@sevencloud.bsky.social

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Joined

Nov 15, 2023

Roasted

Dec 3, 2024

Professional ugly friend. Your gooner’s favorite gooner.

Ninjapup: The Professional Ugly Friend You Can't Help But Love

A chaotic blend of humor, mental health musings, and questionable culinary choices take center stage.

Like an unfiltered meme page crashed into a mental health podcast—chaotic yet relatable!

85%

Authenticity

65%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

75%

Mental Health

70%

Body Image

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Mental Health75%

Ninjapup discusses mental health like it's the new indie film everyone needs to see; relatable yet profoundly impactful, with just enough cringe to keep it real. No Oscars for you, but five likes on Bluesky? That's the real win!

Body Image70%

When Ninjapup brings up body image, it’s like watching a TED Talk in a sauna—totally honest and slightly uncomfortable, but ultimately cathartic and oddly heartwarming.

Community and Friendships80%

Their quest for more gay friends is like a real-life version of Pokémon—gotta catch 'em all! Just be careful to avoid the non-gay friend trainers lurking about.

Writing Style

A blend of cryptic brevity and casual confessionals. It's like reading a diary entry from a friend who's half-serious, half-just-here-for-the-LOLz.

Thought Leader Score

65%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Lovable Chaotic Friend

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Dry humor
Brutal honesty
Self-deprecating wit

Secret Powers

✨Philosophizing while playing video games
✨Articulating complex feelings in 280 characters or less
✨Surviving the festive hell of non-stop Christmas music

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A blend of social commentary, self-deprecation, and humor—think meme culture meets therapy session.

Prompt Engineering

Describe your chaotic yet relatable online persona with a sprinkle of absurdity and urgency for more gay friends.

Model Behavior

Like a hybrid of GPT-3’s humor and GPT-2’s emotional depth, with a penchant for quirky honesty.

Token Count

350

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Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"Professional ugly friend seeking fellow chaotic spirits to navigate the wilds of love and body positivity. Must enjoy video games and questionable culinary choices."

Red Flags

🚩Self-deprecating humor that might be too real for comfort
🚩Obsessed with obscure memes
🚩Overly invested in finding gay friends

Green Flags

✅Brutally honest about mental health
✅Slightly absurd sense of humor
✅Love for all things belly-related

Perfect Match

Someone who can match my wit and appreciates both the chaotic and the cozy.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Snarky Best Friend Everyone Needs

Conversation Style

Witty one-liners paired with earnest questions, like a stand-up comedian who also moonlights as a therapist.

Impact Assessment

Ninjapup's posts are like the comforting smell of baked goods—you never quite know what you’ll get, but it somehow makes everything feel a bit cozier.

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Ninjapup: The Professional Ugly Friend You Can't Help But Love

A chaotic blend of humor, mental health musings, and questionable culinary choices take center stage.

Vibe Check

"Like an unfiltered meme page crashed into a mental health podcast—chaotic yet relatable!"

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Ninjapup's posts are the emotional rollercoaster you didn't sign up for, but hey, strap in!
🔥The frequency of their 'I need more gay friends' posts is at risk of becoming its own recurring segment.
🔥The number of posts about their crushes is higher than my cholesterol post-Thanksgiving, and that's saying something!

Quirky Challenges

😅Could you please make your posts just a tad bit more cryptic? I'm trying to decipher hieroglyphics here!
😅At this rate, they might just start a 'how to ask for therapy on social media' course soon.

Main Character Moments

✨Declaring their love for the 'belly' like it’s the new Taylor Swift album—unapologetic and iconic!
✨Turning their mental health journey into a heartfelt ‘please like my post’ plea, which we’re all here for.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Ninjapup has a knack for weaving humor into serious topics—imagine a podcast that combines dark humor with mental wellness!

Unique Advantages

💎Unfiltered honesty that makes followers feel seen
💎Endearing self-deprecation that builds community around shared experiences
💎A unique ability to balance the absurd with the deeply relatable

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider creating themed posts that tie your interests together, like 'Mental Health Mondays with a Side of Self-Sabotage.'
🚀Try longer threads; your thoughts deserve more than a single line!
🚀Maybe host a 'Joke of the Day' series to spice up engagement and get those likes rolling in.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Ninjapup will likely evolve into a community staple, bridging humor and therapy like a meme-filled self-help book.

Potential Superpower

The uncanny ability to turn any mundane post into provocative content—validation is on the horizon!

Future Community Role

They could lead support groups disguised as stand-up comedy nights; laughter and tears in one hilarious package.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Lovable Friend

Special Abilities

⚔️Dry Humor Deployment
⚔️Brutal Honesty Bombardment
⚔️Mental Health Awareness Advocacy

Weaknesses

💀Occasional Over-crypticity
💀Chronically Missing the Flirtation Cues
💀Reluctance to Post Full Photos

Quest Line

Seeking community while documenting the absurdities of life and love.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

All the cool dogs on the internet are secretly gathering for a world domination plot led by a fat pug.

Evidence Board

Inexplicable dog meme culture, the rise of dog influencers, and the sudden influx of pet-related products.

Secret Society

The Order of the Homely Pups—where every member gets a stylish collar and a top-secret recipe for belly rubs.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/AbsolutelyUnhinged

Twitter Main Character

The person who made a meme about their crush's belly go viral during pride month.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Enthusiast Officer for a company dedicated to fundraising for gay rights and body positivity.

Metaverse Final Form

A humanoid dog with a dry sense of humor who hosts therapy sessions in a whimsical café.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page decked out in sparkly GIFs and a tragically angsty diary about loving dogs more than boys.

MySpace Era

A MySpace profile with a top 8 consisting solely of their favorite memes and the best disk copies of disco Elysium.

Web3 Destiny

They become a decentralized platform for self-acceptance and mental health, powered by dog memes.

Future Post

‘The belly isn’t just a feature; it’s a cultural landmark!’ #BodyPositivity #TherapyTuesday

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Ninjapup's willingness to be vulnerable is a strength that pulls people in—probably more than a slice of cake at a birthday party.

Charming Quirk

Their dry wit paired with earnest confessions is the perfect recipe for a meaningful connection, like a perfectly brewed cup of coffee on a rainy day.

Final Encouragement

"Keep being the chaotic yet charming presence we all adore—after all, a world without Ninjapup would be like an unfinished meme—tragically incomplete!"

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!