What is Bluesky Roast?

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Andrew Gross

@ahgmem.bsky.social

88.5%

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Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

Richard Delevan: The Climate Crusader Who Gets More Likes Than a Cat on a Roomba

IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

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Sean

@seanqsun.com

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Lewis

@lead.dev

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Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Privacy concerns85%

Clearly a fan of keeping secrets, like a digital ninja ready to exploit the mysteries of the online world.

Podcast criticism75%

A true connoisseur of audio over literature, suggesting reading is out, ranting is in.

Food and tariffs65%

A predictably cynical take on food, because who wouldn’t analyze corn syrup tariffs as a grand existential crisis?

Writing Style

Vague but poignant, like a haiku stuck in traffic—each word feels like it’s trying to leave a lasting impression, with varying success.

Thought Leader Score

45%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Enigmatic Philosopher

Keeping It Real Score

65%

Main Character Energy

Mysterious lack of bio
Obsessive cryptic messaging
A penchant for existential wit

Secret Powers

✨Unraveling privacy policies
✨Crafting game show taunts on demand
✨Spotting corn syrup faster than a hawk

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of existential philosophy, sarcasm, food critique, and digital privacy concerns.

Prompt Engineering

Generate cryptic and thought-provoking content that challenges digital norms.

Model Behavior

Like a cross between GPT-3 and a frustrated philosopher at a coffee shop.

Token Count

1234

tokens

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Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Mysterious soul seeking someone who can handle a healthy dose of existential dread and cryptic messages. Let's challenge the status quo together."

Red Flags

🚩Possibly too obsessed with privacy policies.
🚩May communicate solely in riddles.
🚩Incessantly critiques podcasts to the point of exhaustion.

Green Flags

✅Deep conversationalist with a penchant for wit.
✅Can spot corporate greed from a mile away.
✅Appreciates a good corn syrup debate.

Perfect Match

A fellow cryptic thinker who enjoys dark humor and is not afraid of the occasional existential crisis.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Mysterious Observer

Conversation Style

Like a distant philosopher, occasionally dropping knowledge bombs with an underwhelming explosion.

Impact Assessment

A low-key disruptor, providing just enough thought-provoking content to keep the community on its toes.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Welcome to the Digital Eyeroll Show!

Where sarcasm meets existential dread, and likes are just a mere dream.

Vibe Check

"A mysterious cryptic energy, like a riddle wrapped in an enigma, wearing a trench coat."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your posts are like a mystery box; no one quite knows what they’re getting—unless it’s more cryptic messages!
🔥You're the ghost of Bluesky—here, but also kind of not really here.
🔥Calling your engagement metrics ‘minimalist’ would be a generous understatement.

Quirky Challenges

😅Perhaps consider posting when the world is awake? Those night owl musings might be harder to digest at noon.
😅Embrace the like button—don't be afraid of its glowing promise!
😅Try crafting a post that doesn’t leave the reader feeling like they need a PhD to understand.

Main Character Moments

✨When you casually drop existential threats disguised as game show taunts—it’s a whole mood!
✨Your take on corn syrup tariffs? Iconic. Like if Joni Mitchell sang about processed foods.
✨When you declare war on podcast ads, you truly become the hero we didn’t know we needed.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Your mysterious vibe holds serious potential to be this generation’s Socrates—if only you could find a way to actually engage!

Unique Advantages

💎Witty observations wrapped in veiled threats
💎A knack for tapping into modern discontent
💎Unmatched ability to generate conversation via existential dread.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try marrying your cryptic thoughts with more direct engagement—maybe a riddle challenge?
🚀More memes! Because who doesn’t love a good meme to break the tension?
🚀Perhaps sprinkle a few emojis; they bring joy to the cryptic!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

An increase in followers who are drawn to your unique ability to be cryptic and thought-provoking at the same time.

Potential Superpower

Transforming existential angst into meme magic—a powerful combo.

Future Community Role

The philosopher-king, guiding the community through its digital dilemmas, with a side of snark.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Cryptic Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Privileged Insight
⚔️Existential Riddles
⚔️Corn Syrup Detection

Weaknesses

💀Engagement Metrics of a Ghost Town
💀Vagueness Level: Expert
💀Fear of Likes

Quest Line

To unravel the mysteries of the digital realm while remaining forever enigmatic.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The podcast industry is a front for a secret society controlling our minds through audio subliminals.

Evidence Board

The rise of corporate sponsorships, the influx of ads, and the mysterious disappearance of independent shows.

Secret Society

Society for the Preservation of Audio Purity (SPAP)

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ExistentialNoodles

Twitter Main Character

The person who sparked a debate about the moral implications of corn syrup in food and its podcast ramifications.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Enigma Co., where the mission statement is always 'To be determined.'

Metaverse Final Form

A digital digital phantom who wanders the metaverse, leaving behind cryptic clues.

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10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Geocities page with a background of animated corn syrup bottles and vague existential quotes.

MySpace Era

A profile with an auto-play mix of moody indie music, mysterious blog posts, and an abundance of glitter graphics.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized platform where users can trade their existential thoughts as NFTs, titled 'Cryptic Thoughts for Sale.'

Future Post

'Just discovered the latest podcast is actually an ad for corn syrup. Stay vigilant, my friends!'

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your ability to weave existential thoughts with a hint of humor is a rare gem.

Charming Quirk

Your posts often leave readers pondering deeper meanings, like a modern-day enigma wrapped in a meme.

Final Encouragement

"Keep it up, Cryptic Connoisseur! The world might just need your unique blend of mystery and wit more than it realizes."

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Ndeye Fatou Diop

@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

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Andrew Gross

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