What is Bluesky Roast?

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95%

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Ndeye Fatou Diop

@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

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Lewis

@lead.dev

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Sean

@seanqsun.com

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Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Self-Care & Laziness90%

Treats relaxation like a full-time job—no meetings, all naps. If ‘doing nothing’ had a spokesperson, it would be them.

Holidays & Family Dynamics70%

Approaches family gatherings with a cocktail of sarcasm and nostalgia—like a family therapist with a flair for the dramatic.

Pop Culture Critique65%

Analyzes reality TV like a seasoned critic—complete with witty asides that make you wonder if you should be watching with a notepad.

Health and Well-Being80%

Rants about the monthly struggle with a creativity that could rival Shakespeare, but hopefully without the tragic ending.

Writing Style

A delightful mix of casual banter and raw honesty, like a text from your most relatable friend who never leaves you on read.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Sassy Philosopher

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Vibrant use of humor
Willingness to engage in self-reflection
A flair for the dramatic

Secret Powers

✨Culinary escapades
✨Unraveling the complexities of daily life
✨Unintentional poetry in rants

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Posts about self-care, pop culture, holidays, and relatable rants with a humorous twist.

Prompt Engineering

Generate a relatable and funny voice that blends humor with social commentary.

Model Behavior

Sassy and introspective, with a touch of dramatics, resembling a mix of a stand-up comic and a relatable friend.

Token Count

420

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Looking for someone who can appreciate a good laugh, enjoys spontaneous adventures, and knows how to whip up a mean dish (or at least one that won't end in a fire). Bonus points if you can handle my sass and throw shade right back!"

Red Flags

🚩Occasional existential crises
🚩Too much time spent in sweatpants
🚩A tendency to roast friends on social media

Green Flags

✅Self-aware and thoughtful
✅Loves to cook (or at least eats well)
✅Great sense of humor

Perfect Match

Someone who shares memes, enjoys cooking experiments, and understands that naps are sacred.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Favorite Auntie of Bluesky—sassy, fun, and always with snacks (figuratively, of course).

Conversation Style

Engages with a tone that’s equal parts inviting and cheeky, like they’re throwing shade at a family reunion after a few drinks.

Impact Assessment

Adds to the community like seasoning to a good dish—unexpected, necessary, and definitely making everything taste better.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Wit with a Side of Shade: The Bluesky Chronicles of A THIQUE VIRGO GROOVE ♍️

A masterclass in balancing sass and vulnerability, one post at a time.

Vibe Check

"If relatable humor were a currency, they'd be a billionaire."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥If posting about not posting were an Olympic sport, they’d have gold.
🔥The only person who might rival their existential crises is a reality TV star.
🔥They say ‘naked’ and get 0 likes; this isn’t a modeling gig, darling!

Quirky Challenges

😅Can they post about doing absolutely nothing while simultaneously doing too much?
😅Might want to consider sticking to one hashtag per post—#BlackSky sounds fun, but let’s keep it contained!
😅Might they stop confusing ‘stuffing’ with a life philosophy?

Main Character Moments

✨Turns procrastination into an art form—who needs productivity when you have friendsgiving debauchery?
✨Nailed the ‘drunk before noon’ vibe, we’re just not sure if it was a holiday or a standard Wednesday.
✨Somehow manages to make cooking seem like a chaotic adventure—Michelin stars, beware!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With their unique blend of humor and introspection, they could be an influential voice on mental health and self-care.

Unique Advantages

💎Charisma that draws followers like moths to a flame.
💎Authentic relatability makes them a beloved figure in their niche.
💎Willingness to tackle taboo subjects with a smile (or a side-eye).

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider more visual content—memes and vlogs could highlight that delightful personality!
🚀Mix in some how-to guides for culinary experiments—if it fails, it’s more content!
🚀Try theme weeks! Like ‘Nostalgic Nights’ or ‘Reality TV Rants’ to connect deeper with followers.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Their Bluesky presence will morph into a mini pop-culture commentary channel; think Marie Kondo meets Wendy Williams!

Potential Superpower

Turning everyday frustrations into hilarious observations—comedy gold!

Future Community Role

They’ll become the go-to guru for balanced humor and life advice—like a digital Dr. Phil with fewer credentials!

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Sassy Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Vulnerability Vortex
⚔️Sardonic Sustainability
⚔️Unmatched Snack Game

Weaknesses

💀Chronic Procrastination
💀Overthinking
💀Occasional Unhinged Rants

Quest Line

Navigating Life's Absurdities While Maintaining a Steady Stream of Witty Commentary.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Thanksgiving was created by the turkey industry to sell more turkey.

Evidence Board

1. Thanksgiving food reviews are suspiciously biased. 2. Family dynamics are too complex without government interference. 3. All the good recipes have mysteriously disappeared from the internet.

Secret Society

The League of Over-Analyzing Family Gatherers (LOAFG)

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ThanksgivingDrama (because family is never drama-free)

Twitter Main Character

The one who starts a hashtag about holiday food fails and becomes a beloved meme.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Procrastination and Aesthetic Snack Planning, Inc.

Metaverse Final Form

The Virtual Hostess with the Mostest—where every meal is a feast of digital delights.

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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Geocities layout featuring animated gifs of turkeys and a page dedicated to holiday struggles.

MySpace Era

Customized with a catchy song about doing nothing, and top friends list featuring snacks.

Web3 Destiny

Becoming a virtual chef in the metaverse, designing hand-crafted meal plans and humorous cooking tutorials for sentient AI.

Future Post

‘Just made the world’s first AI-powered Thanksgiving dinner! 🍽️ (It failed, and I’m having cereal again.)’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Their most impressive quality is their ability to weave humor and vulnerability effortlessly.

Charming Quirk

The ‘I need a jet’ posts that surface at random intervals—because who doesn’t need a spontaneous getaway?

Final Encouragement

"Keep being you, A THIQUE VIRGO GROOVE! The world—like your posts—needs a little more shade and a lot more groove!"

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IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

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Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

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Andrew Gross

@ahgmem.bsky.social

88.5%