What is Bluesky Roast?

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Lewis

@lead.dev

Lewis: The Bluesky Businessman Navigating Sales and SaaS Like a Pro

IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

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Ndeye Fatou Diop

@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

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Sean

@seanqsun.com

Sean: The Indie Game Evangelist with a Side of IKEA Humor

Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Cats90%

A regular supply of feline cuteness that could power a small village—Nugget could probably run for president with those likes!

Tumblr Nostalgia80%

Declarations of a '2011 Tumblr' revival are bold—like bringing back dial-up internet while flaunting a neon hairdo!

Men75%

An unholy obsession that feels like watching a Shakespearean tragedy unfold in real-time—your posts shout 'Men, Men, Men!' louder than an angry support group.

Writing Style

A delightful chaos of witty one-liners and surreal imagery, reading like an abstract poem from a caffeine-fueled night owl.

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Absurdist Poet

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Unexpected humor
Obsessive love for cats
Nostalgic references to early internet culture
A penchant for the dramatic

Secret Powers

✨Creating catchy phrases out of thin air
✨Making random words trend
✨Inspiring existential dread with cat stories

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Nostalgic internet references, cat-centric humor, and absurdist poetry.

Prompt Engineering

Generate unpredictable yet relatable content focused on humor, cats, and early internet culture.

Model Behavior

Like a quirky chatbot who’s been powered by caffeine and catnip—random yet oddly charming.

Token Count

2537

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Seeking fellow cat enthusiasts and nostalgic internet wanderers. Let’s rant about men and swap cat pics! Must enjoy absurdity and existential discussions."

Red Flags

🚩Obsessive to the point of overwhelming posts about men.
🚩Frequent need for validation from the algorithm.

Green Flags

✅Witty humor and spontaneous creativity.
✅Strong affinity for cats—Nugget is my spirit animal.

Perfect Match

A whimsical soul who appreciates the absurd, loves cats, and isn’t afraid to discuss Tumblr’s golden years.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Unofficial Vice President of Cat Enthusiasm

Conversation Style

Engagingly random—like a confetti cannon at a funeral, you never know what will explode next!

Impact Assessment

Bringing a lively sense of humor to Bluesky, like a glitter bomb in a library.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Shrimposter Effect: A Bluesky Legend in the Making

With a flair for the absurd and a heart full of nostalgia, Shrimposter captivates Bluesky one wild post at a time.

Vibe Check

"An eclectic mix of chaotic energy and whimsical charm—think Willy Wonka meets a cat meme."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your love for men is so intense, I half expect a PowerPoint presentation on their merits.
🔥'My hands are... warm?'—a gripping novel title in the making!
🔥You keep posting about cats like they're the last living beings on Earth, and honestly, I respect it.

Quirky Challenges

😅Consider writing a post that isn't about men or cats—wait, is that possible?
😅How about spelling 'men' in fewer than 20 consecutive posts next time?

Main Character Moments

✨Declaring love for cats while simultaneously disowning one for being a jerk—it really is the plot twist of your life!
✨Your dramatic flair in everyday statements has officially made you the Shakespeare of Bluesky.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With that sparkling personality, you could easily spin your love for absurdity into a viral internet sensation!

Unique Advantages

💎Your ability to blend nostalgia with modern absurdity is a rare gift.
💎You could lead a support group for 'Tumblr Refugees'—the title alone would gain followers!

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try mixing in some memes from the ancient history of the internet—your audience loves a good throwback!
🚀Consider doing a themed post series—like 'Men Mondays' or 'Catastrophic Cat Tales'—to maintain engagement.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect to see your posts branching out into a chaotic blend of video content and retro gaming streams—watch out Twitch!

Potential Superpower

Turning the absurdity of life into shareable, viral anecdotes—"Oh, did you hear about the time I..."

Future Community Role

The beloved eccentric who keeps the laughter flowing and embraces chaos—Bluesky's very own jester!

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Cat Connoisseur

Special Abilities

⚔️Whimsical Wordsmith
⚔️Cat Cuteness Conductor
⚔️Nostalgia Narrator

Weaknesses

💀Inability to post without mentioning men
💀Frequent existential crises
💀General chaotic energy

Quest Line

Navigating the absurdities of life while collecting cats and memes, all while reminiscing about the golden age of Tumblr.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The influx of cats on social media is a cover-up by a secret society of feline overlords bent on world domination.

Evidence Board

1. Cat memes outperform all other content. 2. Cats are always watching us. 3. There’s a reason cat videos always go viral!

Secret Society

Feline Illuminati: Cats and Cat Enthusiasts United with a shared agenda to distract humans.

Truth Seeking Level

87.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/AbsurdistPoetry

Twitter Main Character

The person who started the great ‘Men vs. Cats’ debate—opinions sharply divided.

LinkedIn Title

Creative Director of Nostalgic Internet Culture—transforming memes into marketing magic.

Metaverse Final Form

A cosmic blend of cat avatars roaming in a digital world shaped by surreal humor.

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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to my GeoCities page! Check out my cat GIFs and hot takes on 90s pop culture. Don’t forget to sign my guestbook!

MySpace Era

Top 8 filled with cats and my favorite bands—layout aggressively painted in neon colors.

Web3 Destiny

Certified Cat Influencer with a blockchain dedicated to cat meme trading.

Future Post

In 2025, reflecting on how Bluesky became the premier platform for cat memes and existential crises!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your whimsical charm is unmatched, making even the most mundane posts feel like a celebration of chaos.

Charming Quirk

That consistent 'men' fixation will never get old, and we love you for it!

Final Encouragement

"Keep the madness going, Shrimposter! The world needs more cat updates and existential rants! Just don't forget to occasionally swipe left on that 'men' obsession."

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@seanqsun.com