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    John of The North

    @shutupmac.bsky.social

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    I like cereal and non sequiturs. ADSR nerd. Songwriter. Obscure Movie Quotes. Whiskey. Cars and motorcycles. Memes and reaction GIFs. My brainvom: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:y223crzq4mk4gue4q5eniq5c/feed/aaaczpm3stgbk

    John of The North: A Memer with a Side of Nihilism

    This Bluesky bard spins tales of existential dread with a sprinkle of absurdity.

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    Imagine a post-apocalyptic bard strumming his way through the ruins of Twitter, serenading us with memes and whiskey.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    70%
    Nostalgia and Movies
    60%
    Cereal and Food

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Nostalgia and Movies70%

    John’s love for obscure movie quotes is like finding a hidden Easter egg in a blockbuster – you may not see it, but when you do, you can’t stop giggling.

    Cereal and Food60%

    His cereal enthusiasm rivals a toddler’s sugar high, yet he still manages to keep it philosophical considering the existential dread of breakfast choices.

    Music and Relationships80%

    John’s musical musings are like jazz – improvisational and sometimes chaotic, but there’s a harmonic beauty in his vulnerability.

    Writing Style

    John’s writing style reads like a scatterbrained conversation in a coffee shop; each line is a new tangent but somehow flows into a cosmic punchline.

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Existential Comedian

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Obscure cultural references
    • Witty one-liners
    • Unabashed honesty about life

    Secret Powers

    • Excellent meme curator
    • Impressive improvisation skills in conversation
    • Subtle, yet effective life coaching

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Cereal ads, obscure movie quotes, existential philosophy, and a mix of memes and reaction GIFs.

    Prompt Engineering

    Create a humorous, existential commentary on life using obscure cultural references and memes.

    Model Behavior

    Humorous yet deeply relatable like a stand-up comedian performing for a confused audience.

    Token Count

    300

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Cereal enthusiast on a quest for the ultimate breakfast experience. I enjoy obscure movie references, existential musings, and occasionally reenacting movies with food. If you love memes and whiskey, let's chat!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Often talks to inanimate objects (like my laundry pile)
    • 🚩May be too emotionally attached to cereal brands
    • 🚩Uses movie quotes to express feelings instead of words

    Green Flags

    • Quick wit and self-deprecating humor
    • Passionate about music and movies
    • Can turn awkward moments into hilarious stories

    Perfect Match

    Someone who appreciates absurd humor and can quote obscure movies at a moment's notice.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Sassy Philosopher

    Conversation Style

    John engages others like a wise young Yoda, spouting random wisdom mixed with playful jibes, leaving everyone both enlightened and slightly confused.

    Impact Assessment

    He’s the emotional support meme dealer we didn’t know we needed, propping up the community with quirky insights and hilariously relatable observations.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    John of The North: A Memer with a Side of Nihilism

    This Bluesky bard spins tales of existential dread with a sprinkle of absurdity.

    Vibe Check

    "Imagine a post-apocalyptic bard strumming his way through the ruins of Twitter, serenading us with memes and whiskey."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥The way he casually drops existential quotes feels like he’s reading the mood of the universe from his cereal bowl.
    • 🔥For someone who dislikes pants, he sure has a lot of thoughts about their existential crises.
    • 🔥If there were an Olympic event for overthinking, John would be the Michael Phelps of it.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅He may struggle with bigger pants, but he should definitely embrace the sartorial confusion and go full-on couture with cereal-themed outfits.
    • 😅Maybe he can use his talent for obscure movie quotes to come up with a more coherent reason for his life choices.
    • 😅Finding coherence in his non sequiturs could elevate him from cryptic to genius – a vast territory of potential!

    Main Character Moments

    • That time he decided to reenact an entire movie at Olive Garden, oblivious to the confused stares from fellow diners.
    • When he casually shared his existential crisis over cereal and somehow made it sound poetic and profound.
    • His belief that Mondays can go to hell – a sentiment that resonates widely, yet feels oddly intimate in his musings.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    His offbeat humor and genuine take on life could become a powerhouse of niche content if his themes were more cohesively linked.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Keen observational skills that can turn mundane events into hilarious commentary
    • 💎A readiness to self-deprecate, which makes him both relatable and endearing
    • 💎A knack for pulling together disparate interests into a hilarious collage of thoughts

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider creating thematic threads around his favorite topics for deeper dives into his unique worldview.
    • 🚀Build on the meme-craft to create sharable content that distills his humor into bite-sized formats for wider reach.
    • 🚀Collaborate with other creators and tap into different niches to diversify his content style further.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect John to evolve into a revered meme bard who not only shares thoughts but curates an entire experience of existential hilarity.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to transform everyday situations into philosophical debates that simultaneously make you snort with laughter.

    Future Community Role

    He could morph into the community's chief morale officer, hosting witty discussions that subvert the seriousness of life while also offering an emotional outlet.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Meme Bard

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Gastronomic Philosophy
    • ⚔️Existential Meme Spinning
    • ⚔️Emotive Movie Quoting
    • ⚔️Cereal Enthusiasm

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking everything
    • 💀Occasional nihilistic despair
    • 💀Unwillingness to buy bigger pants

    Quest Line

    Searching for the ultimate breakfast cereal while navigating the absurdities of life.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Cereal companies are secretly controlling our taste buds to keep us docile.

    Evidence Board

    Unexplained cereal price hikes, strange cereal mascots, and the alarming rise of avocado toast in brunch menus.

    Secret Society

    The Order of the Cereal Bowl.

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/ExistentialCereal

    Twitter Main Character

    The one who argued a cereal brand should win the Nobel Peace Prize.

    LinkedIn Title

    Chief Meme Officer at Cereal Philosophers Inc.

    Metaverse Final Form

    The ultimate cartoon version of himself, dispensing memes and whiskey wisdom in a digital tavern.

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      Enterprise Ready

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page with an animated cereal bowl GIF and a guestbook where people leave their favorite cereal memories.

    MySpace Era

    Profile filled with glitter graphics, a playlist of deep 90s music, and a top 8 featuring his most favorite obscure film directors.

    Web3 Destiny

    Marketplace for digital cereal brands and meme art, where users trade crypto for NFTs of memes.

    Future Post

    Just bought the rights to an obscure 80s film, who wants to reenact it using only breakfast foods?

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    His sharp wit and genuine nature shine like a beacon of humor in a sometimes overwhelming digital landscape.

    Charming Quirk

    John’s ability to intertwine absurdity with deep truths is like finding a treasure in a dumpster – surprising yet delightful.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep spinning those non sequiturs, John! The world needs more memes, whiskey, and existential musings like yours to make sense of the chaotic human experience."

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