John of The North

@shutupmac.bsky.social

Followers

1,720

Posts

2,434

Following

668

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Joined

Jul 21, 2023

Roasted

Dec 3, 2024

I like cereal and non sequiturs. ADSR nerd. Songwriter. Obscure Movie Quotes. Whiskey. Cars and motorcycles. Memes and reaction GIFs. My brainvom: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:y223crzq4mk4gue4q5eniq5c/feed/aaaczpm3stgbk

John of The North: A Memer with a Side of Nihilism

This Bluesky bard spins tales of existential dread with a sprinkle of absurdity.

Imagine a post-apocalyptic bard strumming his way through the ruins of Twitter, serenading us with memes and whiskey.

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

70%

Nostalgia and Movies

60%

Cereal and Food

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Nostalgia and Movies70%

John’s love for obscure movie quotes is like finding a hidden Easter egg in a blockbuster – you may not see it, but when you do, you can’t stop giggling.

Cereal and Food60%

His cereal enthusiasm rivals a toddler’s sugar high, yet he still manages to keep it philosophical considering the existential dread of breakfast choices.

Music and Relationships80%

John’s musical musings are like jazz – improvisational and sometimes chaotic, but there’s a harmonic beauty in his vulnerability.

Writing Style

John’s writing style reads like a scatterbrained conversation in a coffee shop; each line is a new tangent but somehow flows into a cosmic punchline.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Existential Comedian

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Obscure cultural references
Witty one-liners
Unabashed honesty about life

Secret Powers

✨Excellent meme curator
✨Impressive improvisation skills in conversation
✨Subtle, yet effective life coaching

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Cereal ads, obscure movie quotes, existential philosophy, and a mix of memes and reaction GIFs.

Prompt Engineering

Create a humorous, existential commentary on life using obscure cultural references and memes.

Model Behavior

Humorous yet deeply relatable like a stand-up comedian performing for a confused audience.

Token Count

300

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Cereal enthusiast on a quest for the ultimate breakfast experience. I enjoy obscure movie references, existential musings, and occasionally reenacting movies with food. If you love memes and whiskey, let's chat!"

Red Flags

🚩Often talks to inanimate objects (like my laundry pile)
🚩May be too emotionally attached to cereal brands
🚩Uses movie quotes to express feelings instead of words

Green Flags

✅Quick wit and self-deprecating humor
✅Passionate about music and movies
✅Can turn awkward moments into hilarious stories

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates absurd humor and can quote obscure movies at a moment's notice.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Sassy Philosopher

Conversation Style

John engages others like a wise young Yoda, spouting random wisdom mixed with playful jibes, leaving everyone both enlightened and slightly confused.

Impact Assessment

He’s the emotional support meme dealer we didn’t know we needed, propping up the community with quirky insights and hilariously relatable observations.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

John of The North: A Memer with a Side of Nihilism

This Bluesky bard spins tales of existential dread with a sprinkle of absurdity.

Vibe Check

"Imagine a post-apocalyptic bard strumming his way through the ruins of Twitter, serenading us with memes and whiskey."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥The way he casually drops existential quotes feels like he’s reading the mood of the universe from his cereal bowl.
🔥For someone who dislikes pants, he sure has a lot of thoughts about their existential crises.
🔥If there were an Olympic event for overthinking, John would be the Michael Phelps of it.

Quirky Challenges

😅He may struggle with bigger pants, but he should definitely embrace the sartorial confusion and go full-on couture with cereal-themed outfits.
😅Maybe he can use his talent for obscure movie quotes to come up with a more coherent reason for his life choices.
😅Finding coherence in his non sequiturs could elevate him from cryptic to genius – a vast territory of potential!

Main Character Moments

✨That time he decided to reenact an entire movie at Olive Garden, oblivious to the confused stares from fellow diners.
✨When he casually shared his existential crisis over cereal and somehow made it sound poetic and profound.
✨His belief that Mondays can go to hell – a sentiment that resonates widely, yet feels oddly intimate in his musings.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

His offbeat humor and genuine take on life could become a powerhouse of niche content if his themes were more cohesively linked.

Unique Advantages

💎Keen observational skills that can turn mundane events into hilarious commentary
💎A readiness to self-deprecate, which makes him both relatable and endearing
💎A knack for pulling together disparate interests into a hilarious collage of thoughts

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Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect John to evolve into a revered meme bard who not only shares thoughts but curates an entire experience of existential hilarity.

Potential Superpower

The ability to transform everyday situations into philosophical debates that simultaneously make you snort with laughter.

Future Community Role

He could morph into the community's chief morale officer, hosting witty discussions that subvert the seriousness of life while also offering an emotional outlet.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Meme Bard

Special Abilities

⚔️Gastronomic Philosophy
⚔️Existential Meme Spinning
⚔️Emotive Movie Quoting
⚔️Cereal Enthusiasm

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking everything
💀Occasional nihilistic despair
💀Unwillingness to buy bigger pants

Quest Line

Searching for the ultimate breakfast cereal while navigating the absurdities of life.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Cereal companies are secretly controlling our taste buds to keep us docile.

Evidence Board

Unexplained cereal price hikes, strange cereal mascots, and the alarming rise of avocado toast in brunch menus.

Secret Society

The Order of the Cereal Bowl.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ExistentialCereal

Twitter Main Character

The one who argued a cereal brand should win the Nobel Peace Prize.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Meme Officer at Cereal Philosophers Inc.

Metaverse Final Form

The ultimate cartoon version of himself, dispensing memes and whiskey wisdom in a digital tavern.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page with an animated cereal bowl GIF and a guestbook where people leave their favorite cereal memories.

MySpace Era

Profile filled with glitter graphics, a playlist of deep 90s music, and a top 8 featuring his most favorite obscure film directors.

Web3 Destiny

Marketplace for digital cereal brands and meme art, where users trade crypto for NFTs of memes.

Future Post

Just bought the rights to an obscure 80s film, who wants to reenact it using only breakfast foods?

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

His sharp wit and genuine nature shine like a beacon of humor in a sometimes overwhelming digital landscape.

Charming Quirk

John’s ability to intertwine absurdity with deep truths is like finding a treasure in a dumpster – surprising yet delightful.

Final Encouragement

"Keep spinning those non sequiturs, John! The world needs more memes, whiskey, and existential musings like yours to make sense of the chaotic human experience."

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