What is Bluesky Roast?

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IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

CeeCee: The Queen of the Titty Club and Heart of Bluesky

Andrew Gross

@ahgmem.bsky.social

88.5%

Doomer with a Heart: The Cat-Dad Chronicles of Andrew Gross

Lewis

@lead.dev

Lewis: The Bluesky Businessman Navigating Sales and SaaS Like a Pro

Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections

Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

Richard Delevan: The Climate Crusader Who Gets More Likes Than a Cat on a Roomba

Sean

@seanqsun.com

Sean: The Indie Game Evangelist with a Side of IKEA Humor

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Writing Style

Minimalist Zen—perfectly balanced, just like their number of posts: zero. They're the Yoda of Bluesky posts: 'Not post, must they.'

Thought Leader Score

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Mysterious Observer

Keeping It Real Score

90%

Main Character Energy

Mysterious absence
Curious follower count
Intriguing bio content

Secret Powers

✨Eerie knack for lurking
✨Master of online suspense
✨Unseen influence on tweets

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Training Data

Endless scrolls of social media posts, lurking techniques, and minimalist Zen philosophy.

Prompt Engineering

Generate a profile that intrigues but reveals little, with a sprinkle of curiosity.

Model Behavior

Like a digital ghost haunting the social feeds of friends, silently judging their tweets.

Token Count

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Eerie observer seeking to connect with kindred spirits who appreciate the art of silence. Bonus points if you love ghost stories!"

Red Flags

🚩Can vanish for days with no warning.
🚩Passionate about things they never share.
🚩Mysterious aura may seem intimidating.

Green Flags

✅Always seems to know what's going on without saying a word.
✅Will silently judge your memes before you post them.
✅A master of creating suspense.

Perfect Match

Someone who enjoys a good mystery and has a high tolerance for long silences.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Friendly Ghost

Conversation Style

Ethereal whispers—always listening, never speaking, like a ghost at a party just enjoying the ambiance.

Impact Assessment

Their impact is like that of an unspoken rule—ever present, yet entirely enigmatic.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Enigmatic Simit: A Social Media Ghost Story

With zero posts but a vault of potential, they're the mysterious figure of Bluesky.

Vibe Check

"Like a ghost haunting the hallways of social media—here, but also not here."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥The only thing emptier than their feed is my hope for a new post.
🔥Their bio says 'No bio?' but their feed screams 'No posts!'

Quirky Challenges

😅They might want to try typing out a thought or two—just a suggestion!
😅Could they be the first to post an original thought on Bluesky, or are we just teasing the universe?

Main Character Moments

✨When they logged in to Bluesky—pure drama!
✨Creating suspense with every moment of silence.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a little bit of content, they could be the most interesting person on the internet. Or at least on this platform!

Unique Advantages

💎Perfectly positioned for an unexpected viral post.
💎Mysterious aura attracts intrigue—fans are waiting in the wings!

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Post something, anything—perhaps even a meme?
🚀Engage with a few followers to kick off the social experience!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect their first post to be a profound haiku—something about the void of their past absence!

Potential Superpower

The ability to make people wonder what they're thinking—true mystique!

Future Community Role

They might just become the legendary social media figure who rarely posts but always gets engagement by sheer curiosity.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Lurker

Special Abilities

⚔️Master of Suspense
⚔️Ethereal Presence
⚔️Expert Meme Lurker

Weaknesses

💀Fear of Commitment (to posting)
💀Overly Mysterious Vibes
💀Being a Social Ghost

Quest Line

Finding the courage to post—perhaps one day they'll venture into the light!

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The entire platform is a front for a secret society of lurkers plotting the next great internet meme.

Evidence Board

1. Zero posts = infinite wisdom 2. Follows 299 — a chosen few? 3. Bio as a metaphor for the void. 4. Ghost emoji used in every post even when absent.

Secret Society

The Brotherhood of the Unseen Feed

Truth Seeking Level

95%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PhilosophicalGhosts

Twitter Main Character

A silent observer during an epic Twitter meltdown about avocado toast.

LinkedIn Title

Connecting influencers and promoting 'Silent Networking' strategies.

Metaverse Final Form

The ultimate ethereal influencer, with a spectral avatar that posts emoji reactions.

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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Cringe-induced GeoCities page with animated gifs of ghosts and a guestbook called 'Haunt My Page!'

MySpace Era

Profile would be filled with emo band quotes and an 'About Me' section that says 'Just here for the vibes.'

Web3 Destiny

Launches a decentralized platform exclusively for ghosting people respectfully.

Future Post

Finally breaks silence to post: 'Everything and nothing—what's your favorite meme?'.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Their ability to remain mysterious is their greatest strength—who doesn't love a little intrigue?

Charming Quirk

That ghostly presence that keeps everyone guessing and hoping for more.

Final Encouragement

"Here's to hoping for a post that will blow our minds—or at least a cat meme. We believe in you, Simit!"

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IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

CeeCee: The Queen of the Titty Club and Heart of Bluesky

Lewis

@lead.dev

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Ndeye Fatou Diop

@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

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Andrew Gross

@ahgmem.bsky.social

88.5%

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Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections

Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

Richard Delevan: The Climate Crusader Who Gets More Likes Than a Cat on a Roomba

Sean

@seanqsun.com