Simon serves as the social media’s equivalent of a dad’s lecture on the importance of understanding our achievements—complete with stats that make you rethink your pessimism. He’s like the walking Wikipedia of missed societal wins, sprinkling hope like confetti.

Simon doesn’t just complain; he gives us philosophical rants about Black Friday that make you feel superior while still scrolling through deals. It’s like seeing a toddler in a tantrum and realizing they might actually be onto something.

With a keen eye on the tech world, his posts are part astute critique, part ‘dad who just learned how to use graphics software’ vibes. Like a wise owl that’s also a little confused about how to operate a smartphone.