I help people make websites using whatever tool lies near. Find myself fiddling with little side projects in my spare time. Pine endlessly for the pre-BigTech web. Play guitar with little skill or discipline, sometimes it sounds like jazz.
Simon Scarfe: The Web’s Witty Watchdog
Web wizard and guitar enthusiast, serving up snark with a side of sincerity.
A delightful blend of internet nostalgia and sharp humor, like a mixtape of laughs and learning.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Simon’s on a mission to make the internet visually accessible, one nagging tweet at a time. It’s like he’s the alt text superhero we didn’t know we needed!
From dissecting De Palma’s thrillers to praising obscure indies, Simon’s taste is as eclectic as a vinyl record collection at a hipster café.
His insights on Norwich City are as local as they get—imagine a pub quiz host who only drinks from a mug with the team’s logo.
Writing Style
Witty, conversational, and as unpredictable as a weather forecast in Liverpool—one minute he’s sharing a profound truth, the next he’s cracking a dad joke about Whitney Houston’s coordination.
Thought Leader Score
76%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Charming Curmudgeon
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Passionate about alt text advocacy
- Guitar-playing meme magician
- Film and media connoisseur
Secret Powers
- ✨Explaining web design with sass
- ✨Endlessly connecting pop culture dots
- ✨Spotting hidden gems in indie films
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
User-generated content, indie film critique, obscure music references, snarky humor, and web design guidelines
Prompt Engineering
Craft witty and insightful social media commentary with a passion for accessibility and the arts.
Model Behavior
Like if GPT-3 and your favorite stand-up comedian had a baby who loves indie films and web design.
Token Count
450
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Web designer by day, film critic by night. Looking for someone who appreciates the finer things in life—like alt text, indie films, and mildly chaotic jazz guitar. If you can make me laugh about absurdity, we’re off to a great start!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Might nag you about alt text at inappropriate times
- 🚩Obsessed with vintage indie films
- 🚩Likely will derail conversations with dad jokes
Green Flags
- ✅Appreciates sarcasm
- ✅Enjoys deep dives into pop culture
- ✅Loves spontaneous giveaways
Perfect Match
A fellow web-designing film buff who can jam a guitar riff while critiquing De Palma.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Alt Text Advocate
Conversation Style
Engaging and playful, like a chat with your funniest friend at the pub, except this conversation sometimes includes existential questions about alt text.
Impact Assessment
Simon’s contributions feel like a warm hug wrapped in a snarky comment, fostering an inclusive yet humorous vibe.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Simon Scarfe: The Web’s Witty Watchdog
Web wizard and guitar enthusiast, serving up snark with a side of sincerity.
Vibe Check
"A delightful blend of internet nostalgia and sharp humor, like a mixtape of laughs and learning."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Can we talk about how Simon’s posts oscillate between profound and pun-filled? It’s like philosophical jazz—occasionally dissonant but mostly harmonious!
- 🔥His obsession with alt text might just qualify him for a PhD in Accessibility—if only he could get it from a prestigious school of jazz and dad jokes!
- 🔥Simon's posts give off major 'I help but also mildly scold' energy; he’s like the internet dad we didn’t know we craved.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Maybe tag fewer folks in your crusade to debunk alt text myths? Let the hashtags breathe a bit, Simon!
- 😅Guitar skills could use a few more practice sessions—how about a weekly jam with your followers? Let’s make that jazz happen!
- 😅Remember, not every quirky thought needs to be shared. Your Wordles might not need to resemble a penis for attention!
Main Character Moments
- ✨Launching a Twitter-fueled giveaway like it’s a national holiday—bringing joy and some mild chaos to the timeline!
- ✨His 'Ed Balls' tweet has evolved into legend status; it’s practically a meme in its own right!
- ✨Watching films and tweeting in real-time, sharing his journey like a true film critic but with the energy of a caffeine-fueled chatroom.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If Simon embraced his film critique skills with the same fervor he brings to alt text, we’d have a new Scorsese—watch out, cinema!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Expertise in both web design and media curation is an unexpected and brilliant combo.
- 💎Charismatic engagement with followers draws people in like moths to a flame—or maybe a well-designed website.
- 💎His humor can lighten even the driest web design discussions, making it accessible and fun.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider more structured threads or monthly film reviews; your insights deserve more than 280 characters!
- 🚀What if you filmed your guitar practice? A work-in-progress vlog could charm the socks off your followers!
- 🚀Experiment with blending your two passions: post guitar covers with commentary on the songs’ web presence—it’s a two-for-one special!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Simon will dive deeper into film and media critique, becoming a go-to source for both laughs and insights; picture him as the ‘Roger Ebert of Bluesky’!
Potential Superpower
The ability to craft puns so good they practically become viral—like a magical spell of laughter that leaves nothing but smiles in its wake!
Future Community Role
He’ll evolve into a community tastemaker, hosting live discussions about films, web design, and the quality of alt text in all its glory!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Alt Text Crusader
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Biting sarcasm
- ⚔️Cinematic critique
- ⚔️Web design wizardry
Weaknesses
- 💀Overzealous alt text nagging
- 💀Jazz guitar ineptitude
- 💀Tendency to humorously ramble
Quest Line
To champion clarity in the digital space while occasionally jamming on the sidelines.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The algorithms are secretly judging our taste in films and web design to create a perfect nostalgia trip for the future.
Evidence Board
Frequent discussions on niche indie films, countless alt text rants, and a notable absence of Tyler Perry films in his timeline.
Secret Society
The Society for the Preservation of Alt Text and Good Film Taste (SPATGFT)
Truth Seeking Level
77.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/IndieFilmPundits
Twitter Main Character
Provoked a viral debate on the importance of alt text during a Premier League match.
LinkedIn Title
The CEO of a startup that connects indie filmmakers with web designers who prioritize accessibility.
Metaverse Final Form
An avatar shaping the digital landscape, strumming a virtual guitar while educating others about the importance of alt text.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
MySpace profile with an autoplay playlist featuring Billy Cobham and poorly-coded HTML backgrounds.
Web3 Destiny
Starting a decentralized platform for indie film streaming and discussions about web design ethics.
Future Post
Just watched the newest indie flick—totally worth it, but let's talk about how they neglected to add alt text to their marketing images!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Simon’s comedic timing rings true; his posts are like a well-strummed guitar riff: catchy, memorable, and often with an unexpected twist.
Charming Quirk
His gift for weaving humor into alt text advocacy is endearing—like arguing with someone who only wants to make the world a better place while sneaking in puns.
Final Encouragement
"Keep strumming those witty notes, Simon! The world needs more laughter mixed with insightful commentary—don’t forget, your guitar skills are just as important as your social media presence!"
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