Northern_modernist

@simondo1889.bsky.social

Followers

307

Posts

Following

656

Packs

Joined

Oct 13, 2023

Roasted

Dec 2, 2024

Making the move here slowly and surely, resting (knackered) cyclist, music collector and recovering sneaker fiend. Blades ⚔️ season ticket holder for my sins, and balearic bod. Not an MDANT.

The Balearic Bard of Bluesky

Cycling through life with a record collection and a sprinkle of banter, Northern_modernist is the essence of online chill.

Like a vintage vinyl, they resonate with depth and a hint of crackle.

90%

Authenticity

78%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

85%

Music

70%

Cycling

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Music85%

From Paradise Garage nostalgia to contemporary Christian radio curiosity, their posts are like a mixtape of relatable musical insights.

Cycling70%

Knackered cyclist vibes make their travel stories feel like epic journeys, even if it's just a trip to the corner store.

Football (Blades)90%

Bantering about local team Sheffield United, they're basically the football philosopher of Bluesky, reminding us that not all heroes wear capes; some wear scarves.

Writing Style

A delightful mix of casual banter and insightful commentary, their posts often read like diary entries from a thoughtful soul in a chaotic world.

Thought Leader Score

78%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Reflective Raconteur

Keeping It Real Score

90%

Main Character Energy

Cycling anecdotes
Keen music collector
Genuine sports fan

Secret Powers

✨Music trivia master
✨Dog walking influencer
✨Master of the subtle roast

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of obscure music trivia, local sports lore, and a sprinkle of Sheffield-centric banter.

Prompt Engineering

Generate whimsical observations about local culture, cycling, and music from a nostalgic perspective.

Model Behavior

ChatGPT with a penchant for vinyl records and a side of Yorkshire humor.

Token Count

301

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Cycling through life with a passion for music and a soft spot for poorly executed dog pics. If you love football, vinyl, and banter, we’ll get along like a finely tuned turntable."

Red Flags

🚩Too many dog photos
🚩Overly nostalgic about music from the 70s
🚩Might talk about cycling more than you expect

Green Flags

✅Passionate about supporting local music and sports
✅Genuine conversationalist
✅Has a soft spot for the absurd

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates a good vinyl collection and isn't afraid to get lost in local dog parks.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Benevolent Biker

Conversation Style

Engaging and friendly, they're the individual who slips into your DMs with a thoughtful comment and then vanishes—like a well-timed bike ride.

Impact Assessment

They’ve woven themselves into the community fabric, offering joy in dog walk photos and the occasional nostalgic music recommendation.

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The Balearic Bard of Bluesky

Cycling through life with a record collection and a sprinkle of banter, Northern_modernist is the essence of online chill.

Vibe Check

"Like a vintage vinyl, they resonate with depth and a hint of crackle."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your posts sometimes resemble an abstract painting—lots of colors but hard to find a theme!
🔥You might just be the reason we need a longer engagementwait period on Bluesky—no one can keep up with your cycling metaphors!
🔥Is ‘knackered cyclist’ a euphemism for ‘too worn out to tweet properly’? Asking for a friend.

Quirky Challenges

😅Taking a break from cycling to maybe... post about something else? Just a thought!
😅You might want to explore a new hashtag besides #walkingthedog—how about #TalesFromTheBike?
😅Can we get a full-on album review that isn't a reply? You're losing your edge!

Main Character Moments

✨When you dropped that 70s photographer’s print story, it was like the moment the hero finds the treasure map!
✨The time you dropped some music trivia was like a plot twist in a rom-com—unexpected and oh-so-satisfying.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Consider diving deeper into your music collection—maybe create a podcast or blog to share those golden nuggets!

Unique Advantages

💎A unique blend of sports and music knowledge that can captivate diverse audiences.
💎Natural ability to bridge conversations, making connections between seemingly disparate topics.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Host a weekly post series on music history; you could become the Bluesky DJ!
🚀Try to engage more with followers—more replies, fewer ‘I’ll message him’ moments!
🚀Create a signature hashtag for your posts—#CyclingTunes, perhaps?

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect a rise in nostalgic content, featuring everything from obscure vinyl finds to local cafe cycling routes.

Potential Superpower

Your ability to connect music genres with everyday life is unmatched; you might just turn into an internet bard.

Future Community Role

I foresee you becoming the go-to source for music recommendations and football banter, blending both with effortless ease.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Soundtrack Collector

Special Abilities

⚔️Master of the Pithy Reply
⚔️Cycling Anecdote Juggler
⚔️Nostalgia Nostrum Expert

Weaknesses

💀Overuse of Cycling Metaphors
💀Tendency to Overshare Dog Walks
💀Easily Distracted by Vinyl Deals

Quest Line

Navigating the treacherous waters of music fandom while dodging the pitfalls of online discourse.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Vinyl records are a government conspiracy designed to make us spend too much money on nostalgic music.

Evidence Board

Exhibit A: New records cost more than a small car. Exhibit B: The mysterious rise of motorcycle gangs on Instagram—clearly a ploy to distract from real issues.

Secret Society

The Society of the Spinning Record: dedicated to uncovering the truth behind why the best music was 'back in the day'.

Truth Seeking Level

76.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/MusicMemories from the 70s: where nostalgia reigns supreme and vinyl is law!

Twitter Main Character

Engaged in a heated debate with a fellow Blades fan over who truly owns the title of 'Best Sheffield Football Club'.

LinkedIn Title

A slick, music-obsessed designer with a portfolio showcasing vinyl-inspired designs and dog-walking services.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic version of themselves spinning vinyl in a café where all the coffee is brewed from roasted records.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to my GeoCities page: where dog walks meet vinyl reviews! Check out my top 10 Paradise Garage tracks!

MySpace Era

Custom midi player featuring 90s dance music and dog photos in various angles.

Web3 Destiny

Pioneer NFT collector of rare music releases—because who wouldn’t love a digital vinyl album?

Future Post

Can’t believe I just cycled 100 miles for a concert—that’s a new personal best for ‘justifying my poor life choices’!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your enthusiasm for music and local sports shines through, making you a beloved member of Bluesky.

Charming Quirk

Let's not forget your delightful habit of pairing posts with emojis, which adds a dash of personality!

Final Encouragement

"Keep pedaling through the Bluesky landscape; your voice is a melody worth hearing!"

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