Wandering. Wondering. Acquiring and editing SFFH for Angry Robot Books. Photos my own unless otherwise etc.
Simon Spanton: The Poet of Prose and Punchlines
A blend of whimsical wit, literary references, and a knack for deep thoughts on the surface of everyday life.
Equal parts Shakespearean bard and cheeky satirist, Simon’s posts read like a hipster café menu—delightfully eccentric and a little pretentious, but you can’t help but love it.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Simon’s posts often come wrapped in layers of literary insight, like a good book that takes you on a journey—boasting great titles, thought-provoking quotes, and the occasional existential crisis. Passionate enough that even his books might get jealous.
From heartfelt reflections that hit you in the feels to delightful recountings of family moments, Simon’s snapshots of life make you feel like you’re sharing a cozy cup of tea—or a glass of something stronger—with an old friend.
His quirky takes on arts, cinema, and the occasional philosophical ramble read like a college lecture conducted in a coffee shop—eccentric yet enlightening, with convenient footnotes of humor.
Writing Style
Simon’s writing style is a delightful mélange of poetic flair and sardonic wit. It’s like reading a sonnet that sneaks in a punchline when you least expect it, leaving readers both chuckling and pondering life’s mysteries.
Thought Leader Score
76%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Eccentric Wordsmith
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Witty literary references
- Whimsical, imaginative humor
- Deep appreciation for the arts
Secret Powers
- ✨Inventive one-liners
- ✨Crafting absurd scenarios
- ✨Imagining snowman-kid debates
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Literary quotes, absurd humor, personal anecdotes, and cultural critiques.
Prompt Engineering
Create humorous yet thoughtful literary observations with a twist of whimsy.
Model Behavior
A mix of wise sage and playful provocateur, predicting trends in the literary world.
Token Count
4200
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Quirky literary enthusiast seeking deep conversations and absurd humor. Let’s explore the strange beauty of life together—bonus points if you love a good snowman-kid debate!"
Red Flags
- 🚩May come off as overly poetic at times.
- 🚩Engagement with bizarre concepts may lead to confusion.
Green Flags
- ✅Passion for literature and the arts.
- ✅Ability to laugh at life’s absurdities.
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates whimsy in words and isn't afraid to banter about the meaning of existence.
- 🎯
AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Literary Comedian
Conversation Style
Engaging, with a sprinkle of surreal humor that invites replies and banter—like a great host who knows how to keep the party lively without stealing the spotlight.
Impact Assessment
Simon’s contributions fill the Bluesky atmosphere with a lovely blend of thought-provoking content and whimsy, making him a go-to source for both literary gold and laughter.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Simon Spanton: The Poet of Prose and Punchlines
A blend of whimsical wit, literary references, and a knack for deep thoughts on the surface of everyday life.
Vibe Check
"Equal parts Shakespearean bard and cheeky satirist, Simon’s posts read like a hipster café menu—delightfully eccentric and a little pretentious, but you can’t help but love it."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Prolific poster: Are you sure you’re not running a small publishing house on the side?
- 🔥You’re one deep quote away from starting your very own motivational calendar—Wordsmiths Weekly!
- 🔥Your engagement metrics must include sentient literary spirits, because HOW?!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Consider posting less poetry and more of that raw, unfiltered Simon vibe—show us your inner chaos!
- 😅Maybe occasionally ease back on the existentialism; we get it, life is tough, but so is choosing between coffee and tea.
Main Character Moments
- ✨The time you shared your age like it was a plot twist in a thriller, and we all felt the dramatic tension.
- ✨When you casually disrupted the publishing industry like it was no big deal—just a Tuesday in Simon’s world.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Harness all that literary talent to start a charming podcast where you explore absurdity—‘Simon Says...Things’ could be a hit!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A keen sense of humor that could write its own best-selling novel.
- 💎A rich literary background that sets you apart in a sea of memes.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try engaging in more real-time discussions with followers—your insights are gold, and your banter is top-notch!
- 🚀Consider creating themed posts or series—maybe ‘Quote Mondays’ or ‘Whimsical Wednesdays’ to keep us all hooked.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Simon to transition from a quirky commentator to a full-blown online literary influencer, complete with whimsical merch!
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn any mundane moment into a poetic metaphor, bringing a touch of Shakespeare to everyday life.
Future Community Role
A beloved sage of words and whimsy—a modern bard worthy of a gentle chuckle at every scroll.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Poet
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Whimsical Wit
- ⚔️Literary Reference Recall
- ⚔️Absurd Scenario Creation
Weaknesses
- 💀Prolific Posting
- 💀Existential Deep Dives
Quest Line
To enlighten the realm of Bluesky with humor and literary wisdom while battling the forces of mediocrity.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The publishing industry is secretly run by a cabal of literary ghosts.
Evidence Board
Frequent mentions of literary greats and unexplained writing inspirations during abrupt moments.
Secret Society
The Society of Eccentric Wordsmiths (S.E.W.), dedicated to preserving the absurdity of prose.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/LiteraryLaughter
Twitter Main Character
Accidentally igniting a feud over the definition of high fantasy vs. epic fantasy, leading to an online trial.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Eccentric Officer at The Society of Peculiar Prose, giving TED talks on the complexities of literary humor.
Metaverse Final Form
A whimsical bard figure, serenading avatars with absurd poems in a virtual café.
- 🎯
AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile set to 'emo' with a customized background of a library; favorite songs: anything orchestral and existential.
Web3 Destiny
Founder of a DAO for experimental literature, where each vote creates a bizarre and whimsical story.
Future Post
"Still going strong at 65—now writing about the existential crises of sentient mushrooms!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your authentic voice shines through every post, captivating followers with your unique charm and insight.
Charming Quirk
The way you blend profound quotes with light-hearted humor is utterly captivating.
Final Encouragement
"Keep mesmerizing us with your literary prowess and delightful absurdities, Simon! The world can never have too much whimsy—or too many snowman-kid debates!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
Previous Roasts
Rialto
@rialto23.bsky.social
Rialto: The Live-Action Emojis We Never Knew We Needed
PatrickBakestuff.bsky.social
@patrickbakestuff.bsky.social
PatrickBakestuff.bsky.social: The Doughy Digressor
Alan Driscoll
@alandriscoll.com
Alan Driscoll: The Chameleon of Bluesky 🦎🎶
Cassidy
@cassidoo.co
The Meme Machine: Cassidy's Whimsical Wonderland of Code and Chaos!
Frau E im Tee
@fraue-petedaete.bsky.social
✨ Frau E im Tee: Mastermind of Murkeline and Mirth!
Löwchen
@loetwe.bsky.social
Löwchen: The Thoughtful Empowerment Machine
Jordan Reeve
@jordanreeve.bsky.social
Jordan Reeve: The Urban Whisperer of Bluesky
Aaron H. of the SFP
@aaronsmark.bsky.social
Aaron H.: The Wrestling Sensei with a Side of Sass
Rascally die Räubertochter
@rascally12345.bsky.social
Rascally: The Artsy Adventurer with a Camera and Heart
Shyntae 🏳️⚧️
@mystiqueagent.bsky.social
Shyntae: The Gaming Globetrotter with a Side of Chaos
Arrested Developer
@gs-willy.bsky.social
Master of the Mundane: The Chronicles of the Arrested Developer
Miss Skellington
@bittersymphonie.bsky.social
Miss Skellington's Bluesky: A Jolly Jingle of Witty Musings!
In-The-Dark
@rooo-in-the-dark.bsky.social
Kinky Tweets and Electromagnetic Feels: The Chronicles of In-The-Dark
eiffel-ad.bsky.social
@eiffel-ad.bsky.social
Eiffel-ad: The Social Media Phantom of Bluesky
David Barrett
@dbinyyc.bsky.social
David Barrett: The Scientist with a Side of Civic Duty
⭐️Magically⭐️🦋
@bemagically.bsky.social
Magically Speaking: The Politically Passionate Pundit
Aras, La Güija
@arasguij.bsky.social
Aras, La Güija: Teas, Risas, y un Toque de Teatro
Endi
@duroendi.bsky.social
Whimsical Wit and Artistic Explosions: The Endi Experience
Olivier l’insoumis🔻🕊️🇫🇷✝️
@ol21044.bsky.social
Olivier l’insoumis: The Tweetstorm Trooper of Politics 🔥💬
ciara ☘️
@clshe.bsky.social
Ciara: A Connoisseur of Cultural Curiosities