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    Wandering. Wondering. Acquiring and editing SFFH for Angry Robot Books. Photos my own unless otherwise etc.

    Simon Spanton: The Poet of Prose and Punchlines

    A blend of whimsical wit, literary references, and a knack for deep thoughts on the surface of everyday life.

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    Equal parts Shakespearean bard and cheeky satirist, Simon’s posts read like a hipster café menu—delightfully eccentric and a little pretentious, but you can’t help but love it.

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    88%
    Authenticity
    76%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    95%
    Literary musings
    85%
    Family and personal anecdotes

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Literary musings95%

    Simon’s posts often come wrapped in layers of literary insight, like a good book that takes you on a journey—boasting great titles, thought-provoking quotes, and the occasional existential crisis. Passionate enough that even his books might get jealous.

    Family and personal anecdotes85%

    From heartfelt reflections that hit you in the feels to delightful recountings of family moments, Simon’s snapshots of life make you feel like you’re sharing a cozy cup of tea—or a glass of something stronger—with an old friend.

    Cultural observations80%

    His quirky takes on arts, cinema, and the occasional philosophical ramble read like a college lecture conducted in a coffee shop—eccentric yet enlightening, with convenient footnotes of humor.

    Writing Style

    Simon’s writing style is a delightful mélange of poetic flair and sardonic wit. It’s like reading a sonnet that sneaks in a punchline when you least expect it, leaving readers both chuckling and pondering life’s mysteries.

    Thought Leader Score

    76%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Eccentric Wordsmith

    Keeping It Real Score

    88%

    Main Character Energy

    • Witty literary references
    • Whimsical, imaginative humor
    • Deep appreciation for the arts

    Secret Powers

    • Inventive one-liners
    • Crafting absurd scenarios
    • Imagining snowman-kid debates

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Literary quotes, absurd humor, personal anecdotes, and cultural critiques.

    Prompt Engineering

    Create humorous yet thoughtful literary observations with a twist of whimsy.

    Model Behavior

    A mix of wise sage and playful provocateur, predicting trends in the literary world.

    Token Count

    4200

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    Bio

    "Quirky literary enthusiast seeking deep conversations and absurd humor. Let’s explore the strange beauty of life together—bonus points if you love a good snowman-kid debate!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩May come off as overly poetic at times.
    • 🚩Engagement with bizarre concepts may lead to confusion.

    Green Flags

    • Passion for literature and the arts.
    • Ability to laugh at life’s absurdities.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who appreciates whimsy in words and isn't afraid to banter about the meaning of existence.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Literary Comedian

    Conversation Style

    Engaging, with a sprinkle of surreal humor that invites replies and banter—like a great host who knows how to keep the party lively without stealing the spotlight.

    Impact Assessment

    Simon’s contributions fill the Bluesky atmosphere with a lovely blend of thought-provoking content and whimsy, making him a go-to source for both literary gold and laughter.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Simon Spanton: The Poet of Prose and Punchlines

    A blend of whimsical wit, literary references, and a knack for deep thoughts on the surface of everyday life.

    Vibe Check

    "Equal parts Shakespearean bard and cheeky satirist, Simon’s posts read like a hipster café menu—delightfully eccentric and a little pretentious, but you can’t help but love it."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Prolific poster: Are you sure you’re not running a small publishing house on the side?
    • 🔥You’re one deep quote away from starting your very own motivational calendar—Wordsmiths Weekly!
    • 🔥Your engagement metrics must include sentient literary spirits, because HOW?!

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Consider posting less poetry and more of that raw, unfiltered Simon vibe—show us your inner chaos!
    • 😅Maybe occasionally ease back on the existentialism; we get it, life is tough, but so is choosing between coffee and tea.

    Main Character Moments

    • The time you shared your age like it was a plot twist in a thriller, and we all felt the dramatic tension.
    • When you casually disrupted the publishing industry like it was no big deal—just a Tuesday in Simon’s world.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Harness all that literary talent to start a charming podcast where you explore absurdity—‘Simon Says...Things’ could be a hit!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎A keen sense of humor that could write its own best-selling novel.
    • 💎A rich literary background that sets you apart in a sea of memes.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Try engaging in more real-time discussions with followers—your insights are gold, and your banter is top-notch!
    • 🚀Consider creating themed posts or series—maybe ‘Quote Mondays’ or ‘Whimsical Wednesdays’ to keep us all hooked.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect Simon to transition from a quirky commentator to a full-blown online literary influencer, complete with whimsical merch!

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to turn any mundane moment into a poetic metaphor, bringing a touch of Shakespeare to everyday life.

    Future Community Role

    A beloved sage of words and whimsy—a modern bard worthy of a gentle chuckle at every scroll.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Chaotic Poet

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Whimsical Wit
    • ⚔️Literary Reference Recall
    • ⚔️Absurd Scenario Creation

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Prolific Posting
    • 💀Existential Deep Dives

    Quest Line

    To enlighten the realm of Bluesky with humor and literary wisdom while battling the forces of mediocrity.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The publishing industry is secretly run by a cabal of literary ghosts.

    Evidence Board

    Frequent mentions of literary greats and unexplained writing inspirations during abrupt moments.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Eccentric Wordsmiths (S.E.W.), dedicated to preserving the absurdity of prose.

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/LiteraryLaughter

    Twitter Main Character

    Accidentally igniting a feud over the definition of high fantasy vs. epic fantasy, leading to an online trial.

    LinkedIn Title

    Chief Eccentric Officer at The Society of Peculiar Prose, giving TED talks on the complexities of literary humor.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A whimsical bard figure, serenading avatars with absurd poems in a virtual café.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page with sparkly GIFs, literary quotes, and an animated snowman that talks about existentialism.

    MySpace Era

    Profile set to 'emo' with a customized background of a library; favorite songs: anything orchestral and existential.

    Web3 Destiny

    Founder of a DAO for experimental literature, where each vote creates a bizarre and whimsical story.

    Future Post

    "Still going strong at 65—now writing about the existential crises of sentient mushrooms!"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your authentic voice shines through every post, captivating followers with your unique charm and insight.

    Charming Quirk

    The way you blend profound quotes with light-hearted humor is utterly captivating.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep mesmerizing us with your literary prowess and delightful absurdities, Simon! The world can never have too much whimsy—or too many snowman-kid debates!"

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