Simon Schultz

@simonschultz.bsky.social

Followers

1,825

Posts

147

Following

2,768

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Joined

Jun 22, 2023

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

Australian expat neuron wrangler. Professor of Neurotechnology at Imperial College London. Investigates memory and cognition with photons. Runs and rides bikes a lot.

Simon Schultz: The Neurotechnology Nerd with a Talent for Turbulent Tweets

This Aussie academic is riding the cognitive waves of Bluesky like a pro.

Think of a bicycle racing through a neural network; it's fast, a little chaotic, and full of unexpected turns.

85%

Authenticity

82%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Neuroscience and Research

75%

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Neuroscience and Research90%

Simon’s posts here are like a TED talk with a side of dad jokes; he’s passionate but keeps it light enough to make you giggle while you ponder how to wire your brain to BCI.

Travel and Collaborations75%

His travel tales have more brain circuits than a sci-fi movie; it’s like ‘Eat, Pray, Love’ but with more slides.

Community Engagement80%

Simon’s ability to rally the troops for his research is impressive; his posts are less Twitter thread and more invitation to an exciting seminar!

Writing Style

A delightful mix of academic precision and quirky commentary; reading Simon feels like sipping espresso with a side of whimsy.

Thought Leader Score

82%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Brainy Wanderer

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Neuroscience Enthusiast
Running Aficionado
Clever Banter
Cognitive Explorer

Secret Powers

✨Accidental Humorist
✨Email Marketing Expert
✨Conversational Archaeologist

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Training Data

Academic publications on neurotechnology, memes about neurons, travel blogs featuring cognitive science talks, and lectures on memory and cognition.

Prompt Engineering

Generate humorous, insightful analysis of neuroscience-related tweets and anecdotes that engage a broad audience.

Model Behavior

ChatGPT with an academic twist, excelling in stimulating conversation while gently roasting its users.

Token Count

1500

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Bio

"Neuroscience professor with a penchant for travel and a tendency to overanalyze everything. If you love deep discussions about cognition and the occasional dad joke, swipe right!"

Red Flags

🚩Frequently questions the relevance of images in conversations.
🚩May discuss the hippocampus over dinner.
🚩Tends to unintentionally dominate conversations about research.

Green Flags

✅Passionate about traveling and meeting new people.
✅Possesses a wealth of knowledge about memory and cognition.
✅Can make science sound fun and approachable.

Perfect Match

Someone who can appreciate the beauty of neural pathways and isn’t afraid of a little academic banter!

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Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Knowledge Connector

Conversation Style

Inquisitive and warm, like a chat with the coolest professor you never had.

Impact Assessment

Simon’s contributions light up the community like a neural pathway firing; he’s the spark in this academic bonfire.

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Simon Schultz: The Neurotechnology Nerd with a Talent for Turbulent Tweets

This Aussie academic is riding the cognitive waves of Bluesky like a pro.

Vibe Check

"Think of a bicycle racing through a neural network; it's fast, a little chaotic, and full of unexpected turns."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Simon, with all that talk about moving to ‘Utropiia,’ are you trying to invent a new utopia or just a new vacation spot?
🔥Your posts about 'memory and cognition' are great, but I’m starting to forget what ‘fun’ means!
🔥You sure do like talking about the hippocampus; can we gently suggest its relatives get some airtime too?

Quirky Challenges

😅Simon’s obsession with asking ‘What is that image from?’—half detective, half confused tourist.
😅Pro tip for Simon: when talking about data, it’s okay to leave the ‘but maybe you have seen it?’ behind.

Main Character Moments

✨Announcing the film rights to ‘Dog Planet’—an astronaut returning to Earth—because finding talking dogs is definitely a plot twist for the ages!
✨Expressing excitement about ‘neuron’ probes like a mad scientist in a laboratory—only, he’s dressed in lecture attire instead of a lab coat.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Simon has the potential to turn every research post into a captivating story; the world of cognitive science needs him to narrate.

Unique Advantages

💎Academic credibility that could rival any professor in the world.
💎A knack for making complex topics approachable and relatable.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider crafting engaging narratives around your research—think less academic paper, more blockbuster movie pitch!
🚀Try adding a sprinkle of humor in every post; think brainy puns instead of dry equations.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Simon is likely to evolve from ‘neuroscience professor’ to ‘cognitive sci-fi author’—get ready for his bestselling novel!

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn monotonous research findings into thrilling tales that spark joy and curiosity among academics and the general public alike.

Future Community Role

In a few months, Simon might find himself as the go-to guru in neuro culture discussions, weaving in humor and insight like a pro.

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Class

Chaotic Neuro-Wrangler

Special Abilities

⚔️Cognitive Circuit Rant
⚔️Photon-Enhanced Tweeting
⚔️Travel Tale Acrobatics
⚔️Accidentally Hilarious Research Findings

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking Every Tweet
💀Fascination with the Hippocampus
💀Too Much Brain Talk
💀Turning Fun into Academic Discourse

Quest Line

Master the art of blending academia with internet culture to persuade the masses that neuroscience is, indeed, cool.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The brainwaves of famous scientists are being harvested by tech companies to create the ultimate AI.

Evidence Board

Recurring mentions of the hippocampus, an obsession with neural networks, and tweets about experimental findings all point to a greater connection.

Secret Society

The Society of Illuminated Neurons: an elite group dedicated to harnessing cognitive powers for the advancement of science and memes.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/NeuroShenanigans: A subreddit where neuroscience meets hilarious memes and absurd theories.

Twitter Main Character

An epic debate about whether the hippocampus is overrated, igniting a scholarship war on Twitter.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Mind Matters, where he runs seminars on ‘How to Make Your Brain Dance’ using BCI and the power of memes.

Metaverse Final Form

A charismatic avatar leading virtual reality neuro-classes while simultaneously playing guitar in a digital blues band.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A green and orange GeoCities page decorated with animated neuron gifs, complete with a counter of brain cells lost to academic stress.

MySpace Era

Profile with a custom layout featuring scientific quotes, an embedded playlist of ambient sounds for studying, and a top friend list consisting entirely of fellow neuroscientists.

Web3 Destiny

Founder of the first decentralized platform for sharing brain data, dubbed MindChain, with quirky NFTs of neural connections.

Future Post

'Just published a study on how social media influences memory retention. Spoiler alert: it’s not looking good for TikTok users.'

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

What stands out is Simon’s unique capacity to bridge the gap between academia and everyday life; he’s making neurons relatable!

Charming Quirk

His playful yet heartfelt approach proves that science and fun can exist on the same platform.

Final Encouragement

"Keep those neurons firing, Simon! Your blend of wit and wisdom is just what this social media hemisphere needs."