Jared seems to orbit the gaming world like a satellite of confusion, pondering the challenges of PS3 emulation while the entire universe is bent on moving to next-gen consoles—it's like brewing tea in a microwave while everyone else is enjoying fancy lattes.

When Jared’s not existentially questioning past world conflicts, he’s meticulously balancing commentary like juggling flaming swords—his quips on cinematic soundtracks and historical bombings are both insightful and a little too relatable.

With a keen eye on Gasly and Haas, Jared's F1 updates feel like a racing commentary for the socially awkward—fast cars and deeper thoughts collide as he races through replies faster than the cars fly past the finish line.