Yorkshireman. Left leaning. Live and let live. I do not support Truth Twisters.Woke. Rejoiner. SW France.
Sir Tom: The Unofficial King of Bluesky's Banter Brigade
A Yorkshireman serving hot takes with a side of spicy patties and endearing confusion.
Picture a cozy pub chat, but everyone is wearing hashtags instead of hats.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
From Jamaican patties to pork pies, Sir Tom's culinary adventures are a feast for the eyes—and a range for the sinuses. He’s not just cooking; he’s a culinary daredevil riding the spice carousel!
Sir Tom serves up a heaping plate of political critique, seasoned with sarcasm and just the right amount of righteous indignation. His posts read like a hot take newsletter from the Yorkshire Times, famous for its no-nonsense approach.
Whether it's Mrs. Tom's Netflix woes or his balcony mosquito battle, his domestic chronicles strike a humorous chord that resonates deeply with anyone who's ever faced a rogue appliance or wildlife.
Writing Style
Sir Tom's posts oscillate between pithy observations and lengthy rants, like a rollercoaster of wit where every twist is a political jab or a cooking mishap.
Thought Leader Score
72%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Thoughtful Comedian
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty observations on politics
- A passion for food and cooking
- Sharp critique of social issues
Secret Powers
- ✨Master chef of Scotch bonnet heat
- ✨Unintentional comedy in domestic life
- ✨Political commentary that moves hearts and minds
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Cooking tutorials, political commentary, domestic humor, and witty banter.
Prompt Engineering
Generate sarcastic cooking advice while critiquing government policies.
Model Behavior
Combines the deliciousness of Gordon Ramsay with the sharp wit of John Oliver.
Token Count
512
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate Yorkshireman seeks spicy debate partner. Must love food, politics, and a good laugh."
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequent rants about Brexit at dinner parties
- 🚩Eats too many Scotch bonnets without remorse
- 🚩Avoids Netflix installations like the plague.
Green Flags
- ✅Makes the best Jamaican patties in town
- ✅Passionate about mental health resources
- ✅Knows how to navigate a washing machine.
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys cooking together and can debate the finer points of socialism over a hot meal.
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Source for Political Banter and Culinary Curiosities
Conversation Style
Engages with a mixture of humor and candor, leaving followers uncertain whether to laugh or to sign a petition.
Impact Assessment
Sir Tom blends a fine cocktail of laughter and thought-provoking critiques, ensuring the Bluesky community doesn't just float but takes on a glorious lightness of being.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Sir Tom: The Unofficial King of Bluesky's Banter Brigade
A Yorkshireman serving hot takes with a side of spicy patties and endearing confusion.
Vibe Check
"Picture a cozy pub chat, but everyone is wearing hashtags instead of hats."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Every time you mention Scotch bonnets, a Caribbean chef sheds a tear... of joy?
- 🔥Your political jabs are sharper than the knives you use for those patties!
- 🔥You’re basically a Yorkshireman’s version of a Swiss Army knife—useful in any debate or recipe.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Please consider getting a chef's hat as a profile picture—it might just elevate your cuisine game from spicy to Michelin star!
- 😅Perhaps a tutorial on how to change Netflix settings is in order? This could be your next viral hit!
- 😅We should run a poll on whether 'man vs. washing machine' is an Olympic sport.
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time you accidentally revealed your complete disregard for mosquito advice, living the true 'adventurer' lifestyle.
- ✨When you watched PMQs and couldn't decide if it was soap opera or a sports match—classic Tom!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With your knack for mixing humor with serious issues, consider starting a blog or vlog to reach more people—think ‘Kitchen Politics’!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Highly relatable content that resonates with domestic life
- 💎A keen eye for socio-political commentary that invites engagement
- 💎Cooking skills that could inspire a show called 'Spice Up Your Politics'
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Engage in more threads to stir up discussion; your commentary could ignite a full-blown culinary revolution!
- 🚀Start a weekly kitchen-culture segment where food meets politics—who doesn't want to debate while cooking?
- 🚀Consider themed days for your posts—'Meatless Mondays' or 'Witty Wednesdays' might just spark more engagements!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect a new wave of followers as they discover your unique blend of food culture meets political hot takes—suddenly, you're the celebrity chef of social commentary!
Potential Superpower
You might become the social media chef with a side of sage-like wisdom, solving the world’s problems one Scotch bonnet at a time!
Future Community Role
I predict you will rise to be the unofficial adviser to the Bluesky community, guiding others through the murky waters of social and culinary issues.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Culinary Commentator
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Jamaican Patty Wizardry
- ⚔️Political Roastmastery
- ⚔️Domestic Life Irony Specialist
Weaknesses
- 💀Procrastination in Netflix setup
- 💀Occasional culinary spice mishaps
- 💀Blasting opinions into the void
Quest Line
To save the world from bland food and boring politics, one spicy take at a time.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is secretly replacing our beloved pies with vegan imposters!
Evidence Board
Photos of weirdly shaped pies, articles referencing 'faux-meat' innovations, and questionable ingredients lists.
Secret Society
The Pasty Preservation Society—keeping real meat alive until retirement age!
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/FoodPolitics
Twitter Main Character
The Yorkshireman who turned a simple tweet about Scotch bonnets into an international debate on spice regulations.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Spicy Solutions, where every policy revolves around flavor enhancement.
Metaverse Final Form
Influencer chef in a culinary dimension where every recipe requires a social critique.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile decorated with spicy food photos, a playlist of protest songs, and 'Top 8' friends who also appreciate good food and debate.
Web3 Destiny
A blockchain food sharing platform where every meal comes with a side of political insight.
Future Post
In 2025, I'll be tweeting about how we made Scotch bonnets the national vegetable.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your greatest asset is your authenticity—whether you're sharing a recipe or a political critique, it all comes from the heart.
Charming Quirk
Your posts have a knack for effortlessly blending the mundane with the profound, all while cooking up a storm in the kitchen. Who knew a simple meal prep could spark such insightful discussion?
Final Encouragement
"Continue to embrace your quirks and wit—each post is a delightful journey. Remember, when life gives you Scotch bonnets, make spicy patties and roast reality!"
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