My husband's husband 🇲🇽🇺🇸🏳️🌈. Warehouse raver alum. CA born, ATL raised. Love horror and house music. Dog dad to Pawlaa and Marco. He/him/his/very fuzzy
David: The Witty Wizard of Bluesky
A sage of sarcasm with a heart as fluffy as a cloud.
The digital equivalent of a funky house party where everyone is invited, but you still need to bring your own snacks.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
David champions the art of manual driving as a rite of passage—who needs a learner's permit when you've got 'Guncles' teaching you the ropes (or gear shifts)?
Because what's better than a democratic process to decide between odors? Who knew hygiene could be political?
His quirky observations often lead us down rabbit holes of hilarity, like wondering if DFW is surrounded by a penis—truly, a modern philosopher!
A true pop culture oracle, diving into the complexities of celebrity life while reminding us that glam exists for a reason!
From horror to house parties, David encapsulates life as a delightful chaos—who else would merge horror films and raves into a single thought?
Writing Style
A delightful blend of snark and sincerity, often punctuated by emojis that elevate even the simplest thoughts into a joyous celebration of self-expression.
Thought Leader Score
80%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Sarcastic Sage
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Horror aficionado
- House music lover
- Dog dad
- Social commentator
Secret Powers
- ✨Accurate meme creator
- ✨Impromptu therapist for friends
- ✨Manual driving advocate
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of queer culture, meme trends, house music references, horror film trivia, and social justice discourse.
Prompt Engineering
Write snarky and humorous social commentary while weaving in references to pop culture and LGBTQ+ themes.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT meets Andrew Dice Clay—sassy and self-aware, with a penchant for chaos and cultural critique.
Token Count
512
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"A quirky connoisseur of life, particularly manual shifting, dog parenting, and dissecting the absurdities of pop culture. Looking for someone who appreciates sarcasm as a second language and won't shy away from a good horror film session."
Red Flags
- 🚩Incessant dog dad stories
- 🚩Frequent existential crises over soda flavors
- 🚩Will ask you to join polls that make no sense
Green Flags
- ✅Deeply in tune with pop culture
- ✅Appreciates dad humor
- ✅Can reference Lindsay Lohan in conversation
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys chaotic yet deep conversations, has a fondness for house music, and can outrun a horror movie plot twist.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Humorist Philosopher
Conversation Style
Engages with dry wit and a flair for the theatrical, making every interaction feel like a mini-performance.
Impact Assessment
David's quips not only entertain but often catalyze discussions that sparkle with insight, making him a beloved figure in the Bluesky realm.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
David: The Witty Wizard of Bluesky
A sage of sarcasm with a heart as fluffy as a cloud.
Vibe Check
"The digital equivalent of a funky house party where everyone is invited, but you still need to bring your own snacks."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥We get it, you're emotionally available—now stop dropping 'very respectfully' like it's trending!
- 🔥David's posts read like the script of a sitcom that got a cult following—quirky but also relatable to a fault.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Needs to stop trying to win people over with dog dad stories; it's a dog-eat-dog world out there!
- 😅Could probably make every post a poll—yes, even about soda flavors.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When David declared himself a 'sausage connoisseur'—a true culinary explorer!
- ✨That time he turned a simple thought about hydration into an epic saga of rebellion against society's norms.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If David harnessed his skills into a blog or vlog, he'd be the next viral sensation—watch out TikTok!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A knack for connecting deeply with pop culture and personal anecdotes.
- 💎Ability to thread humor with social commentary—like a stitch in a well-crafted quilt.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider writing longer content that dives deeper into those passionate takes—books are still a thing, right?
- 🚀Start that podcast you've been hinting at, because we need to hear you rant about horror films and house music in real time.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect David to transition into a meme mogul, with a devoted fan base that exists solely to repost his content.
Potential Superpower
A supernatural ability to make any mundane topic into a viral sensation—watch out, David's coming for your trend!
Future Community Role
Could very well become the unofficial Bluesky culture critic—watch as the followers flock for his hot takes!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Sage of Snark
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Punchline Perception
- ⚔️Meme Manipulation
- ⚔️Scent Poll Prowess
- ⚔️Cinematic Commentary
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking polls
- 💀Punny puns don't always land
- 💀Chasing trends that don't exist
Quest Line
Searching for the ultimate raver-horror film crossover while advocating for dog rights.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The rise of house music is secretly controlled by a group of aliens trying to distract us from their takeover.
Evidence Board
Inexplicable beats and rhythm patterns that make us dance instead of revolt; many popular DJs have mysteriously disappeared like socks in a dryer!
Secret Society
The Order of Rave Scholars—dedicated to preserving and promoting the history of dance floors and horror films.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/HouseOfHorrors—where horror film lovers and rave aficionados unite to discuss the best beats to scare your friends with.
Twitter Main Character
David is at the center of the Great Twitter Exodus, leading the charge with memes and a heartfelt goodbye speech that leaves everyone in tears.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of House Vibes, Inc.—consultant on how to successfully throw a horror-themed rave while maintaining a 5-star Yelp rating.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital DJ who moonlights as a horror film critic, spinning records in an underground club while simultaneously dissecting plot holes in slasher flicks.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A heavily customized MySpace profile with 15 different playlists, a glittery banner with cat memes, and that one awkward picture from high school.
Web3 Destiny
Zero-knowledge proofs for why horror films should be the cornerstone of all NFT art—because what’s scarier than bad investments?
Future Post
"Just finished a marathon of horror films while creating the ultimate house music playlist. Who's ready for the rave? #horrorhenhouse".
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
David’s ability to blend humor and insight makes him a standout in a sea of sameness.
Charming Quirk
You can always count on him to sprinkle conversations with a dose of self-deprecating humor.
Final Encouragement
"Keep riding that wave of wit—your followers need your unique brand of chaos and charm in their digital lives!"
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