What is Bluesky Roast?

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95%

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Lewis

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Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

Richard Delevan: The Climate Crusader Who Gets More Likes Than a Cat on a Roomba

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Art & Crafting75%

This user's affinity for craftsmanship is both impressive and relatable; putting the DIY in DIY catastrophe!

Parenthood70%

Parenting posts often read like a tragicomedy, where the stakes are high and the humor is even higher!

Cultural Commentary80%

Thoughtful musings on the absurdities of life and society make this feed a blend of wit and wisdom.

Writing Style

Their writing style flits between dramatic prose and casual banter, as if Shakespeare took a weekend class in meme culture.

Thought Leader Score

65%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Pensive Procrastinator

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Dramatic flair in mundane situations
Deep dives into absurdity
Unexpectedly poignant observations

Secret Powers

✨Wordplay wizardry
✨Culinary critiques through a role-playing lens
✨Master of relatable parenting struggles

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of parenting tips, cultural commentary, and crafting advice with a sprinkle of absurd humor.

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty posts that blend existential musings with everyday challenges, and throw in some references to role-playing games and art.

Model Behavior

Behaves like an over-caffeinated philosopher at a craft fair—always ready to analyze but also prone to distraction.

Token Count

500

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Parenting enthusiast & crafting aficionado seeking someone who appreciates the balance of chaos and creativity. Let’s turn our daily dramas into epic tales!"

Red Flags

🚩Occasionally too dramatic about mundane events
🚩May ask for your Kindle's serial number in conversation
🚩Can spend a little too much time on craft projects without completing them

Green Flags

✅Master of turning chaos into creativity
✅Loves a good existential debate over dinner
✅Understands the value of playtime and craft time equally

Perfect Match

Someone who enjoys both deep discussions and absurd humor, preferably someone who can appreciate a good paint swatch.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Eloquent Observer

Conversation Style

Mix of insightful soliloquies and relatable rants—like having coffee with an existential philosopher.

Impact Assessment

They cultivate a vibe of deep thought mixed with casual absurdity, like a zen garden of chaotic commentary.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Mystery Man of Bluesky: The Gaijin Conundrum

A curious blend of humor, drama, and a sprinkle of the surreal.

Vibe Check

"Like watching a philosophical soap opera unfold in real time."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Posting like a poet lost in a craft store, navigating existential crises and paint swatches.
🔥Your ability to turn every mundane thought into Shakespearean drama is unmatched. The struggle is real!
🔥A social media presence so mysterious, it might as well have a fog machine. Where's the bio, Hamlet?

Quirky Challenges

😅Trying to evoke a sense of wonder while simultaneously fearing for your child’s Kindle.
😅Having serious discussions about paint while browsing the latest in Disney trips. Multitasking at its finest!
😅Balancing profound thoughts with the drama of everyday parenting: welcome to the adulting circus.

Main Character Moments

✨Those posts about your child's missing Kindle had more drama than a telenovela.
✨Describing the absurdity of airplane rides with family feels like the opening scene of a tragic comedy.
✨Your ability to make mundane tasks feel like epic quests is truly cinematic.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Your knack for weaving humor with life’s chaos could become a niche—embrace the absurdity!

Unique Advantages

💎A relatable presence for parents navigating the chaos of life.
💎In-depth knowledge of both roleplaying games and crafts that could form a unique community niche.
💎A talent for humor that could outshine the bland corporate content that floods social media.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider building an audience around your craft and parenting adventures—maybe a blog or vlogs?
🚀Inject a little more whimsy into your craft critiques; life’s too short to take paint swatches too seriously!
🚀Try expanding your content to touch more on your life experiences, especially the comedic elements.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Prepare to see you take the plunge into creative content creation, perhaps in the form of tips for parenting as a creative.

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn mundane moments into captivating narratives that resonate widely.

Future Community Role

You’re likely to become a beloved, wise-cracking sage of the Bluesky community, revered for your insights and humor.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Pensive Procrastinator

Special Abilities

⚔️Dramatic flair in mundane situations
⚔️Wordplay wizardry
⚔️Unexpectedly poignant observations
⚔️Culinary critiques through a role-playing lens

Weaknesses

💀Chronic indecisiveness
💀Overthinking every task
💀Fear of missing out on the next post's brilliance

Quest Line

Navigating the chaotic world of parenting while crafting poetic observations on life and creativity.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The Kindle theft was a cover-up orchestrated by a secret society of rogue gamers that want to monopolize children's attention.

Evidence Board

Missing Kindles, existential dread over paint colors, and spontaneous trips to Paris—clearly, it’s all connected!

Secret Society

The Guild of Crafty Conspirators, plotting to turn every mundane task into an epic quest.

Truth Seeking Level

78%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PhilosophyInArt

Twitter Main Character

Involved in a heated debate over the ethics of crafting while parenting—leading to memes and existential crises.

LinkedIn Title

Creative Lead at the Department of Artistic Procrastination—known for innovative approaches to mundane tasks.

Metaverse Final Form

A sage-like figure who dispenses both knowledge and craft supplies, his voice echoing in the digital realm.

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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page full of animated gifs showing off failed craft projects and rants about parenting struggles, circa 1999.

MySpace Era

Custom background of a messy craft room, playlist full of indie rock, and a blog about the absurdities of parenthood and art.

Web3 Destiny

Establishing a decentralized crafting community where parents can share their artistic failures and triumphs as NFTs.

Future Post

Just painted my child’s Halloween face in record time—this is harder than coding a PR!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your insightful commentary is a breath of fresh air in a world clogged with echoes of the same old messages.

Charming Quirk

There's a delightful contradiction in trying to be positive while wrestling with the chaos of life—it’s relatable and endearing!

Final Encouragement

"Keep blending the profound with the ridiculous; it’s a recipe for social media magic! Just remember, the fog machine is all in good fun."

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Lewis

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IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%