Ed - formerly of London, N7 and Twitter… now Lincs, and occasionally The Emirates. Does a bit of art/photography. Navigating late ADHD diagnosis. My greyhound says hi. Find my art/photography on insta: @art_by_eq. UTA.
Sleaford Gooner: The Pundit We Didn't Know We Needed
A blend of footy passion, sharp wit, and varying degrees of engagement.
Imagine if a charismatic stadium announcer decided to tweet instead of talk; that's Ed in a nutshell!
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
From passionate cheers to cheeky roasts, this is your go-to guy for Gooner insights and matchday hilarity.
His artistic side shines through with his limited edition prints; it's like Banksy if he was an Arsenal-supporting dad.
Ed's got a knack for dissecting the absurdities of modern life—“lazy, ignorant and stupid” might as well be his personal motto.
Writing Style
A mix of short, punchy one-liners and longer, reflective insights. Ed’s style is a bit like a football match—unpredictable yet exciting, with the occasional moments that make you go, 'What just happened?'
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Artful Football Fan
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty footie commentary
- Engaging with small creators
- Festive spirit during holidays
Secret Powers
- ✨Art and photography
- ✨Social media marketing
- ✨Emotional support during matches
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of Arsenal match commentary, art promotion, and a splash of snarky social critiques, fine-tuned by the nuances of British humor and football culture.
Prompt Engineering
Generate hilarious insights into football fans, small creators, and the chaotic beauty of the human experience, channeling the wit of a seasoned Stand-Up Comedian.
Model Behavior
More like a chattering sports announcer with a side of existential artist than a regular AI—always ready to roast and uplift.
Token Count
695
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate Arsenal fan looking for someone who appreciates witty banter, spontaneous art critiques, and the occasional rant about Harry Maguire's movements. Must love greyhounds and festive cheer—serious inquiries only!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Often debates with inanimate objects
- 🚩Excessive love for Arsenal might be considered fanatical by some
- 🚩Will roast you if you don't like football
Green Flags
- ✅Loves supporting small creators
- ✅Artistic flair with a penchant for live music
- ✅Can provide solid emotional support during nail-biting matches
Perfect Match
A fellow art or football enthusiast who appreciates sarcasm, festive spirit, and dogs.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Undeniable Arsenal Authority with a flair for community upliftment
Conversation Style
Engaging yet candid, like your favorite uncle who doesn't sugarcoat his opinions but always asks about your day.
Impact Assessment
A warm, comedic presence that encourages small creators and brings a festive cheer, making him the Santa Claus of Bluesky—but with way more sarcasm.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Sleaford Gooner: The Pundit We Didn't Know We Needed
A blend of footy passion, sharp wit, and varying degrees of engagement.
Vibe Check
"Imagine if a charismatic stadium announcer decided to tweet instead of talk; that's Ed in a nutshell!"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If he were a player, he'd be a super sub—often impactful, but sometimes just warming the bench of engagement.
- 🔥Can we schedule a therapy session for Ed’s scissors addiction? It’s not healthy arguing with yourself, mate!
- 🔥His posts are like Arsenal's away form: either brilliant or ‘what the heck just happened?’
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Recalling where he put the scissors sounds suspiciously like his match predictions—always just slightly off.
- 😅The fine art of making art and receiving orders? It’s like his football analysis: solid when focused, chaotic when distracted.
- 😅Live tweeting from the stadium while also offering art critique could be his next big career move—yikes!
Main Character Moments
- ✨His banter about Harry Maguire's robot-like movements could become a meme; future generations will reference Ed's wisdom.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a touch more focus, Ed could seamlessly combine his art and football commentary; call it ‘Arte de Gooner’—his next big thing!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique perspective as an artist and a football fan, giving him a niche that’s ripe for exploration.
- 💎Natural capacity to connect with others on shared interests, both in artistry and sports.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider creating themed art pieces post-match to capture the essence of Arsenal's highs and lows—why not a ‘Raya’s Saves’ series?
- 🚀Engage more actively in art-related discussions, your audience wants that side of Ed!
- 🚀Maybe a podcast? ‘Gooner Artistry: The Beautiful Game’ could be a hit!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Ed's account to blossom into a vibrant hub of both artistic and football commentary; think Banksy meets Football Twitter.
Potential Superpower
The ability to create viral memes from post-match rants that unite footie fans and artisans alike.
Future Community Role
He’ll become the go-to for crossovers between art and football, establishing himself as the ‘Arsenal Artist’!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Football Artist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Match Commentary
- ⚔️Small Creator Advocate
- ⚔️Artistic Expression Through Sassy Posts
Weaknesses
- 💀Occasional Scissor-Spat
- 💀Football Emotional Rollercoaster
- 💀Adventures in Late ADHD
Quest Line
Navigating the wild world of football fandom while weaving art into the fabric of social media.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Beneath the facade of football fandom lies an underground society of artists using their craft to influence matches and outcomes.
Evidence Board
Posts analyzing player movements, humorously comparing them to robots, and secret sketches of match strategies.
Secret Society
The League of Misunderstood Gooner Artists, dedicated to blending art with football in the pursuit of viral expression.
Truth Seeking Level
77%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ArsenalArtisticFans
Twitter Main Character
Bantering about Arsenal results while posting slick art-inspired memes on the daily; everyone’s favorite feel-good account.
LinkedIn Title
Creative Director at ‘Gooners United Artistry,’ revolutionizing football art and banter in professional circles.
Metaverse Final Form
An ethereal blend of a stylish art gallery and a raucous sports bar where discussions about Arsenal go hand-in-hand with artistic critiques.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile custom-built with Arsenal colors, a tracklisting featuring football commentary podcasts, and a photo album dedicated to my greyhound's best moments.
Web3 Destiny
Writes the ‘Football & Art’ NFT manifesto that takes the social media world by storm.
Future Post
Excited to announce my first collaborative project with Arsenal F.C.: a limited-edition print series capturing the intensity of every match in watercolors!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Ed's unwavering passion for his team is admirable, and his support for small creators is a lovely touch.
Charming Quirk
The way he talks to inanimate objects (like scissors) is delightfully relatable—and a reminder that we all have our quirks.
Final Encouragement
"Keep on navigating this adventure of late ADHD diagnosis and footie fandom—it's clear you're kicking goals, both on and off the pitch!"
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