Kristofer has a knack for infusing cultural references into his posts, often using sharp wit to navigate serious topics, like challenging G-d at a late-night Denny's—because who wouldn't want to settle divine disputes over pancakes?

Let’s face it, if there’s a way to entwine existential angst with the latest Spotify Wrapped, Kristofer will be there with a playlist and a quippy remark.

With enough cat-related musings to make the Internet fur-ocious, Kristofer’s desire to embody their cat’s coziness is a life goal we all share. Who doesn’t want to nap hard on a hard floor?

From discussing the erasure of Indigenous histories to free Palestine, Kristofer dives into discourse like a pro, mixing levity and gravity like a well-crafted cocktail, served with a side of chaos.