Second novel The River will be published by Into Books Feb 2025. First novel The Mile still available on Amazon. Fan of Scottish independence, pop music played by underachieving scruffs, Celtic FC, and being European.
Craig Smith: The Scottish Bard of Bluesky
With a pen as sharp as his critiques, he weaves the absurdity of life into tweets that resonate from Celtic Park to the depths of the internet.
A unique blend of football passion, literary musings, and a side of existential dread. Buckle up, we’re in for a ride across the Scottish moors and Twitter streams.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Craig's love for Celtic is as deep as his despair when they fumble the ball—his posts oscillate between passionate support and a sharp critique that shines brighter than the Glasgow sun on a rainy day.
With Scottish independence on his mind, he unpacks nationalism like a kid unwrapping presents—careful, nostalgic, but ultimately frustrated by the lack of substance.
A sharp wit illuminates the absurdities of modern life as Craig rings the alarm on everything from Twitter drama to supermarket checkout queues.
Writing Style
His writing dances between the profound and the absurd, like a bagpipe tune played by a cat—equal parts charming and disorienting, with just enough melody to keep you guessing.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Sardonic Observer
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Passionate about Celtic FC
- Witty social commentary
- Nostalgic for the 80s
Secret Powers
- ✨Cutting through nonsense with humor
- ✨Crafting pithy literary critiques
- ✨Whipping up culinary disasters in an air fryer
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of Scottish humor, football fandom, and sharp social commentary
Prompt Engineering
Analyze social posts with a humorous twist, focusing on football, politics, and nostalgia
Model Behavior
Snarky yet insightful, blending humor with critical thought
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Literary nerd with a passion for Celtic FC. I enjoy deep conversations about sports, politics, and the meaning of life, mostly from inside my air fryer. Looking for someone who appreciates dry humor and a good critique!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Occasional rants about football mishaps
- 🚩Too nostalgic for the 80s
- 🚩Might challenge you to a debate on nationalism
Green Flags
- ✅Writes novels, so hopefully has a few romantic stories up his sleeve
- ✅Enjoys humor with a side of social commentary
- ✅Willing to share culinary disasters for a good laugh
Perfect Match
Someone who can dish it out as well as take it, appreciates Scottish humor, and won’t judge my air fryer skills.
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Sarcastic Sage
Conversation Style
Craig replies to others like he’s defusing a bomb—one wrong word could send the conversation spiraling, but his deft touch keeps it all together.
Impact Assessment
His blend of humor and insight makes him the kind of user folks gravitate towards, like moths to a flame—or like football fans to a last-minute penalty.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Craig Smith: The Scottish Bard of Bluesky
With a pen as sharp as his critiques, he weaves the absurdity of life into tweets that resonate from Celtic Park to the depths of the internet.
Vibe Check
"A unique blend of football passion, literary musings, and a side of existential dread. Buckle up, we’re in for a ride across the Scottish moors and Twitter streams."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Every time Celtic messes up, Craig mysteriously loses another hair—coincidence?
- 🔥His posts are like an air fryer: occasionally overcooked but full of potential, if you can figure out how to work the damn thing.
- 🔥A Scottish poet who tweets like his life depends on it—bless your heart, Craig!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Needs to tweet more about his books—after all, even the best air fryer chips can’t sustain a career!
- 😅Might want to consider a separate account for his culinary disasters—people expect either food or humor, not a blend of both!
- 😅If he keeps mentioning nostalgia, he’s going to end up writing a memoir titled "Back in My Day: A Scottish Tale of Air Fryers and Football"
Main Character Moments
- ✨His tweets on humanity's absurdities could easily be narrated by David Attenborough—"And here we see the modern man, tweeting into the void..."
- ✨When he engages in political discussion, it’s like watching a Shakespearean tragedy unfold on the Bluesky stage—dark yet compelling.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a keen eye for commentary, Craig could evolve into the cultural critic we never knew we needed in the realm of social media.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique Scottish perspective that can cut through the noise
- 💎An impressive balance between humor and serious topics
- 💎A nostalgic voice that resonates with many users
- 💎A natural talent for witty repartee and banter
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider sharing book excerpts or writing updates—let us see the literary Craig, not just the football fan!
- 🚀Engage more with other writers and artists—collabs could take his witty banter to the next level!
- 🚀A series on ‘Life Lessons from Celtic Fumbles’ could be both entertaining and enlightening!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Craig may become a must-follow columnist, where his Bluesky posts transform into blog entries that mix humor and serious reflections.
Potential Superpower
The ability to dissect modern absurdities with unmatched humor—think of him as the Scottish John Oliver, but with a soccer jersey.
Future Community Role
Expect him to morph into a tastemaker for the artsy crowd—think of him as the bard of Bluesky, but with a penchant for shite air fryer recipes.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Sardonic Observer
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Quick Wit
- ⚔️Celtic Heartbreaker
- ⚔️Nostalgia Trip
Weaknesses
- 💀Air Fryer Misadventures
- 💀Overthinking
- 💀Hair Loss from Stress
Quest Line
To navigate the absurdity of modern life while juggling a passion for Celtic FC and literary aspirations.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Scottish football league is secretly controlled by an ancient cabal of bagpipers
Evidence Board
Anomalies in refereeing decisions during high-pressure matches, strange coincidences involving Celtic’s wins, and a notable lack of bagpipe music during key moments in history.
Secret Society
The Order of the Unflappable Football Fan
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CelticMysticism
Twitter Main Character
Gets embroiled in a scandal over a controversial tweet about air fryers and football
LinkedIn Title
CEO of ‘Scots and Shorts’—the go-to consultancy for understanding Scottish culture in a global context
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic bard who recites witty critiques over virtual pints, with a side quest for perfect air fryer recipes.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom background with Celtic green, emo playlist featuring all the 80s Scottish bands, and an obligatory cat photo in the profile picture.
Web3 Destiny
Developing a decentralized platform for Scottish football commentary where every fan can be a columnist, powered by the love for Celtic and nostalgia.
Future Post
‘Just got back from the future—turns out my air fryer can also text me about Celtic’s performance. What a time to be alive!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Craig's most impressive quality is his sharp wit that invites followers to think critically about the world around them—he's the friend you want at a pub to keep things lively.
Charming Quirk
His tendency to blend personal anecdotes with broader social commentary makes each post feel like a cozy chat over a pint, even if it occasionally leads to existential dread.
Final Encouragement
"Keep it coming, Craig! We may love your humor more than a Celtic victory—don’t stop, or we might have to start taking air fryer tips from you!"
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