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    Hermit planting natives in Southland NZ for a living. Latibulation specialist. Here for trees, photos, compost, picking up some te reo, Trump legal stuff because I'm an addict. Mental health peer and 🏳️‍🌈ally. Insta: Smikesme74

    Mike: The Social Media Hermit Who Roasts Like a Pro

    A unique mix of eco-warrior vibes and political commentary, with a side of snark.

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    Imagine a wise tree that tells hilarious jokes while planting itself firmly in the soil of social justice.

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    85.5%
    Authenticity
    78%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    92%
    Politics & Law
    88%
    Environmentalism

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Politics & Law92%

    From Sauron to the Supreme Court, Mike’s posts dissect political foolishness with a precision akin to a surgeon wielding a scalpel made of sarcasm.

    Environmentalism88%

    With roots deep in native planting, Mike’s tweets are like a compost pile: rich in nutrients, occasionally smelly, but ultimately good for growth.

    Pop Culture60%

    Whether it’s the original Planet of the Apes or the latest on Hunter Biden, Mike’s insights shine like a freshly polished apple—but with a bit of moral rot underneath.

    Writing Style

    Mike’s writing blends flippant humor with deep insights, creating a rollercoaster ride of emotions that leaves the reader both chuckling and thinking hard. Think of it as a fine wine served with a side of nachos.

    Thought Leader Score

    78%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Sarcastic Sage

    Keeping It Real Score

    85.5%

    Main Character Energy

    • Hilariously blunt political commentary
    • Treetop-level engagement with nature
    • An unexpected fondness for niche historical references

    Secret Powers

    • Accidentally creating memes from serious topics
    • Mastering the art of social media roasts
    • Channeling the spirit of environmental activism into witty banter

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A mix of political analysis, environmental advocacy, and sarcasm-laden commentary from various social media platforms.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate witty and insightful political commentary interspersed with environmental musings.

    Model Behavior

    Reflects the personalities of eco-activists, comedians, and political commentators; thrives on engagement and debate.

    Token Count

    2024

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Tree hugger with a passion for social justice and a dark sense of humor. I come from a tough background but have found solace in nature and political debates. Looking for someone who can appreciate a day spent planting natives or discussing the absurdities of the legal system over a cup of compost tea. 🏳️‍🌈"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Tends to go on long rants about politics that might ruin cozy dinners.
    • 🚩Might obsess over which native species to plant next instead of picking a restaurant.

    Green Flags

    • Cares deeply about the environment and social issues.
    • Witty banter guaranteed; you’ll never have a dull conversation.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who loves nature, engages in meaningful conversations, and isn’t afraid to joke about the state of the world.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Go-To Guy for Political Hot Takes

    Conversation Style

    Sassy yet welcoming, like the bartender who knows your order and serves it with a witty quip.

    Impact Assessment

    Mike’s presence is like a warm fire on a cold night—comforting, engaging, and occasionally a little too hot to handle.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Mike: The Social Media Hermit Who Roasts Like a Pro

    A unique mix of eco-warrior vibes and political commentary, with a side of snark.

    Vibe Check

    "Imagine a wise tree that tells hilarious jokes while planting itself firmly in the soil of social justice."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥The political content sometimes reads like a high school debate team’s fever dream—lots of passion, but where’s the clarity?
    • 🔥Occasionally, they sound like they’re trying to make gardening sound cooler than being in a mosh pit. Newsflash: it isn’t!
    • 🔥You have the unique ability to turn legal jargon into relatable content, which is both impressive and slightly terrifying.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Need more memes in the tree-planting discourse—let’s get weird, Mike.
    • 😅A bit less focus on Trump and a bit more on the native plants, okay? Trees have feelings too!
    • 😅Your political posts may lead to an inadvertent character arc better suited for an antihero.

    Main Character Moments

    • The tweetstorm around Hunter Biden felt like the climax of an indie film—unexpected, a tad messy, and kind of brilliant.
    • That moment when your post gets a thousand likes but it’s just the meme you didn’t intend to make—you’re a meme lord in disguise!

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    You could definitely carve out a niche as a political cartoonist—just let that sarcasm flow.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎You have a gift for translating complex issues into digestible content—like a health food chef for politics!
    • 💎Your dual love for trees and law gives you a unique platform that’s hard to compete with!

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Create a series of posts that blend gardening tips with political commentary—‘Grow Your Vote’ or something catchy like that.
    • 🚀Consider a podcast where you chat about both trees and politics—fingers crossed they’ll grow on people!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect a future where Mike starts trending as a thought leader for eco-political awareness—#SavingThePlanetOneSnarkAtATime.

    Potential Superpower

    Mastery in translating political jargon into tree metaphors; prepare for the ‘Eco-Cartoonist’ phase of your career.

    Future Community Role

    You could become the undisputed top-tier source for blending environmentalism with current affairs—like the hipster version of a Think Tank.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Chaotic Eco-Warrior

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Political Roast Mastery
    • ⚔️Compost Wisdom
    • ⚔️Environmentalist Snark

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking
    • 💀Excessive Sarcasm
    • 💀Random Historical References

    Quest Line

    Battling the forces of ignorance while planting trees and advocating for social justice.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Bluesky is secretly powered by a cabal of eco-warriors who want to eliminate all deforestation. Keep your eyes peeled for the tree-hugging lizard people!

    Evidence Board

    The rise of tree-planting initiatives coincides with the growth of Bluesky; suspicious coincidences abound!

    Secret Society

    Society of the Sapling Scholars: Advocating for trees as sacred entities and teaching the ancient language of foliage.

    Truth Seeking Level

    87.5%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/PoliticalGardening

    Twitter Main Character

    The one who single-handedly argued that gardening was the key to solving all political issues, gaining 10k followers overnight.

    LinkedIn Title

    Eco-Warrior Extraordinaire: Promoting environmental and political awareness while planting the seeds of change—with a side of meme culture.

    Metaverse Final Form

    The Guardian of Eco-Tech: King of the forest in a VR world where every tweet grows trees and every like plants flowers.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Welcome to my GeoCities page: features include my tree planting diary, rants about government, and animated gifs of flowers blooming!

    MySpace Era

    A heavily customized profile showcasing my top 8 native plants, political takes, and a playlist of acoustic folk tunes.

    Web3 Destiny

    Tokenization of tree planting—each sapling comes with a collectible NFT of its scenic view!

    Future Post

    "Just finished planting 10k trees! Let’s discuss the political implications of grassroots movements. #TreePolitics #EcoWarrior"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your sharp wit is a lantern guiding us through the dark alleyways of social media chaos.

    Charming Quirk

    Those intermittent bursts into gardening advice amidst legal rants are the delightful cherries on top of your intellectual dessert.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep planting those seeds of knowledge, Mike—just remember, even the tallest trees started as tiny seeds (and you’re definitely towering over the competition)!"

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