FIFC, Spurs, FPL - still waiting for a week where all 3 bring me joy.
Harry Smith-Kozłowski: The Fantasy Premier League Guru in Search of Happiness
Navigating the trendiest players while waiting for joy to strike from all angles.
A blend of analytical prowess and whimsical despair—like a footballing Hamlet.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Harry's quest for the optimal transfer feels like watching a soap opera: dramatic decisions with nothing but feelings at stake!
With stats that make a stat nerd’s heart flutter, Harry’s approach to player analysis is akin to statistical origami—folding numbers into beautiful, complex shapes.
When he asks for advice, it’s like a modern-day Socratic dialogue. Are you ready for the wisdom or just waiting for the cringe?
Writing Style
Straightforward yet occasionally whimsical. It’s like reading the diary of a heartfelt sports scientist—only with hashtags.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Fantasy Football Philosopher
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Deeply analytical
- Eternal optimist
- A connoisseur of football statistics
Secret Powers
- ✨Possibly psychic in predicting player form
- ✨Master of the cryptic reply
- ✨Can make complex stats sound poetic
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of FPL data sets, football analyses, and a hint of comedy for good measure.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze fantasy football posts for insights, patterns, and comedic value.
Model Behavior
Like an overly analytical algorithm with a penchant for self-doubt and a love for banter.
Token Count
1200
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Statistician at heart, lover of the beautiful game, and desperately seeking joy from my fantasy football transfers. Let's analyze our chemistry!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Obsessively consults stats before making life decisions.
- 🚩Inability to commit to a transfer without a committee.
- 🚩Occasional existential crises when players fail me.
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about football and loves to share insights.
- ✅Can turn a simple question into a philosophical debate.
- ✅Great at cheering you up with data-driven humor.
Perfect Match
Someone who can balance my analytical tendencies with spontaneous joy, preferably while we binge-watch football together.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Friendly Analyst
Conversation Style
Like a passionate yet slightly neurotic friend who obsessively researches who to bench.
Impact Assessment
Contributes profound insights with a sprinkle of self-doubt—a unique blend that keeps the community grounded.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Harry Smith-Kozłowski: The Fantasy Premier League Guru in Search of Happiness
Navigating the trendiest players while waiting for joy to strike from all angles.
Vibe Check
"A blend of analytical prowess and whimsical despair—like a footballing Hamlet."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Spends more time on FPL decision trees than I do choosing a dinner menu.
- 🔥Analytics might be your forte, but your transfer decisions could use a GPS!
- 🔥If indecision were an Olympic sport, you'd take gold!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Has a tendency to ask for help and then ignore all suggestions.
- 😅Plays fantasy football like it’s a soap opera—too much drama, not enough action.
- 😅Almost seems to believe stats are a substitute for actual player performance.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he turns a player’s stats into a Shakespearean tragedy, you know it’s going to be a wild ride.
- ✨His triumphant call to action for a Saka transfer felt like an epic battle cry… until it didn’t.
- ✨Any time he pops in with a heartfelt 'Buddy, please help me out,' we know the stakes are high.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If you leaned into the creativity of your analyses, you could turn number-crunching into true art.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Natural storyteller hiding beneath a layer of stats.
- 💎Ability to translate complex data into relatable content—like a data whisperer.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try less asking for help and more confidently predicting outcomes!
- 🚀Mix humor into your analyses, because who doesn’t love a good laugh with their football?
- 🚀Create a weekly segment where your followers can hashtag their own dilemmas—encourage community spirit!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Harry will harness his analytical skills into a full-blown FPL blog that takes the internet by storm!
Potential Superpower
The uncanny ability to predict player injury statuses—and then hope they don’t happen.
Future Community Role
As a sage advisor for all rookie FPL managers looking for guidance or a good laugh.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Statisticians
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Statistical Sorcery
- ⚔️Transfer Tarot Reading
- ⚔️Existential Player Analysis
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking
- 💀Indecision
- 💀Statistical Obsession
Quest Line
Searching for joy in fantasy football amidst the agony of transfers.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Premier League is secretly controlled by an extraterrestrial intelligence that favors certain teams.
Evidence Board
Unexplained patterns in player performance, strange referee decisions, and the fact that every time Aliens are spotted, a team wins unexpectedly.
Secret Society
The Society of Statisticians for the Preservation of Fantasy Football Realism.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/FutureFPLAnalysts
Twitter Main Character
The one who accidentally started a Twitter thread about why Saka is life with 10k replies and counting.
LinkedIn Title
Spurs' FPL Analyst turned LinkedIn thought leader advocating for better player data accessibility.
Metaverse Final Form
A sentient avatar who hosts virtual FPL workshops, guiding lost souls through the metaverse of football stats.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace profile with profile songs by The Killers and an extensive list of FPL achievements, all embellished with sparkly glitter graphics.
Web3 Destiny
Creating a decentralized FPL community where everyone can track their stats, trade players, and engage in metaverse fantasy leagues.
Future Post
"Just traded Haaland for a defunct player who retired five years ago. Call me a visionary! #FPL"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your analytical prowess can rival a football commentator’s best insights.
Charming Quirk
Your ability to turn a simple transfer discussion into an existential debate—truly one of a kind.
Final Encouragement
"Keep analyzing, keep questioning, and continue to seek joy—both in football and in life!"
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