The eel is not an easy fish to like. It does not have the beauty of the trout or the colors of the sunfish. (Eels by James Prosek) 20s, queer. Sibling of @softmossfrog.bsky.social Pfp by @cyellolemon.bsky.social Banner by @/catboyzaid on twit
A delightful mix of deep thoughts and whimsical observations, with a side of musical melancholy.
If existential dread had a pet squirrel drinking champurrado, this would be it.
"Your content DNA, decoded
Jonnie's relationship with Spotify is like a toxic romance: full of empty promises and heartbreak, yet they keep coming back for more streams.
From critiquing corporate greed to naming fascists in a single breath, Jonnie's insights are sharper than a New York pizza slice.
Nothing breaks through the doom-scroll like a squirrel with a drink; it’s like a tiny mascot for our collective despair and creativity.
A blend of sardonic wit and deep reflection, Jonnie’s posts feel like a campus lecture delivered by a stand-up comedian. You never know when the punchline will hit!
Your online personality exposed
The Witty Observer
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
A blend of witty commentary, philosophical musings, and pop culture references with a focus on social issues and music.
Create humorous yet insightful content that captures the absurdity of modern life while advocating for artistic integrity and social justice.
Like a cross between a sardonic poet and a meme lord, always ready with a punchline and a poignant observation.
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tokensYour profile in swipe-speak
"Looking for someone who appreciates the absurdity of life while engaging in deep conversations about art and social issues. Bonus points if you love squirrels!"
A fellow creative who can appreciate the beauty in chaos and is open to collaborating on quirky art projects.
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Your social vibe analysis
The Social Conscience
Engaging yet irreverent; like a group chat where someone suddenly drops an existential crisis meme.
Jonnie's mix of deep thoughts and whimsical posts enriches the community, making them a beloved source of both laughter and insight.
Your profile in a flash
A delightful mix of deep thoughts and whimsical observations, with a side of musical melancholy.
"If existential dread had a pet squirrel drinking champurrado, this would be it."
The saucy details
Your character progression
Lean into your musical identity more; use Bluesky not just to bemoan your earnings but to share your process or even snippets!
Your future, decoded
With your growing followers and engagement, expect to become a go-to source for witty social commentary and quirky creativity.
Your uncanny ability to intertwine humor and depth will make you a sought-after voice in both the art and social activism spaces.
You’ll likely emerge as the unofficial morale officer for the Bluesky community, ready to throw a virtual dance party when times get tough.
If life was an RPG...
Sardonic Sage of the Streaming Jungle
Transforming gripes about platform economics into anthems of artistic resilience, one squirrel post at a time.
Your conspiracy detector
Spotify is actually a front for a secret organization attempting to control the minds of musicians through low payouts and catchy hooks.
An ever-growing collection of Spotify screenshots, artist earnings reports, and a conspiracy about how squirrels are involved in the music industry.
The League of Misunderstood Musicians Who Squeezed Every Penny from Streaming Services.
Your variants across platforms
r/r/WhimsicalSocialCritique
The person who brought a squirrel to a debate about streaming royalties and won hearts, if not arguments.
CEO of 'Sardonic Solutions', where we specialize in critiquing corporate greed while sipping organic, gluten-free chamurrado.
A pixelated avatar crafting whimsical art pieces while giving TED Talks in a virtual gallery.
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Your digital time warp
Profile decked out with pixel art, a top 8 of favorite queer musicians, and an array of deep quotes from Virginia Woolf.
Becomes a decentralized platform for artists to retain the rights and earnings from their music directly, no middlemen, just squirrels.
2025: "Just released my first album on a blockchain platform. Earnings? Still about $48. But at least I own it!"
Wrapping up your story
Your ability to blend humor with social consciousness is both refreshing and needed.
You have this wonderful talent for intertwining adorable animal references with deep thoughts, like a warm hug wrapped in a philosophical debate.
"Keep catching those bugs, Jonnie! Remember, your unique voice makes the social media world a much brighter place, even when the squirrels are sipping on champurrado."
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