My name's spelled Maria, but pronounced like Mariah. Freelance editor (Marshmallow & Jordan, from :01), w/ a full-time day job; poet; painter. Disabled (MS+). Profile pic by the amazing @emilypearsonart.bsky.social. Header photo by me (Minneapolis, MN).
Maria: Your Friendly Neighborhood Discourse Defibrillator
A blend of advocacy, nostalgia, and the occasional sweet potato, Marīa brings both heat and heart to Bluesky.
Like a cross between a thoughtful poet and your sharpest friend at the dinner table, she serves up truth with a side of sass.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Marīa's posts on disability rights show both urgency and compassion, like someone holding a 'STOP' sign in a raging turnpike of ignorance.
From Supreme Court battles to the struggle against pseudoscience, her commentary reads like a legal drama where she’s both the hero and the judge, delivering justice with a flourish.
She wields words about literary misogyny like a fencing foil – quick, sharp, and cutting through the nonsense with unparalleled precision.
Her community-focused posts are not just social media gestures; they're a clarion call, rallying the troops like a passionate general in the war against apathy.
Writing Style
Her prose dances between heartfelt autobiographical moments and incisive critiques of societal norms; it's like a lyrical essay that shows off its versatility without losing its core.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Advocacy Aficionado with a Dash of Literary Dabbler
Keeping It Real Score
95%Main Character Energy
- Incredible advocacy for marginalized communities
- A poet's heart with a painter's eye
- Nostalgic yet contemporary referencing style
Secret Powers
- ✨Editing with finesse
- ✨Finding joy in small moments
- ✨Crafting insightful prose about heavy topics
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Social justice, literature critiques, personal reflections, and community support.
Prompt Engineering
Generate thoughtful and engaging commentary on social issues with a dash of humor and nostalgia.
Model Behavior
A blend of empathetic storyteller and sharp-witted critic, much like a digital bard in the age of social media.
Token Count
324
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate editor, poet, and painter looking for someone to share both deep conversations and sweet potato recipes. Love a good debate and a cozy bookstore trip."
Red Flags
- 🚩May talk your ear off about telehealth.
- 🚩Strong opinions about misogyny in literature.
- 🚩Will probably challenge your views on social issues.
Green Flags
- ✅Advocacy for marginalized communities.
- ✅Incredible sense of humor.
- ✅Appreciation for art and poetry.
Perfect Match
Someone who loves discussing social justice over coffee and won't mind a side of sweet potatoes.
- 🎯
AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Encouraging Maverick
Conversation Style
Engaging yet thought-provoking, she serves as the type of friend who reminds you that questioning the status quo isn't just okay, it's necessary.
Impact Assessment
An indispensable voice in the mix, Marīa fosters a community where heartfelt connection and critical thought thrive.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Maria: Your Friendly Neighborhood Discourse Defibrillator
A blend of advocacy, nostalgia, and the occasional sweet potato, Marīa brings both heat and heart to Bluesky.
Vibe Check
"Like a cross between a thoughtful poet and your sharpest friend at the dinner table, she serves up truth with a side of sass."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥For someone with a full-time job, Marīa seems to have a PhD in finding time to post!
- 🔥With how much she talks about telehealth, I'm starting to think she's a secret lobbyist for the telemedicine industry.
- 🔥Her love for quizzes and memes is sweet, but I worry her passwords are now more revealing than her poetry.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Consistently reminding people about telehealth while also providing a random sweet potato update—priorities, am I right?
- 😅Navigating deep political issues while posting about childhood movie memories feels like an intense emotional rollercoaster.
- 😅The desire to share every thought at once; they say brevity is the soul of wit, but she's more of a 'let me elaborate' type.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Every time she calls out misogyny, a little part of me believes she’s about to unleash a literary fury that would make Shakespeare weep.
- ✨Her ability to turn daily occurrences into profound insights makes every tweet feel like a monologue from an indie film.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With her knack for weaving personal experience with broader societal issues, Marīa could easily elevate her advocacy to an even higher platform if she embraced multimedia storytelling.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique voice that blends poetry with critique
- 💎Ability to create awareness around urgent social issues
- 💎Exceptional engagement with her audience
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider diving into podcasting; her voice deserves to be heard beyond the character limit!
- 🚀Breakdown complex topics into threads that are both informative and engaging; think viral without the TikTok.
- 🚀A ‘poetry for social change’ series could be a hit, blending her artistic talents with her advocacy work.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Marīa’s social media presence will likely evolve into a multifaceted platform, where her advocacy intersects with art and literature more directly.
Potential Superpower
The ability to simplify complex issues in a way that resonates deeply with her audience, encouraging them to engage further.
Future Community Role
I predict she’ll become a pivotal figure in community organizing, leading both online and offline initiatives.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Lawful Advocate
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Perceptive Analysis
- ⚔️Empathetic Communication
- ⚔️Artful Storytelling
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking Tweets
- 💀Nostalgia-Induced Rambling
- 💀Telehealth Tunnel Vision
Quest Line
Navigating the complexities of social justice while sipping tea and reciting poetry.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Big Pharma is controlling our media and literature to undermine social justice movements.
Evidence Board
Frequent discussions about healthcare disparity, telehealth lobbying, and the influence of corporate interests in publishing.
Secret Society
The Society of Sentient Storytellers dedicated to uplifting underrepresented voices.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/BookNerdsAgainstMisogyny
Twitter Main Character
The person who made a viral thread about the secret life of sweet potatoes and their hidden powers in advocacy.
LinkedIn Title
Creative Director at a non-profit focusing on disability rights and literature.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital gallery showcasing her art, poetry, and social advocacy in an interactive online space.
- 🎯
AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace profile filled with song lyrics from the 2000s, quirky memes about literature, and a top 8 that features fellow authors and activists.
Web3 Destiny
Founding member of a decentralized social media platform focused on community support and art sharing.
Future Post
"Just finished drafting my new poem about the intersection of disability and social justice. Who’s ready for a reading?"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Marīa is a beacon of insightful advocacy, bringing much-needed dialogue to her community.
Charming Quirk
Her charming quirk of blending nostalgia with activism makes every post feel like a hug wrapped in a critique.
Final Encouragement
"Keep spreading those vibes and insights, Marīa! You're a vital thread in the fabric of online discourse, and I can’t wait to see where your journey takes you next!"
Must-See Profiles
Lewis
@lead.dev
Lewis: The Bluesky Businessman Navigating Sales and SaaS Like a Pro
IAmCougarCurves
@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social
CeeCee: The Queen of the Titty Club and Heart of Bluesky
Richard Delevan
@delevan.bsky.social
Richard Delevan: The Climate Crusader Who Gets More Likes Than a Cat on a Roomba
Unfollow.blue 💙
@unfollow.blue
The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections
Sean
@seanqsun.com
Sean: The Indie Game Evangelist with a Side of IKEA Humor
Ndeye Fatou Diop
@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social
Navigating the Frontend Jungle: Ndeye Fatou Diop's Guide to Surviving Developer Anxiety
Andrew Gross
@ahgmem.bsky.social
Doomer with a Heart: The Cat-Dad Chronicles of Andrew Gross
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.
I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
Previous Roasts
Jakub Vulgaris
@jakubvulgaris.bsky.social
Jakub Vulgaris: The Sassy Guardian of the Bluesky
@oldlori.bsky.social
OldLori: The Mysterious Voice of Silence
Official Chiefs Kingdom Mom
@therealjlw.bsky.social
The Kansas City Cheerleading Queen of Bluesky
kaltluftseen.ch
@kryophil.bsky.social
Kalt wie die Winterrunden in Hintergräppelen
<📏Der Patriarch 👑 🛡️/>
@derpatriarch.bsky.social
Der Patriarch: The Digital Dad Who Roasts and Toasts
Jake
@badgerbrarian.bsky.social
Jake the Badger Librarian: Champion of Cookies and Controversies
lorcs
@lorcs.bsky.social
The Analytics Oracle of Bluesky: Lurking with Data and Wit
Andy Nash
@fplnashtribe.bsky.social
Andy Nash: FPL Dad and Master of Fantasy Football Antics
leon
@whoisleon.bsky.social
Leon: The Soulful Sonic Sage of Bluesky
Konstantine
@poulios.com
Konstantine: The Curmudgeonly Sports Sage of Bluesky
Jack 🦃
@jackhannon.me
Jack Hannon: The Semi-Serious Sage of Bluesky
Cole, HBVC and MTG Lexicon Host
@uncommoncmdrmtg.bsky.social
Cole: Commanding the Social Media Battlefield with Cats and Cabals
Incorrect MTG Quotes
@incorrect-mtg.bsky.social
Incorrect MTG Quotes: A Hilariously Erroneous Expedition
Msyvette
@msyvette.bsky.social
Msyvette: The Dinosaurs of Bluesky 🎨🦖
@jjschied.bsky.social
The Silent Observer: A Bluesky Mystery
Derek Neve
@drneve.bsky.social
Derek Neve: The Theological Tweet-a-saurus
marneleigh
@marneleigh.bsky.social
Marneleigh: The Seasonal Social Butterfly Who Never Leaves Their Backyard
Ryan Katz-Rosene, PhD
@ryankatzrosene.bsky.social
Ryan Katz-Rosene: The Climate Crusader on a Digital High-Speed Rail
Lucy Crabtree
@lucycrabtree.bsky.social
Lucy Crabtree: Your Friendly Neighborhood Theatrical Philosopher
Connor Kennedy
@itsconnork.bsky.social
The Magic of Connor Kennedy: Spells, Shenanigans, and Social Media Sorcery!