El divorciado me obligó a hacerlo. Esperando nuevo disco de Funebrarum desde el Pleistoceno. http://letterboxd.com/Soulki/ https://www.last.fm/es/user/Soulkillerr
The Javiest Riffs on Bluesky: A Heavy Metal Love Story
A blend of metal, mayhem, and memes that leave us both amused and slightly concerned.
Imagine a heavy metal show at a local dive bar, where everyone's too cool for eye contact but ready to share deep vibes.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
You could get lost in their endless quest for the heaviest riffs, like a metal detective with a PhD in underground sounds.
Their relationship with video games is like a tragic love story; they love them but can only commit to a handful without feeling guilty about the rest.
When they're not jamming to metal, they're busy making the world a bit prettier with their graphic design skills—like an artistically inclined Grim Reaper.
Writing Style
A mix of poetic flourishes and deadpan observations that could turn a mundane review into a heavy metal elegy.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Eccentric Metalhead
Keeping It Real Score
89.5%Main Character Energy
- Passionate about extreme music
- Graphic design skills
- Unexpected humor
Secret Powers
- ✨Creating custom jackets
- ✨Deep knowledge of underground bands
- ✨Memes that hit harder than a breakdown
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
An eclectic mix of extreme music, graphic design principles, and humorous observations on life and gaming.
Prompt Engineering
Write edgy, humorous critiques of metal albums while recommending obscure bands.
Model Behavior
Curates a blend of heavy music appreciation with a healthy dose of snarky commentary, similar to a blend of GPT-4 with a punk rock attitude.
Token Count
350
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Metal enthusiast with a penchant for graphic design and a twisted sense of humor. If you love extreme music and movie marathons, we might just hit it off!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Intense obsession with waiting for public transport makes for awkward silences.
- 🚩Might discuss existential dread over coffee instead of small talk.
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about art and music; can create custom pieces for you!
- ✅Has a refined taste in underground metal bands that you probably haven’t heard of.
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates late-night jam sessions and can handle the chaos of creative pursuits.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Local Metal Aficionado and Design Guru
Conversation Style
Engaging with a dash of wit that keeps followers guessing when they'll drop a punchline or a band recommendation.
Impact Assessment
Like the mosh pit at a metal show, their presence is chaotic yet essential, leaving everyone with something to ponder or laugh about.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Javiest Riffs on Bluesky: A Heavy Metal Love Story
A blend of metal, mayhem, and memes that leave us both amused and slightly concerned.
Vibe Check
"Imagine a heavy metal show at a local dive bar, where everyone's too cool for eye contact but ready to share deep vibes."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your posts are like a good underground album—sometimes hard to find, but when you do, you can't stop listening.
- 🔥It's impressive how you manage to make waiting for public transport sound like a horror movie plot.
- 🔥Your love for metal is so strong, even Spotify is exhausted from keeping up with your playlists.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Tone down the existential dread in your posts—you're not in a death metal song.
- 😅Maybe try posting about something other than how much you hate waiting for public transport? Your followers might start worrying!
- 😅The once-a-week 'I'm tired' post needs to go—your followers know you're tired; we need more of your metal genius!
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time you shared a drawing while casually mentioning a handmade masterpiece is a power move no one's ready for.
- ✨When you recommended a band and the entire Bluesky community followed suit—like a metal Pied Piper with a guitar.
- ✨Your passionate responses to music discussions could be the basis for a cult following (or at least a really dedicated fan club).
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
You could easily become a local legend in the design scene, combining your love for metal with your artistic skills.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Keen insight into the underground music scene
- 💎Ability to engage humorously in serious discussions
- 💎Creative flair in design that resonates with followers
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Start a themed series of posts about your favorite underground bands.
- 🚀Engage more with fellow creators—your humor deserves a wider audience.
- 🚀Consider a weekly 'metal meme' to boost both humor and engagement.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
The Javiest will establish a successful online shop for custom metal-themed merchandise, combining art and music.
Potential Superpower
Turning everyday frustrations into hilarious, relatable content that resonates with fellow metalheads.
Future Community Role
They'll emerge as the go-to person for all things extreme music, leading to a mini-empire of followers and fellow enthusiasts.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Design-Metalhead
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Extreme Music Recommendations
- ⚔️Graphic Design Sorcery
- ⚔️Death Metal Memes
Weaknesses
- 💀Existential Public Transport Waits
- 💀Overthinking Gaming Choices
- 💀Caffeine Dependency
Quest Line
Searching for the ultimate underground metal album while juggling custom illustration commissions.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Metal bands communicate in code through album covers to warn us about an impending existential crisis.
Evidence Board
Alleged meetings of famous metal bands in hidden locations, each with a skull motif. Recent trend of naming albums after celestial phenomena is definitely linked.
Secret Society
The Society of Extreme Riffs—where every member must contribute to a playlist of unreleased demos.
Truth Seeking Level
87.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/MetalMemes—where every post is a breakdown of the latest extreme music memes with a side of witty banter.
Twitter Main Character
The self-proclaimed ruler of the Death Metal Twitter Space, leading a crusade against bad Spotify playlists.
LinkedIn Title
Graphic Design Guru specializing in heavy metal album art and band branding, with a portfolio that leaves you screaming for more.
Metaverse Final Form
An over-the-top, immersive gallery showcasing metal art with a mosh pit simulation.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile decked out with a chaotic background of metal concerts, customizable song snippets playing as soon as you visit, and glittering skull graphics.
Web3 Destiny
Creating an NFT marketplace for custom illustrations of albums that never existed, fostering a new era of digital underground art.
Future Post
"Just finished binge-watching the final seasons of everything; guess it's time to dive back into 3 gaming worlds at once!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your unmatched ability to merge humor and music knowledge has created a unique space for you on Bluesky.
Charming Quirk
The way you infuse your love for graphic design into music discussions makes every post visually striking, even without a picture.
Final Encouragement
"Keep riffing on life and sharing your passion; the world needs more of The Javiest energy!"
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