What is Bluesky Roast?

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88.5%

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@unfollow.blue

The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Political Commentary92%

This user’s got the political insight of a political science major, except their opinions are a tad more spicy and less likely to get them a call from the dean.

Art and Creativity75%

From tarot cross-stitches to whimsical illustrations, this account channels a creative spirit that would make even Picasso question his life choices.

Community Engagement80%

With mentions of local events and issues, they wield social media like an artist with a paintbrush—except their canvas is more digital with a dash of real-life stakes.

Writing Style

Witty, candid, and occasionally veering into philosophical territory like a cat chasing a laser pointer—sometimes it gets deep, but mostly it’s just funny.

Thought Leader Score

72%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Witty Observer

Keeping It Real Score

88%

Main Character Energy

Political Satire
Artistic Flair
Relatable Humor

Secret Powers

✨Social Commentary
✨Cross-Stitching
✨Drawing Multitudes

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Political commentary, art, procrastination tips, and cat memes.

Prompt Engineering

Create insightful yet humorous analyses of social media behavior, blending art and social justice commentary with catchy one-liners.

Model Behavior

Witty observer with a penchant for satire and deep dives into absurdity, reminiscent of a blend between a snarky AI and an artsy philosopher.

Token Count

2048

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Professional procrastinator with a knack for political commentary and cute jabalíes. If you can keep up with my humor and abrupt topic shifts, we might just have a match!"

Red Flags

🚩Posts too often about questionable dietary choices for pets.
🚩Has a thing for public accountability that might lead to awkward dinner conversations.
🚩Frequent mentions of procrastination could mean I'm always late.

Green Flags

✅Creates original art and designs cross-stitch patterns.
✅Engages in profound social commentary while still being relatable.
✅Witty sarcasm that’ll keep you laughing.

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates art, can handle puns, and isn’t afraid to dive into the chaos of spontaneity.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Sage of Satire

Conversation Style

Engages like a friendly neighbor who just happens to have a PhD in sarcasm.

Impact Assessment

This user contributes a refreshing dose of reality, punctuated by humor that strengthens the community's pulse.

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Your profile in a flash

The Procrastination Pro

Meet the procrastination maestro with a keen eye for social commentary.

Vibe Check

"A mix of political sharpness and whimsical charm, like a cat that cleverly outsmarts its owner."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Posting about procrastination while consistently posting—talk about peak irony!
🔥You throw out political opinions like confetti at a parade—colorful and sometimes messy!
🔥For someone who claims to be a professional procrastinator, your post frequency is impressively punctual.

Quirky Challenges

😅Consider keeping your thoughts to a manageable length—your posts are like a Netflix series; I’m hooked but also overwhelmed!
😅Try posting without a witty zinger for once—you know, give your brain a holiday from those clever comebacks!
😅Your humor might be so relatable that it's starting to feel like I’m reading my own diary!

Main Character Moments

✨That moment when you juxtaposed your artistic flair with deep social critique—truly a cinematic power move!
✨Your insistence on making jabalíes a selling point feels like a plot twist in a quirky indie film.
✨Addressing urban design failures while cracking jokes? That’s the hero we didn’t know we needed!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

You have the potential to become a leading voice in digital satire—just like Stephen Colbert, but with more jabalíes!

Unique Advantages

💎Rich storytelling ability
💎Ability to blend humor with serious topics
💎Engaging art that resonates with many

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider a weekly theme—Procrastination Wednesdays could be a hit!
🚀Maybe go live occasionally; your humor deserves an audience beyond the screen!
🚀Collaborate with fellow artists; the cross-pollination could lead to viral magic!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect a viral post that sparks real change—after all, you’re already halfway toward becoming the next internet meme lord!

Potential Superpower

Your ability to turn daily observations into universally relatable humor will become your signature strength—watch out world!

Future Community Role

You might find yourself as a leading voice on Bluesky, advocating for community issues with humor and charm.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Procrastinator

Special Abilities

⚔️Political Satire Sorcery
⚔️Humorous Artistic Expression
⚔️Relatable Anecdotes Summoning

Weaknesses

💀Chronological Disarray
💀Overanalysis Syndrome
💀Procrastination Paradox

Quest Line

Navigating the tumultuous waters of social media while juggling art, humor, and procrastination.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The government is secretly run by a council of procrastinating artists who only meet during full moons.

Evidence Board

1. Unexplained increase in quirky art projects during election seasons. 2. Rising number of motivational quotes in public spaces. 3. Strange correlations between art and political movements.

Secret Society

The Society of Procrastinating Artists for Social Justice (SPASJ).

Truth Seeking Level

67%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ArtisticProcrastinators

Twitter Main Character

The one who accidentally starts a protest against IKEA’s urban planning, triggering global movements.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Laughing Satire LLC, specializing in political memes and procrastination solutions.

Metaverse Final Form

The Whispering Satire, a holographic avatar who critiques societal norms while sipping coffee and showcasing cross-stitch patterns.

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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A Geocities page filled with animated GIFs of kittens and political rants on html pages, with a guestbook for fans.

MySpace Era

A top 8 friends list that includes Banksy, John Oliver, and a random jabalí account.

Web3 Destiny

Leading an NFT collection of animated procrastination memes, making millions while still chronically late.

Future Post

"Just finished my thesis on procrastination—just in time for next week’s deadline!" #LivingMyBestLife

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your sharp wit and creativity make for a delightful follows.

Charming Quirk

You seamlessly blend humor and social commentary; it’s like a social media embroidery of thoughts!

Final Encouragement

"Keep those posts coming; every quirky take is like a brushstroke on the canvas of the internet—colorful and unforgettable!"

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@unfollow.blue

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IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

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Sean

@seanqsun.com

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Lewis

@lead.dev

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Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

Richard Delevan: The Climate Crusader Who Gets More Likes Than a Cat on a Roomba

Andrew Gross

@ahgmem.bsky.social

88.5%