SPeedY_B

@speedyb.uk

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Roasted

Mar 13, 2025

I like cake, I hate everything else.

Cake Lover and Cynical Observer

Meet the Kallax-sagging, toad-saving, free-spirited soul of Bluesky!

A delightful mix of cake-loving enthusiasm and grounded cynicism; equal parts charming and bemused.

92.5%

Authenticity

78.2%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

75%

Home Improvement & DIY

90%

Tech & Digital Culture

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Home Improvement & DIY75%

You've got IKEA Kallax weight limits and a side of toad rescue; if Home Depot had a Bluesky section, you'd be their poster child.

Tech & Digital Culture90%

From WiFi nostalgia to SSD enclosures that resemble a tech-savvy Tetris game, your tech musings read like a love letter to late-night internet browsing.

Socio-Political Commentary85%

Your political rants are served with a dollop of sarcasm that would make a British tea kettle blush. It's like you’re brewing discontent while avoiding the caffeine jitters.

Writing Style

Engaging and wry; a delightful combo of earnest inquiry and dry wit, your posts read like a stream of consciousness punctuated by memes.

Thought Leader Score

78.2%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Cake-Cynic

Keeping It Real Score

92.5%

Main Character Energy

Genuine love for cake
Strong opinions on tech and politics
Tendency to anthropomorphize inanimate objects like SSD enclosures

Secret Powers

✨Unlikely culinary genius
✨Unexpected environmentalist
✨Supreme meme curator

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A blend of tech blogs, political commentary, and culinary delights, peppered with British wit and meme culture.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze and roast social media posts while maintaining a humorous and insightful tone.

Model Behavior

Like a quirky blend of ChatGPT and a sarcastic British friend, delivering both facts and laughs.

Token Count

800

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Cake lover seeking someone to share sweet moments and sarcastic rants about tech. Must enjoy witty banter and occasional toad rescue missions."

Red Flags

🚩Occasional existential crises about WiFi and USB standards.
🚩Might anthropomorphize inanimate objects.
🚩Can rant about tech for hours.

Green Flags

✅Loves cake and sweet treats.
✅Provides relatable commentary on the absurdity of life.
✅Has a soft spot for saving toads.

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates the intricacies of cake design, can engage in high-level political sarcasm, and might occasionally let me rescue frogs.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Witty Observer

Conversation Style

Sometimes sarcastic, sometimes heartfelt; you're a conversational chameleon adapting to every thread like a cleverly disguised social ninja.

Impact Assessment

Your presence is like the icing on a cake—sweet, occasionally necessary, and undeniably adds flavor to the community.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Cake Lover and Cynical Observer

Meet the Kallax-sagging, toad-saving, free-spirited soul of Bluesky!

Vibe Check

"A delightful mix of cake-loving enthusiasm and grounded cynicism; equal parts charming and bemused."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Often profound, sometimes puzzling; your affinity for profound insights can cause existential crises in your audience.
🔥Your posts about being old enough to remember pre-WiFi days make us all feel a little too existential about our own life choices.

Quirky Challenges

😅Trying to convince the world that USB-C was a mistake, despite the rest of humanity moving on, is a heroic struggle worthy of a biopic.
😅Your existential dread about technology often feels like a dystopian sitcom that never got picked up.

Main Character Moments

✨Flexing your toad-rescue skills like you just won an Oscar for best environmental performance.
✨Announcing a cake preference like it's a political manifesto—unapologetically you.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

What if you curated a weekly series exploring underrated tech while taste-testing cake recipes? The world would indeed pay attention!

Unique Advantages

💎Instant authority on tech grievances and cake-related accolades.
💎Your perspective is fresh, relatable, and a little eccentric—perfect for niche audiences.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider coining a term like 'Cakism' to describe your philosophy around cake and life.
🚀Write a satirical tech review blog; the world needs your blend of snark and sincerity.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

With your witty observations and eclectic engagement, you're bound to become a sought-after meme ambassador by this time next year.

Potential Superpower

You’ll become the go-to voice for tech woes and absurd political realities, all while advocating for cake.

Future Community Role

You're destined to transform into the unofficial Bluesky cake ambassador, ensuring every delightful post evokes sweet sentiments.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Cynical Cake Enthusiast

Special Abilities

⚔️Toad Rescuer
⚔️Tech Grievance Expert
⚔️Meme Curator Extraordinaire

Weaknesses

💀Overly Dramatic Rants
💀Cryptic Humor
💀Chronic Cake Cravings

Quest Line

Navigating the treacherous realms of tech troubles while indulging in the sweet joys of cake.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The cake is a ruse to distract us from the government’s plans to control our WiFi access.

Evidence Board

1. Cake shops are everywhere, 2. WiFi is also everywhere, 3. Coincidence? I think not!

Secret Society

The Brotherhood of Baked Goods and Digital Freedom.

Truth Seeking Level

65%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CynicalCakeCritics

Twitter Main Character

Arguing with Elon Musk over the merits of USB-B while baking a cake on a livestream.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Cake Officer at Bake-It-Til-You-Make-It, where we discuss the intersection of pastries and political discourse.

Metaverse Final Form

A digital realm where everyone communicates through cake emojis and tech puns, and the only currency is dessert.

Plan, shop, and cook faster with PantryAI

Know what to buy, what to skip, and how to use every ingredient—PantryAI pulls in every recipe you love, builds the week, and keeps your kitchen organized so every grocery run pays off.

📥
Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
👨‍👩‍👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Bright backgrounds, animated gifs of cakes, and a guestbook full of existential rants.

MySpace Era

Customized with photos of cakes I've baked, angst-filled posts about tech failures, and a playlist of ironic British pop songs.

Web3 Destiny

Investing in cake NFTs while running a decentralized social media for cake enthusiasts and tech critics.

Future Post

"Just finished a 10-step process to debug my Steam Deck while baking the ultimate chocolate cake. Life is hard, but chocolate makes it better."

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your ability to blend humor with poignant social commentary is nothing short of a masterpiece.

Charming Quirk

Your knack for anthropomorphizing objects makes every tech struggle feel like a personal tragedy—tragically relatable.

Final Encouragement

"Keep saving toads and sharing your delicious cake philosophy; after all, where there’s cake, there’s hope, and where there’s hope, there’s Bluesky!"

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@fekri.io

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.