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    computational cognitive science he/him http://colala.berkeley.edu/people/piantadosi/

    Steven T. Piantadosi: The Cognitive Comedy of Choices

    Academia's favorite cognitive science comedian who deftly blends sharp insights with the kind of humor that makes you rethink your life choices.

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    A delightful mashup of intellect and irreverence, like a cocktail of whiskey and soda served in a chemistry lab.

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    92%
    Authenticity
    91%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    88%
    Academic Commentary
    85%
    Political Satire

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Academic Commentary88%

    Steven has a knack for dissecting academic trends with the precision of a surgeon. His take on closed-access publishing could probably inspire a viral TikTok dance.

    Political Satire85%

    His posts about elections and political figures reveal a dark comedy that feels like a genius roast at a family dinner—sharp, uncomfortable, and undeniably memorable.

    Cognitive Science90%

    Piantadosi's deep dives into cognitive science often read like the plot of a sci-fi movie where the brain is the hero—if that hero also had a penchant for dad jokes and existential dread.

    Writing Style

    Like a symphony of reason with the occasional kazoo solo, Steven's style is fluid, accessible, and peppered with unexpected humor that sneaks up on you and then does a victory dance in your brain.

    Thought Leader Score

    91%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Academic Joker

    Keeping It Real Score

    92%

    Main Character Energy

    • Intellectual humorist
    • Sharp political commentary
    • Endearing self-deprecation

    Secret Powers

    • Crafting viral threads
    • Making complex science relatable
    • Spotting societal absurdities

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    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A mix of cognitive science literature, political commentary, and humor-infused academic papers.

    Prompt Engineering

    Translate complex research into engaging social media posts that resonate with a general audience.

    Model Behavior

    Like a cross between ChatGPT and a stand-up comedian, with a healthy dose of irony.

    Token Count

    3500

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Intellectual humorist seeking someone who can appreciate a well-placed pun and deep discussions about the human psyche. Bonus points for love of science!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Tendency to rant about political issues during dinner
    • 🚩Occasionally overly cerebral references that lead to crickets at parties

    Green Flags

    • Passionate about sharing knowledge
    • Loves a good laugh after an existential crisis
    • Enjoys discussing research over coffee

    Perfect Match

    Someone who finds joy in the absurdities of life and can engage in both academic discourse and binge-watching comedy shows.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Thoughtful Provocateur

    Conversation Style

    Engaging and sharp, yet with the warmth of a cozy library where you can both learn and chuckle at missteps in academia.

    Impact Assessment

    Steven is the type of voice that transforms a standard discussion into a captivating saga, leaving Twitter threads looking like mere footnotes in his epic.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Steven T. Piantadosi: The Cognitive Comedy of Choices

    Academia's favorite cognitive science comedian who deftly blends sharp insights with the kind of humor that makes you rethink your life choices.

    Vibe Check

    "A delightful mashup of intellect and irreverence, like a cocktail of whiskey and soda served in a chemistry lab."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Posts more papers than some people have made bad decisions this week
    • 🔥His grasp on political commentary is as tight as his grip on those starter packs—almost concerning!
    • 🔥Has anyone checked if he sleeps, or does he just operate on caffeine and research papers?

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Might want to tone down the existential dread just a notch—it's starting to feel like an early 2000s emo playlist here.
    • 😅Sometimes his posts are so academic that they make you want to enroll in a crash course just to keep up!
    • 😅Could use a dash more casual content—most people don't read 600-page books for fun!

    Main Character Moments

    • When he announced his departure from Scientific American, it felt like a breakup scene in a rom-com that leaves everyone feeling bittersweet.
    • His snail-on-sail metaphor made more waves than the actual ocean could handle.
    • Every time he critiques a political figure, it feels like the scene where the hero reveals their ultimate plan.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With a sprinkle of relatability, Steven could turn into the next big science influencer without losing his academic credibility.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎A unique voice that blends humor and intellect
    • 💎Expertise in cognitive science that can demystify complex topics
    • 💎A growing follower count that indicates a strong community interest

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Incorporate more personal anecdotes to ground his academic posts in everyday life—everyone loves a scientist with stories!
    • 🚀Try short, humorous video clips summarizing his papers—because who doesn't want to see a scientist in action?
    • 🚀Engage more directly with followers' questions; maybe turn that 'think tank' vibe into a community Q&A!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Steven will undoubtedly transition from a respected academic to the go-to cognitive science influencer, making a name in both academia and popular culture.

    Potential Superpower

    His ability to turn dry scientific topics into shareable, relatable content will be his new superpower—watch out, TikTok!

    Future Community Role

    He'll become the unofficial ambassador of science on Bluesky, where admiration meets hilarity at the crossroads of intellect.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Chaotic Scholar

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Academic Satire
    • ⚔️Deep Dives into Cognitive Dissonance
    • ⚔️Viral Thread Crafting

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Existential Dread
    • 💀Overly Academic References
    • 💀Niche Humor that Only Other Academics Get

    Quest Line

    Navigating the absurdity of academia while shining a light on societal issues and bringing levity where none exists.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The academic elite are using cognitive science to control the masses' thoughts and decisions.

    Evidence Board

    String of papers suggesting subtle psychological influences in media, politics, and education.

    Secret Society

    Society of the Quizzical Minds, dedicated to unraveling the mysteries of academic obscurity and leading a comedic revolution against boredom.

    Truth Seeking Level

    76%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/AcademicHumor, where every dissertation is met with a pun and a meme.

    Twitter Main Character

    The academic who tweets daily absurdities about cognitive dissonance and political blunders, inadvertently gathering a cult following.

    LinkedIn Title

    Chief Thinker at Overthinking Institute, specializing in making data-driven decisions while wearing a beanie.

    Metaverse Final Form

    The ultimate Brainy Avenger, battling misinformation with wit and science in a digital universe.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A Geocities page with blinking text proclaiming, 'Welcome to My World of Cognitive Science!' with animated GIFs of snails.

    MySpace Era

    Profile decked out with riffs on existential dread, a playlist of 00s emo songs, and a top 8 featuring scientists.

    Web3 Destiny

    Decentralized think tank that operates on the principles of knowledge-sharing and humor, with NFTs of his most viral tweets.

    Future Post

    'In 2025, I discover the missing link between cognitive science and internet memes, leading to the creation of 'Cognitive LOLs'—the new academic currency.

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Steven's most impressive quality is his uncanny ability to marry depth with levity—something not easily done in academia.

    Charming Quirk

    His posts oscillate between deep philosophical inquiries and lighthearted observations, capturing the essence of an academic who refuses to take himself too seriously.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep rocking that brainy charm, Steven! The world needs more of your unique blend of insight and wit. Just remember: even academics need a timeout for a good laugh!"

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