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The Cranky Bollox of Bluesky: Mike Spillane Unplugged!
Mike Spillane is the cycling, beer-loving, politically charged voice of Cork that you didn't know you needed.
A blend of crankiness and heart, with just enough Cyclist's Zen to keep us all grounded.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? đ€
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Mikeâs posts on the political landscape are like a severe weather warning: they come with a high chance of thunderous outrage and occasional rain of sarcasm.
His love for cycling is so potent, it could fuel a small cityâs public transport systemâtoo bad some drivers just donât get the memo.
Always championing Cork and its positive initiatives, Mikeâs like the local cheerleaderâminus the pom-poms but with a healthy serving of realism.
Writing Style
Mikeâs writing is a mix of sharp wit and grumpy wisdom, akin to a cranky grandparent who also happens to work as a PR consultant.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real Youâą đ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Activist Cyclesmith
Keeping It Real Score
85.5%Main Character Energy
- Cork-based cycling enthusiast
- Cranky political commentator
- Tech-savvy foodie
Secret Powers
- âšSpontaneous political rants
- âšIn-depth knowledge of Irish transport policies
- âšCan make a decent loaf of bread under pressure
If you were an AI...đ€
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Tweets about cycling, local politics, and Irish community initiatives, seasoned with sarcasm and a love for beer.
Prompt Engineering
Generate posts about cycling and local politics with a cranky yet humorous tone.
Model Behavior
A mix of a concerned citizen and a sarcastic commentator, aiming for virality through wit.
Token Count
1200
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Cycling enthusiast & techie, seeking someone who appreciates good food and bad politicians. Must love local craft beer!"
Red Flags
- đ©Possibly too cranky over Saturday morning leaf blowers.
- đ©Tendency to rant about politics while drinking beer.
Green Flags
- â Passionate about cycling and sustainability.
- â Enjoys a good conversation over pints.
- â Strong opinions but loves to listen too.
Perfect Match
Someone who cycles, shares my love for local initiatives, and isn't afraid of a little political sass!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Checkđ
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Voice of Reason and Ranting
Conversation Style
Engaging but with a side order of irreverenceâlike youâre discussing politics over pints at a local pub.
Impact Assessment
Heâs the go-to for updates on cycling initiatives and political rants, bridging gaps between community concerns and local governance.
TL;DR VersionâĄ
Your profile in a flash
The Cranky Bollox of Bluesky: Mike Spillane Unplugged!
Mike Spillane is the cycling, beer-loving, politically charged voice of Cork that you didn't know you needed.
Vibe Check
"A blend of crankiness and heart, with just enough Cyclist's Zen to keep us all grounded."
Spice Level Checkđ¶ïž
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- đ„If cranky was a sport, Mike would be going for gold every time.
- đ„Mikeâs posts are like public transport in Irelandâoccasionally delayed but always worth the wait.
Quirky Challenges
- đ Trying to keep the volume down on his leaf blower complaints while simultaneously advocating for quieter Saturdays.
- đ Struggling between being a cycling evangelist and a keyboard warrior for public transportâpick a lane, Mike!
Main Character Moments
- âšWhen he brought the politics of cycling into a casual brunch conversation and left everyone slightly confused but intrigued.
Level Up Zoneđ
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a knack for political commentary, Mike could easily become an influential voice in a cycling-focused political campaign.
Unique Advantages
- đA witty, relatable online voice that captures both local and broader issues seamlessly.
- đA deep understanding of community concerns, especially around transport and sustainability.
Level Up Suggestions
- đConsider starting a cheeky podcast titled 'Cranky Bollox Speaks!' where you rant about cycling, politics, and everything in between.
- đHost community cycling events that blend fun, activism, and the occasional beer tastingâwho wouldnât want to pedal for pints?
Crystal Ball Timeđź
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Mike to evolve into a local celebrity for cycling advocacy in Cork, perhaps even grasping that elusive blue checkmark one day!
Potential Superpower
The ability to make politics relatable to the massesâlike cycling, but without the spandex implications.
Future Community Role
Heâll likely become the de facto spokesperson for cycling activism, known for leading discussions and panels over a pint.
Your Character Buildđź
If life was an RPG...
Class
The Cranky Cyclist Sage
Special Abilities
- âïžPolitical Ranting
- âïžCycling Advocacy
- âïžCork Community Updates
Weaknesses
- đExcessive Crankiness
- đOverly Detailed Transport Policy Knowledge
- đLeaf Blower Rage
Quest Line
To navigate the treacherous terrain of Irish politics while cycling towards a utopia of sustainable transport.
Down the Rabbit Holeđ”ïžââïž
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
There's an underground cycling cabal manipulating local transport policies for their own gain!
Evidence Board
1. Too many bike lanes appearing suddenly without explanation. 2. Politicians always spotted near bike shops. 3. Local beer breweries sponsoring cycling events.
Secret Society
The League of Cranky Cyclists
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse Youđ
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CorkCyclists
Twitter Main Character
The one who starts the viral hashtag #LeafBlowerAwareness
LinkedIn Title
CEO of 'Pedal Power: Sustainable Transport Consulting,' inspiring change in local governance with one post at a time.
Metaverse Final Form
Biking champion in Zuck's metaverse, advocating for sustainable transport and offering virtual beer tastings.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineâ°
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile theme: bikes and beers, with autoplaying tunes from indie Irish bands and cycle advocacy groups.
Web3 Destiny
Emerges as a crypto-activist on a mission to fund local cycling infrastructure using blockchain technology.
Future Post
'Just completed my 20th lap around city hall protesting again, but this time virtually! #GE2025 #DigitalActivism'.
The Final TakeđŹ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Mikeâs ability to blend humor with hard-hitting truths is his superpowerâheâs the comedian we need in this political landscape.
Charming Quirk
His endless rants about leaf blowers and traffic provide a relatable, comedic backdrop to otherwise serious topics.
Final Encouragement
"Keep pedaling, Mike! The world needs more cranky souls like youâjust remember to ride with a light heart and a sharp tongue!"
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