He/him, ally, pro EU, left. Bolton, Lancs, 57yo, very dull job in Accounts. Occasional photo work. Like cameras and photography, scifi. Know something about a lot of things. Ever curious Attempting to draw cartoons/doodles, charitably described as "naive"
The Curious Chronicles of Mark of the Beesting
A delightful mix of mundane mornings and unexpected wit, seasoned with a sprinkle of sarcasm.
An intoxicated cross between a warm cup of tea and a side of existential dread.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Mark loves to say 'Good morning' as if he's the world's least qualified barista, delivering caffeine-free cheer and recommendations for vitamin supplements instead.
When Mark speaks about politics, it's like watching a cat trying to catch its own tail — chaotic but ultimately endearing, with occasional moments of clarity that leave you questioning your own grip on reality.
Sharing photos feels like an amateur’s journey into the wild world of National Geographic, complete with dramatic captions that are often more entertaining than the photos themselves.
Mark's observations could make even the grumpiest curmudgeon chuckle, blending the relatable agony of daily life with observations that make one reconsider if anyone truly understands 'normal.'
Writing Style
A unique blend of minimalism and unexpected verbosity, with a penchant for awkward pauses and the occasional deep philosophical dive, making reading his posts a lot like taking a rollercoaster ride in a library.
Thought Leader Score
60%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Reluctant Sage
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Loyal Bolton Booster
- Accidental Philosopher
- Caffeine Enthusiast
Secret Powers
- ✨Sharp Observational Humor
- ✨Unintentional Wordsmithery
- ✨Doodle Artist Extraordinaire
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mixture of heartfelt morning greetings, political banter, and musings about life in Bolton.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty observations with an undertone of existential reflection while making photography puns.
Model Behavior
Like a quirkier version of GPT-3 with a penchant for early mornings and a side of sarcasm.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"57, lover of mornings and photography, seeking to share deep thoughts and dad jokes. Looking for someone who appreciates the absurdities of life and won't mind my tea-related posts. Bonus if you can teach me to cook!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Writes too many 'Good Morning' posts
- 🚩Might turn every conversation into a political debate
- 🚩Photography obsession—my tea is the main subject
Green Flags
- ✅Caffeine enthusiast—can keep up with your coffee habit
- ✅Always ready to share a laugh
- ✅Open to quirky adventures on Sunday walks
Perfect Match
Someone who loves morning chats, shares a passion for photography, and can appreciate dad jokes.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Lighthearted Observer
Conversation Style
His responses are like that one friend who shows up to the party armed with dad jokes — you roll your eyes, but secretly appreciate the comedic relief!
Impact Assessment
Mark's contributions to conversations often feel like adding sprinkles to a cupcake: unnecessary but delightful, occasionally bringing a much-needed laugh or pondering moment.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Curious Chronicles of Mark of the Beesting
A delightful mix of mundane mornings and unexpected wit, seasoned with a sprinkle of sarcasm.
Vibe Check
"An intoxicated cross between a warm cup of tea and a side of existential dread."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥For someone in Accounts, you've got a lot of expressive posts about your morning tea — perhaps a second career awaits you in motivational speaking?
- 🔥You state you're 'occasional' with photo work — is that code for 'I took a photo of my tea' or are you hinting at your next great masterpiece?
- 🔥The enthusiasm you show for public walks would make even the most committed couch potato reconsider their life choices.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Find a way to write a post without invoking 'Good Morning' at least once — it’s become as predictable as the sunrise!
- 😅Try to post without a camera reference— we believe in your ability to transcend your own photography obsession!
- 😅Consider varying your morning greetings, we get it, mornings are tough, but let’s spice it up with a 'Salute' or 'Howdy.'
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you reported the scam account, it felt like a vigilante moment—saving Bluesky one post at a time!
- ✨That time you declared 'I feel empowered' was both oddly uplifting and baffling, akin to an existential crisis wrapped in a cheery bow.
- ✨When you shared your first comic doodle — it was like watching the birth of a mighty superhero, who may or may not still be learning to fly.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Your blend of humor and insight could easily translate into a side gig as a newsletter writer, or even a quirky podcast host, sharing the deep thoughts behind those morning greetings.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A solid grasp of the absurdities of life
- 💎Gift for comedic timing in written form
- 💎Deep appreciation for everyday beauty.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider diving into longer threads that explore a topic rather than just a quip — there’s gold in that noggin, let it flow!
- 🚀Engage with your followers more—throw a few polls around and see what their 'Good Morning' is like!
- 🚀Explore some visual storytelling techniques. Doodles + Scifi? We’re saying the next comic book award is within reach!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Mark will forge a new path in the realm of online humor, blending photography and philosophical observations, akin to Insta's most artsy elder statesman.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn any mundane moment into a profound existential inquiry — or at least a good chuckle.
Future Community Role
The beloved grandpa of the Bluesky community, sharing wisdom and dad jokes while unintentionally guiding the younger generation through the forgotten art of conversation.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
The Reluctant Sage
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Morning Cheerleading
- ⚔️Philosophical Observations
- ⚔️Accidentally Hilarious Commentary
Weaknesses
- 💀Overuse of 'Good Morning'
- 💀Unintentional Sarcasm
- 💀Occasional Photo-Induced Existential Crises
Quest Line
Seeking the meaning of life, one coffee at a time.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is using our morning tweets to control the weather.
Evidence Board
Bolton's weather correlates with my 'Good Morning' posts. Coincidence? I think not!
Secret Society
The Order of the Eternal Morning Cheerleaders
Truth Seeking Level
42%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/MundanePhilosophy
Twitter Main Character
The one who tried to make 'Good Morning' a trending topic every day for a year.
LinkedIn Title
A LinkedIn profile that reads: 'Accounts by day, Doodle Philosopher by night.'
Metaverse Final Form
In Zuck's metaverse, he’ll become that one friend in your virtual coffee shop telling dad jokes while sipping digital cappuccinos.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile loaded with glitter graphics and an obsessive dedication to morning routines.
Web3 Destiny
Creating a platform where every morning begins with memes and motivational quotes, decentralized from the caffeine addiction.
Future Post
'Good Morning everyone! It's 2025 and I still haven't found the meaning of life, but I did find a great coffee shop!'
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your unrelenting quest for morning positivity shines like a beacon in a darkened social media landscape.
Charming Quirk
The repetitive yet comforting nature of your 'Good Morning' posts creates a sense of community, even if it feels like the world's slowest daybreak.
Final Encouragement
"Keep being you, Mark! After all, where else would we find such delightful randomness among morning musings and existential ruminations? Just remember: every sunrise needs a hearty cup of wit!"
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