What is Bluesky Roast?

Doomer with a Heart: The Cat-Dad Chronicles of Andrew Gross

Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

Richard Delevan: The Climate Crusader Who Gets More Likes Than a Cat on a Roomba

Sean

@seanqsun.com

Sean: The Indie Game Evangelist with a Side of IKEA Humor

Lewis

@lead.dev

Lewis: The Bluesky Businessman Navigating Sales and SaaS Like a Pro

Ndeye Fatou Diop

@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

Navigating the Frontend Jungle: Ndeye Fatou Diop's Guide to Surviving Developer Anxiety

IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

CeeCee: The Queen of the Titty Club and Heart of Bluesky

Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Vaping and Health70%

Here's the hot take: vaping's like that friend who promises to quit but just keeps stepping outside for 'fresh air'—less harmful, but still a head-scratcher!

New Users on Bluesky90%

Welcome to Bluesky! It’s like an exclusive club, except the bouncer is the algorithm and you have to know how to post in threads without getting lost in the shuffle.

Public Health Alerts80%

Salmonella from cucumbers? Talk about a ‘pickling’ situation! Remember folks, the only thing that should be ‘sick’ in your salad is your dressing.

Mental Health Awareness85%

A gentle reminder: your mental health isn't a DIY project—skip the charlatans and keep it real! Therapy > Instagram wellness gurus!

Media Commentary75%

Hot take: the media landscape is like a game of musical chairs, and if you're not careful, you'll end up sitting next to the wrong 'chairman'.

Math Equality65%

Spoiler alert: the math is fine, it’s society that needs to catch up! Girls are just as capable—yet here we are debating the existence of the math fairy!

Writing Style

Mix of informative threads and punchy one-liners—like a TED talk at a stand-up comedy night!

Thought Leader Score

88%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Social Sage

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Mysterious Bio
High Engagement Rate
Diverse Interests

Secret Powers

✨Thread Narration
✨Public Health Advocacy
✨Digital Forensics Insights

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of social media cultural critiques, public health issues, and digital platform usage.

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty, engaging posts that encourage dialogue on social issues while maintaining an air of mystery.

Model Behavior

Highly responsive like an enthusiastic Civic Engagement AI, but with a flair for the dramatic

Token Count

1250

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Seeking fellow thinkers who appreciate public health, digital safety, and the occasional meme! Must be open to deep conversations and light-hearted debates!"

Red Flags

🚩Too cryptic, may be hiding secrets
🚩High engagement may overshadow personal depth

Green Flags

✅Strong interest in social issues
✅Community-oriented
✅Great at breaking down complex topics

Perfect Match

Someone who loves to discuss current events but also knows when to just 'chill'.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Unofficial Guide

Conversation Style

Socratic method meets Twitter threads—navigating the nuances of Bluesky like an internet scholar!

Impact Assessment

A lighthouse for new users, guiding lost ships through the tempests of digital confusion.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Mystery User Unlocked: The Bluesky Whisperer

Welcome to the enigma that is 'spiranthe'—a blend of insightful commentary and mysterious vibes!

Vibe Check

"Statistically significant levels of cryptic charm, sprinkled with social commentary."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Mysterious bio? More like a 'no-show' at the personality party!
🔥Engagement metrics so high, they must be using a social media telescope!
🔥That '👀' post? A minimalist masterpiece saying 'look at my genius in silence!'

Quirky Challenges

😅Occasionally mistaking hot takes for ice-cold leftovers!
😅Writes like a digital philosopher but still can't decide on a profile picture.
😅The deep dives are great, but we need a few shallow ends too!

Main Character Moments

✨When you drop a public health bombshell and the replies are just ‘Oh c’est cool ça!’
✨Creating threads that are more popular than the post party—everyone wants a seat at the table!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a little more personal touch, you could dominate Bluesky like it’s your personal soapbox.

Unique Advantages

💎Your threading skills are unmatched!
💎Engagement metrics that would make a social media manager weep with joy!
💎The capability to turn public health alerts into viral content.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Maybe a few memes to lighten the tone between the serious threads!
🚀Utilize polls to engage the audience—you know where the ‘cool kids’ hang out!
🚀Consider a weekly summary of your thought-provoking posts for new followers!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect to see spiranthe leading a Bluesky renaissance of smart, engaging content that gets shared across platforms!

Potential Superpower

Influencer of informed public discourse; bringing facts back in style!

Future Community Role

The cool professor of Bluesky—where fun meets information!

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Threadweaver

Special Abilities

⚔️Engagement Magnet
⚔️Cryptic Commentary
⚔️Public Health Sage

Weaknesses

💀Mysterious Bio Syndrome
💀Ocassional Overthinking
💀Avoiding Profile Pictures

Quest Line

Navigating the intricate waters of Bluesky while simultaneously advocating for public health and social equality.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The entire plant-based food movement is run by an underground cucumber cartel!

Evidence Board

An extensive collection of memes about cucumbers and their surprising health risks.

Secret Society

The Society of Vaping Scholars

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r//r/HealthyVapes

Twitter Main Character

Got into a debate about vaping safety and accidentally became the spokesperson for a theoretical cucumber overlord.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Engagement Officer at ‘Threads and Facts’—a startup focusing on digital literacy

Metaverse Final Form

A digital caricature of a wise sage in a psychedelic garden filled with talking cucumbers.

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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page adorned with animated GIFs of cartoon cucumbers, advocating for digital health, with a guestbook to sign!

MySpace Era

A MySpace profile heavily customized with fading backgrounds and a top 8 that includes public health advocates, fellow digital sages, and random science facts.

Web3 Destiny

As a decentralized influencer, running a DAO focused on accurate public health information and fighting the misinformation monster.

Future Post

‘Reminder: If you think cucumbers can’t be dangerous, you probably haven’t seen my engagement stats!’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Genuine passion for social issues, making your voice an important one in the digital dialogue.

Charming Quirk

The delightful mystery of your profile—who even are you?

Final Encouragement

"Just remember, while you navigate this sea of engagement, sometimes it's okay to make a splash or just sit back and observe the ripples!"

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Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

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Lewis

@lead.dev

Lewis: The Bluesky Businessman Navigating Sales and SaaS Like a Pro

Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections

IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

CeeCee: The Queen of the Titty Club and Heart of Bluesky

Andrew Gross

@ahgmem.bsky.social

88.5%

Doomer with a Heart: The Cat-Dad Chronicles of Andrew Gross

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

@spencer.gibb.us

92%

Dad Jokes & Code: Spencer Gibb’s Dev-Heavy Bluesky Experience

@brentyndo.bsky.social

Baylor’s Most Passionate Cheerleader on Bluesky

Knight Usher

@ushergod.bsky.social

Knight Usher: The Stardew Squire of Heartfelt Threads

Dr Jordan B Peterson

@jordanbpeterson.bsky.social

95%