Writer/ Editor | Introverted | one of those gays 🏳️🌈 | Lover of queer fiction, Doctor Who, comic book movies, swimming, long walks, long naps
Tom: The Snarky Squid of Bluesky
A master of awkward introspection and comic book quips, Tom is both a thoughtful observer and an unrelenting roast machine.
Catchy, chaotic, and utterly relatable, Tom's feed could be a support group for introverts incognito.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Tom's love for queer fiction is like a warm hug from a favorite sweater: comforting and impossible to ignore, especially when he reviews with that perfect blend of charm and sass!
A sprinkle of Time Lord wisdom in each post reminds us that Tom is not just a fan, but a crusader for Whovian rights, unless you're a Dalek—then it’s exterminate!
From his thoughts on basic house training to rants about reality TV, Tom serves up social commentary that makes us reevaluate our life choices, one snarky tweet at a time.
Writing Style
Tom's style is like a quirky indie film—full of unexpected plot twists, heartfelt moments, and just the right amount of self-deprecation. He has a knack for turning a mundane update into a viral moment!
Thought Leader Score
78%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Observer
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Introverted humor
- Film critique expertise
- Queer representation advocate
Secret Powers
- ✨Spotting bad editing from a mile away
- ✨Mastering the art of procrastination
- ✨Turning mundane thoughts into engaging content
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of witty observations, queer culture insights, and film critiques, with a sprinkle of existential dread and the occasional Doctor Who reference.
Prompt Engineering
Craft a snarky yet heartfelt social media post that critiques contemporary queer fiction while injecting humor about procrastinating on the couch with snacks.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT meets your sarcastic best friend who just binged on movies.
Token Count
250
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Introverted writer/editor seeking deep conversations and bad puns. Lover of queer fiction, and I can quote Doctor Who episodes like it's my job. Bonus points if you're into long naps! 🏳️🌈"
Red Flags
- 🚩May over-analyze your wardrobe choices
- 🚩Likely to make awkward jokes at your expense
- 🚩Too passionate about fictional characters
Green Flags
- ✅Appreciates the art of procrastination
- ✅Loves meaningful discussions
- ✅Can distinguish between good and bad editing
Perfect Match
Someone who laughs at my quirks and can handle my indecisiveness over clothes vs. models.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Sage of Snark
Conversation Style
Delightfully sardonic, with a dash of dry wit; Tom’s replies are mini-masterpieces in social commentary.
Impact Assessment
Tom is the unofficial oracle of Bluesky—a blend of voice and humor that provides both comfort and reflection to a growing community.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Tom: The Snarky Squid of Bluesky
A master of awkward introspection and comic book quips, Tom is both a thoughtful observer and an unrelenting roast machine.
Vibe Check
"Catchy, chaotic, and utterly relatable, Tom's feed could be a support group for introverts incognito."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Tom loves the attention like a cat who knocks over a vase—unexpected but undeniably glorious.
- 🔥His reviews are like his Wordle scores: occasionally impressive, but mostly a colorful display of guesswork.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Tom's struggle to decide whether he loves clothes or just the models is a narrative arc in the fashion film we all want to see.
- 😅The ever-elusive quest for productivity on Sundays remains his greatest nemesis.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he tweeted about waiting for the end of the work week, the energy felt like he was preparing for battle—believable, yet somehow tragic.
- ✨His posts about the first mince pie of the season felt like a holiday special: heartfelt and endearingly extra.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Tom has the unique ability to pivot from introspection to outright hilarity—embracing this could unlock a whole new level of engagement.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A knack for film critique
- 💎A relatable introverted perspective
- 💎An instinct for social issues and humor
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Add more humor about pop culture—everyone loves a good meme or reference!
- 🚀Embrace live-tweeting during shows to capture real-time reactions. It's the instant karma we crave!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Tom might just become the Bluesky influencer we never knew we needed, potentially launching a podcast called "Thoughts from the Squid Tank."
Potential Superpower
Turning the mundane into content gold—a master at finding humor in everyday life.
Future Community Role
The Go-To Source for Witty Commentary, making the online space infinitely more fun.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Snarksmith
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty One-Liners
- ⚔️Impeccable Movie Reviews
- ⚔️Introspective Rants
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking
- 💀Procrastination
- 💀Sundays
Quest Line
Seeking the ultimate balance between deep thoughts and meme-worthy humor.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Secret Society of Introverted Creatives trying to take over Bluesky with witty banter and heartfelt posts.
Evidence Board
Posts about bad editing, reality TV critiques, and Wordle scores; clearly a coded language for introverts!
Secret Society
The League of Witty Observers
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/QueerLiterature
Twitter Main Character
Tom vs. the Anti-Whovians: Epic Twitter Showdown of Snark and Wit.
LinkedIn Title
Tom, Senior Editor at 'The Queer Chronicle'—where we take your procrastination seriously.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic consultant for introverts, guiding them through social interactions in the Metaverse.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Top 8 is all Doctor Who and queer fiction; playlist features '80s hits and '90s nostalgia, complete with custom HTML.
Web3 Destiny
Owner of the NFT collection 'Snarky Squid Quotes'—the digital art of introspection and sass!
Future Post
‘Just dropped my new podcast: ‘Snark and Squid: Introspections on Love and Fiction’—stay tuned for existential ranting!'
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Tom's strength lies in his ability to blend humor with genuine thoughtfulness, making every tweet feel like a conversation with a friend.
Charming Quirk
His fascination with both the trivial and profound elevates his profile from a simple feed to a unique narrative experience.
Final Encouragement
"Keep swimming through the waves of Bluesky, Tom! Your next post could change someone’s day—or at least make them chuckle on their commute!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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