Dirty socialist software dev and functional / technical consultant from Tauranga NZ / Aotearoa || proudly #antifascist || intermittent #photographer || he/him || From the River to the Sea. || kei te tautoko ahau i te tiriti o waitangi
The Not-So-Secret Life of Scott Hansen: A Socio-Political Sieve
Scott navigates the turbulent seas of politics and personal life with equal parts humor and wisdom.
A blend of passionate activism and relatable absurdity, like a protestor with a sense of humor.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Scott’s posts are like a perfectly blended smoothie of outrage and optimism, with a dash of quick-witted snark that leaves you feeling amused yet informed.
From Star Wars to the Haka's metal aesthetic, he draws connections that are often as unexpected as a plot twist in a soap opera, making his commentary both relevant and entertaining.
His attempts to create unity among his followers, while mixing in humor, are like finding a cat meme in an otherwise serious thread – unexpectedly delightful .
Writing Style
Scott's writing style is like a roller coaster that just won’t quit – full of unexpected dips, sharp turns, and that exhilarating feeling of ‘What the heck just happened?!’
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Activist
Keeping It Real Score
92.5%Main Character Energy
- Intermittent humorist
- Politics aficionado
- Star Wars enthusiast
- Community supporter
Secret Powers
- ✨Social commentary through memes
- ✨Crisis management (especially related to packages)
- ✨Expertise in underappreciated 90s sci-fi shows
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of political commentary, pop culture references, and personal anecdotes layered with humor, designed to engage and provoke thought.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty, insightful observations on socio-political topics while maintaining a humorous take on American and New Zealand cultures.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT meets John Oliver—informative yet hilariously irreverent.
Token Count
1200
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Witty activist who loves politics, awkward family moments, and the occasional meme. If you’re into Star Wars and unfiltered takes on contemporary issues, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Talks a lot about politics—might get into deep rants.
- 🚩May complain incessantly about package deliveries.
- 🚩Occasionally attends questionable events with naked hippies.
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about social justice and community building.
- ✅Has great taste in pop culture and can make you laugh.
- ✅Can turn any awkward moment into a comedic masterpiece.
Perfect Match
Someone who can handle intense discussions and the occasional political meme while sharing a love for sci-fi.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Spicy Truth-Teller
Conversation Style
Scott brings the energy of a political rally with the charm of your favorite sitcom character—you’re both engaged and amused, possibly questioning your life choices while laughing.
Impact Assessment
His contributions often feel like fresh air in a stuffy room, providing clarity and humor simultaneously; it's like fairness and fun had a love child and named it Scott.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Not-So-Secret Life of Scott Hansen: A Socio-Political Sieve
Scott navigates the turbulent seas of politics and personal life with equal parts humor and wisdom.
Vibe Check
"A blend of passionate activism and relatable absurdity, like a protestor with a sense of humor."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If complaining were an Olympic sport, Scott would be the gold medalist.
- 🔥His love for ‘Star Wars’ is admirable, but I can't help but wonder if he thinks his opinions are lightsabers—sharp, but can be a bit overdone.
- 🔥Scott’s posts about politics sometimes make me think he’s the only person I know with a PhD in ‘How to be Outraged’.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Needs to stop promoting events that sound like they double as therapy retreats for hipsters.
- 😅Could diversify his diet of ‘politics and Star Wars’ with a side of ‘mildly embarrassing moments’ for well-rounded content.
Main Character Moments
- ✨That moment when he talks about New Zealand politics and sounds like a local superhero fighting injustice.
- ✨The times he bravely faces the absurdity of life, like waiting for a package, and turns it into a relatable saga.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Scott’s potential to be a cultural commentator is like a hidden gem waiting to be buffed up and shown off.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong sense of humor that could rival any stand-up comic.
- 💎A robust understanding of political issues, making him the go-to guy at parties.
- 💎Can connect obscure references like a true internet sage.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Start a series of ‘Relatable Rants’ to engage the followers further.
- 🚀Incorporate more memes to spice up his posts—after all, a little humor never hurt anyone!
- 🚀Host live discussions about current events, lowering the seriousness just enough to spark some fun.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Scott will evolve into the ‘viral activist’—you know, the person whose tweets get turned into TikTok videos.
Potential Superpower
His ability to create thoughtful discourse while making people chuckle on the internet.
Future Community Role
A beloved figurehead for leftist memes and political humor, bringing people together one snarky post at a time.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Informative Activist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Whinge and Moan Mastery
- ⚔️Haka Appreciation
- ⚔️Political Commentary Wizardry
- ⚔️Stand-Up Comedy Vibes
Weaknesses
- 💀Package Anticipation Anxiety
- 💀Star Wars Obsession
- 💀Uninvited Naked Hippie Events
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous waters of New Zealand politics while trying to keep his sanity intact and make people laugh.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
There’s a secret society of naked hippies conspiring to overthrow capitalism one ‘energy healing’ event at a time.
Evidence Board
Posts about naked events, political discontent, and a suspicious affinity for ‘community support’—clearly a front for the hippie uprising!
Secret Society
Society of Naked Activists for Peace (SNAP)—because who wouldn't want to protest with fewer clothes?
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ActivistHumor
Twitter Main Character
Scott drops hard truths while balancing on a skateboard—all while wearing a Star Wars costume.
LinkedIn Title
Senior Political Consultant at ‘ActuallyJustHereForTheMemes Inc.’
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic avatar leading marches while simultaneously streaming his commentary on TikTok.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A heavily customized MySpace with top 8 friends featuring only his favorite political commentators and a playlist of protest songs.
Web3 Destiny
A DAO where members vote on which social justice issues to tackle next, all while trading memes as currency.
Future Post
Just got back from the protest in the metaverse—turns out virtual protesting is just as exhausting as the real thing!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Scott's most impressive quality is his genuine desire to address important issues while keeping it light and relatable.
Charming Quirk
His knack for blending current events with personal anecdotes makes every post feel like it was crafted just for you.
Final Encouragement
"Keep it up, Scott! The world needs your sass and wisdom, sprinkled with the occasional Star Wars reference."
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