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    Simon Späti 🏔️

    @ssp.sh

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    Dad. Technical Author, Data Engineer. Data practitioner (20y) • Writing at ssp.sh since 2015. Focused on the craft of data engineering & storytelling. 📚 vault.ssp.sh • 📖 dedp.online ❯ #dataengineering, #opensource, #writing, #obsidian, #neovim

    Data Dad: Crafting Thoughtful Bytes with a Side of Wit

    Simon Späti blends data engineering and personal storytelling like it’s a fine Swiss chocolate fondue.

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    A delightful mix of intellect and humility, with a dash of dad jokes sprinkled in.

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    87.5%
    Authenticity
    82.5%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Data Engineering
    75%
    Reading & Recommendations

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Data Engineering90%

    Simon approaches data engineering with the finesse of a watchmaker, meticulously piecing together intricate systems while reminding us that even data models have feelings (or should).

    Reading & Recommendations75%

    With book recommendations flowing like Swiss cheese, Simon seems determined to make sure his followers are as well-read as he is—perhaps hoping to find camaraderie in the literary trenches.

    Community Engagement85%

    Simon’s posts are like a cozy fireside chat, inviting discourse like it’s festive holiday tea time. Everyone’s welcome to share their thoughts, as long as they bring a book recommendation or two.

    Writing Style

    A blend of technical jargon laced with philosophical musings, Simon writes like a data-savvy bard, weaving narratives that are both informative and charming—like a TED Talk at a coffee shop.

    Thought Leader Score

    82.5%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Thoughtful Craftsman

    Keeping It Real Score

    87.5%

    Main Character Energy

    • Data Enthusiast
    • Book Aficionado
    • Community Builder

    Secret Powers

    • Quote Sourcing Master
    • Markdown Wizard
    • Life Advice Giver

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A large corpus of texts on data engineering, storytelling, philosophical musings, and community engagement.

    Prompt Engineering

    Analyze data through a lens of storytelling while engaging readers with humor and depth.

    Model Behavior

    Similar to ChatGPT, but with a focus on data and literary references.

    Token Count

    450

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "📚 Data enthusiast looking for meaningful connections through the art of storytelling. Let's talk books, data models, and the mysteries of life!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Tends to go on long rants about data modeling
    • 🚩May quote philosophers at inappropriate times
    • 🚩Overly enthusiastic about Markdown files

    Green Flags

    • Avid reader with great book recommendations
    • Engaging conversationalist who values connection
    • Open to sharing life experiences and insights

    Perfect Match

    Someone who appreciates a good data anecdote and loves curling up with a great book.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    Wise Sage of Data and Stories

    Conversation Style

    Engages thoughtfully, often dropping wisdom nuggets while keeping it casual—like the cool dad in the data playground.

    Impact Assessment

    Simon fosters an engaging atmosphere where knowledge blooms and every post feels like an invitation to a workshop on life and data.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Data Dad: Crafting Thoughtful Bytes with a Side of Wit

    Simon Späti blends data engineering and personal storytelling like it’s a fine Swiss chocolate fondue.

    Vibe Check

    "A delightful mix of intellect and humility, with a dash of dad jokes sprinkled in."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Sometimes I feel like I’m reading data literature instead of tweets—where's the plot twist?
    • 🔥If Simon had a dollar for every Markdown file he referenced, he'd fund a small library.
    • 🔥Your enthusiasm for data models is inspiring, bordering on a full-blown love affair!

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Could you *not* remind us of every book you've read since kindergarten? Just kidding, we love it!
    • 😅Try to let loose once in a while—maybe post a cat meme? Not all posts need an abstract!

    Main Character Moments

    • Declaring the importance of a semantic layer while most of us are just trying to figure out what to have for dinner.
    • Dropping profound quotes like they're hot takes at a data science conference—someone get this man a podium!

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    If Simon harnessed the power of viral memes, he could elevate his posts to a level of fame rivaling cat videos.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Expert in making technical concepts relatable
    • 💎Ability to curate discussions around complex topics
    • 💎Natural storyteller with a knack for connecting with audiences

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider lighter content for a change—how about 'Data Dad Jokes: A Paternal Perspective'?
    • 🚀Maybe add a personal touch with anecdotes about your own 'pathless path'—we want to know your journey, not just your data!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Simon might just become the next data influencer, turning insights into a full-time gig—complete with a podcast.

    Potential Superpower

    Transforming complex data discussions into engaging narratives that even your grandma would love.

    Future Community Role

    A bridge between the technical and the casual user, democratizing data knowledge across platforms.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Thoughtful Data Wizard

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Crafting insightful data narratives
    • ⚔️Quote sourcing from tech luminaries
    • ⚔️Creating community-engaging conversations

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Occasional over-excitement about data architecture
    • 💀Overly technical jargon may confuse the casual reader
    • 💀Tendency to post book recommendations like they're on a must-read list for survival

    Quest Line

    To demystify data engineering and bring joy to the world through thoughtful storytelling.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    There's a secret society of data engineers controlling the narrative of all social media platforms.

    Evidence Board

    A collection of obscure yet fascinating data models pinned to a board, connected with red string; whispers of AI predictions that actually came true.

    Secret Society

    The Order of the Data Guardians—dedicated to maintaining data integrity and literacy.

    Truth Seeking Level

    78%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r//r/DataDreamers: A safe haven for data enthusiasts and existential musings.

    Twitter Main Character

    Engaging in a heated debate over the best Markdown syntax to use in a viral thread about productivity tools.

    LinkedIn Title

    Chief Data Storyteller at DataAlchemy Inc., revolutionizing how companies approach data narratives.

    Metaverse Final Form

    The Zen Data Sage, guiding avatars through the realms of data in a serene virtual landscape.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > An early HTML site dedicated to data modeling with clips of his favorite books and algorithms.

    MySpace Era

    An over-customized MySpace with glittery backgrounds featuring his favorite quotes, a Top 8 of data friends, and a playlist with Sum 41 on repeat.

    Web3 Destiny

    Becoming a data influencer with a DAO dedicated to open-sourcing data practices and storytelling.

    Future Post

    Reflecting on the past decade of data engineering—what have we learned and where are we headed next?

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Simon's capacity to intertwine data engineering with storytelling is nothing short of a superpower.

    Charming Quirk

    His consistent habit of quoting others makes his posts feel like a well-curated book club—where everyone’s invited.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep blending that data and storytelling, Simon! You're like a data smoothie—healthy for the mind and refreshing all around!"

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