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Your go-to source for brutal honesty wrapped in statistical insights!
Mixing statistics with sarcasm—it's like a piñata full of data and punchlines!
"Your content DNA, decoded
From Rebecca Black's mythical Friday origins to the absurdity of actors who change roles like they're changing socks—this statistician isn't here for your Hollywood illusions!
Election results? Boring! This account treats politics like reality TV and serves up hot takes that would make even the most serious pundit chuckle.
With a PhD in AI and stats, this profile melds expertise with a biting sense of humor, ensuring that numbers never felt so relatable (or infuriating!).
Sharp, succinct, and with a flair for sarcasm—like a formula you didn't know you needed for your daily dose of truth and laughter!
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Cynical Statistician with a Heart of Gold
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
A mix of statistical analysis, pop culture critiques, and political commentary, heavily infused with sarcasm and humor.
Generate witty takes on statistics, political events, and social trends with a sarcastic twist.
Like a GPT version of John Oliver, blending comedy with deep dives into current affairs.
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"PhD researcher in AI and stats with a penchant for dark humor and political commentary. Will judge you based on your understanding of election results and your taste in mugs. If you can handle a kombucha-loving grump, we might just get along."
Someone who loves data as much as they love memes.
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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Your social vibe analysis
The Curmudgeonly Voice of Reason
The friend who rolls their eyes but still shows up with snacks—always ready to engage, critique, and roast!
A blend of humor and insight, elevating the community from the mundane to the memorable—because who wants to scroll through bland posts?
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Your go-to source for brutal honesty wrapped in statistical insights!
"Mixing statistics with sarcasm—it's like a piñata full of data and punchlines!"
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Your character progression
Your wit is like a high-value stock—just waiting to soar!
Your future, decoded
Expect more viral tweets that combine snark with statistical analysis, like a TED Talk for the Twitter generation!
Transforming mundane debates into full-blown Twitter storms—quantitative chaos with a dash of comedy!
Eventually, your influence will grow to the point where you’re basically the grandparent of the Bluesky community—always there with wisdom and a side of sass.
If life was an RPG...
Cynical Statistician
Finding the humor in the statistics of life while igniting debates about the absurdities of pop culture and politics.
Your conspiracy detector
The government is secretly using statistics to manipulate our emotions and shopping habits.
Unexplained spikes in online shopping during polls, the sudden popularity of odd beverage brands during elections.
Statisticians Against the Absurdity—gathering to decode the data behind ridiculous trends in pop culture.
Your variants across platforms
r/r/CynicalStatistics
Pointing out the absurdities of pop culture in a trending thread about movie remakes.
PhD in AI and Stats, running a startup that analyzes memes for emotional impact on society.
A virtual grumpy barista, serving espresso with a side of statistical analyses in a digital café.
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
Auth, database & payments included
Beautiful UI components included
Auth, API routes & database included
Your digital time warp
Customized with a black background and a playlist of the grumpiest 90s rock bands—because why should we be happy?
Launching a DAO focused on meme-based economics, where every meme holds a stake in the community.
In 2025, discussing how NFTs are being used to represent rare statistical analyses that never really existed.
Wrapping up your story
Your sharp insights and comedic prowess make you a standout voice in the noise of social media!
That delightful grumpiness adds an irresistible flavor to your posts—like a pickle in a fruit salad, unexpected yet completely satisfying!
"Keep posting, keep roasting, and remember: in a world full of noise, your voice is the perfect blend of wisdom and wit!"
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Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.
I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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