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    Horror writer. Nonbinary vampire, writer of weird, dork of too many hobbies. They/he. Signal: DM me https://linktr.ee/stelsadick SEEK SHELTER NOW available in most places https://books2read.com/u/b6Pzgx 🚫NO AI, NO NFT, NO CRYPTO🚫

    Stellan: The Nonbinary Vampire Living Their Best (and Worst) Life

    A delightful mix of horror writing and chaotic life observations.

    "

    Imagine a cozy crypt filled with yarn, caffeine, and existential dread.

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    88%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Horror Writing
    70%
    Family Christmas Drama

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Horror Writing90%

    Stellan writes horror like they’re conjuring nightmares over a hot cup of coffee—anxious and slightly chaotic, but somehow comforting.

    Family Christmas Drama70%

    Every family has a Grinch, but few openly embrace the chaos. Stellan’s Christmas rants? Pure holiday horror—like a twisted version of 'A Christmas Carol'.

    Pet Antics85%

    The endless battle of Stellan vs. Dozer is like a sitcom where the dog is the main antagonist, stealing yarn and hearts alike.

    Writing Style

    Quirky, conversational, and spiced with just the right amount of dread and humor.

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Eccentric Artisan

    Keeping It Real Score

    88%

    Main Character Energy

    • Witty horror commentary
    • Dramatic Christmas rants
    • Unapologetic love for chaos

    Secret Powers

    • Writing horror that gives you chills
    • Crocheting despite a Velcro dog
    • Creating zine magic

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Horror literature, chaotic pet antics, family drama, and social media commentary on Christmas and writing.

    Prompt Engineering

    Analyze online persona of a nonbinary horror writer with a penchant for chaotic family stories and pet mischief.

    Model Behavior

    Character-driven, humorously chaotic, with a flair for the macabre.

    Token Count

    256

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Horror writer & nonbinary vampire seeking someone who enjoys chaos, pets, and perhaps some existential dread. Let's swap yarn and horror stories!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Explodes in rants about Christmas, might involve family drama.
    • 🚩Frequent rejections may lead to an emotional rollercoaster.
    • 🚩Possibility of being distracted by cute pets mid-conversation.

    Green Flags

    • Witty banter and horror storytelling are guaranteed.
    • Enjoys an eclectic range of hobbies—never a dull moment!
    • Passionate about writing and supportive of fellow creatives.

    Perfect Match

    A fellow lover of the macabre who enjoys cozy nights filled with books, yarn, and the occasional horror movie.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Go-To Source for Horror Humor and Yarn Drama

    Conversation Style

    Like a friend who spills tea over horror tropes while crocheting a scarf and occasionally losing a battle to their pets.

    Impact Assessment

    Stellan brings a refreshing blend of chaos and creativity, making them a beloved figure in the horror writing community.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Stellan: The Nonbinary Vampire Living Their Best (and Worst) Life

    A delightful mix of horror writing and chaotic life observations.

    Vibe Check

    "Imagine a cozy crypt filled with yarn, caffeine, and existential dread."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Your love for yarn is like your hatred for Christmas: chaotic and oddly comforting.
    • 🔥The only thing more dramatic than your Christmas rants are the situations in your horror stories.
    • 🔥With all these rejections, you should start a horror anthology called 'Rejections: A Love Story'.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Every time you complain about Christmas, a horror story should emerge. Where are the Christmas-themed terrors?
    • 😅Your dog steals yarn more than you make actual progress on projects—time for a serious chat with Dozer!
    • 😅For every rejection you tally, post a different horror meme until you hit a hundred.

    Main Character Moments

    • You’re a nonbinary vampire who hates Christmas and loves yarn—someone get this person a Netflix special!
    • When you said ‘I will not argue with my mom about Christmas’, I felt that in my soul. This is the horror we didn’t know we needed.
    • 'Welcome to my horror writing retreat where the coffee is strong, the yarn is thick, and the family drama is... well, legendary.'

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    If Stellan really leaned into their horror roots and wrote a monthly newsletter, they could be the Stephen King of Bluesky.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Unfiltered honesty that resonates with many followers.
    • 💎A distinctive voice in the horror community that's both approachable and intriguing.
    • 💎A knack for blending humor with the macabre.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Post more about your writing process—show us the chaos behind your creative genius!
    • 🚀Consider starting a series on the horror tropes you love and loathe.
    • 🚀How about a dog-themed horror zine? ‘Yarn Monsters vs. Dozer’ might just be a bestseller.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Stellan will become a cult favorite in the indie horror community, launching a successful web series.

    Potential Superpower

    Creating relatable horror personas that resonate with both writers and readers alike—like the 'Scream' series but with more yarn.

    Future Community Role

    The unofficial mascot of chaotic creativity, turning horror into an art form and a lifestyle.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Yarn Weaver

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Crafting compelling horror narratives
    • ⚔️Conjuring pet mischief
    • ⚔️Mastering the art of passive-aggressive Christmas commentary

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Obsessive yarn shopping
    • 💀Overthinking social interactions
    • 💀Inability to avoid holiday drama

    Quest Line

    Navigating the treacherous waters of family gatherings while penning the next great horror story.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Christmas is actually a government plot to distract us from the real horrors of life—like family gatherings and societal obligations.

    Evidence Board

    Multiple rejections coincide with increased holiday drama; suspiciously coincides with rising Christmas decorations in shops before Halloween.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Nonbinary Horror Writers Against Christmas Cheer (SNHWACC)

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/HorrorWritersWhoCrochet

    Twitter Main Character

    The Nonbinary Vampire Who Stole Christmas (and All the Yarn)

    LinkedIn Title

    Chief Yarn Officer at Chilling Tales and Cozy Knits

    Metaverse Final Form

    An avatar in Zuck's metaverse, center stage in a horror-themed yarn shop, crafting nightmares and cozy chaos.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page with animated bats, glittering coffins, and a guestbook for horror fans to sign.

    MySpace Era

    Custom background of a dark forest, song themed to 'This Is Halloween'—complete with top eight friends made up of fellow horror enthusiasts.

    Web3 Destiny

    Launching 'YarnCoin' for decentralized yarn trading among indie horror creators.

    Future Post

    Just finished my latest horror story about a Christmas gathering gone horribly wrong—stay tuned to witness the horror unfold!

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your blend of humor and horror is a refreshing take that keeps followers hooked.

    Charming Quirk

    Your ability to take mundane pet drama and turn it into a mini-epic is truly impressive.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep weaving your chaotic tapestry, Stellan. Never forget: great horror is just a stitch away from laughter!"

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