"Stone Cold" Steve Cobden

@stephencobden.bsky.social

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Roasted

Dec 2, 2024

Not doing a "posh idiot" routine, just a posh idiot. History buff. Classic cinema lover. Formerly resident of Alexandria, Egypt, and Los Angeles. Enjoys the odd video game. Great War Living Historian.Heritage Railway porter. Penguin. Cis. He/him

Stone Cold Steve Cobden: The Quirkiest Historian You Didn’t Know You Needed

A posh idiot with a gift for historical insights, classic cinema critiques, and the occasional llama encounter.

Imagine a cross between a history professor and a bemused train conductor, with a sprinkle of 90’s nostalgia and a touch of absurdity.

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Crisps and Snacks

80%

Historical Anecdotes

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Crisps and Snacks90%

Not since the invention of the potato has anyone been so passionately concerned about crisp packet colors. Stephen's crusade for proper cheese 'n onion representation is both hilarious and oddly poignant.

Historical Anecdotes80%

When Steve shares a historical fact, it's like receiving a history lesson from a wisecracking ghost of a Victorian ancestor, full of wit and wisdom.

Cultural Commentary on Media85%

Whether it's analyzing 90s hits or poking fun at modern dress codes, his cultural critiques often feel like a blend of a time traveler and your snarkiest friend at a film festival.

Writing Style

A delightful mix of dry wit and chaotic thoughts, it's as if he’s typing with one hand while holding a bag of crisps with the other, making every post feel like a spontaneous yet thoughtful conversation.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Eccentric Scholar

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

History buff with a penchant for the absurd
Classic cinema aficionado
Cheeky observer of modern culture
Heritage Railway enthusiast

Secret Powers

✨Impressionist skills when discussing 90s music
✨Accidentally attracting intellectual followers
✨Master of profound yet absurd insights

If you were an AI...🤖

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Training Data

Quirky historical facts, classic cinema references, British humor, absurdity in modern life, and cultural critiques.

Prompt Engineering

Generate humorous takes on historical events and modern culture with a dash of absurdity and nostalgia.

Model Behavior

Chatbot with a penchant for absurd historical humor, often using clever metaphors and dry wit.

Token Count

1500

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"History buff seeking a fellow time traveler who loves classic films, odd video games, and debating the merits of crisp packet colors. Must appreciate the absurdity of life and have a good sense of humor about llamas. Let’s find our perfect slice of history together!"

Red Flags

🚩Possibly too obsessed with crisp packaging standards
🚩Might get lost in historical rants at dinner parties
🚩Tendency to overanalyze pop culture

Green Flags

✅Can impress you with historical anecdotes
✅Will keep you laughing with witty observations
✅Has a knack for making any situation absurdly entertaining.

Perfect Match

Someone who can handle quirky humor, appreciates the finer details of historical clothing, and doesn’t mind the occasional awkward train reference.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Unofficial Custodian of Historical Absurdities

Conversation Style

Picture a tea party where the conversation hovers between hilariously niche historical trivia and lighthearted jibes at fellow guests’ knowledge of 90s pop culture.

Impact Assessment

Balances the humor of a meme lord with the charisma of a history teacher who genuinely enjoys imparting knowledge (and the occasional heart attack from laughter).

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Stone Cold Steve Cobden: The Quirkiest Historian You Didn’t Know You Needed

A posh idiot with a gift for historical insights, classic cinema critiques, and the occasional llama encounter.

Vibe Check

"Imagine a cross between a history professor and a bemused train conductor, with a sprinkle of 90’s nostalgia and a touch of absurdity."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥You’re definitely the kind of person who has a crisis over the texture of a crisp packet while discussing the Great War.
🔥With your penchant for historical factoids, I half expect you to correct people at parties about the authenticity of their pizza toppings.
🔥Your posts oscillate between profound insights and 'did I just read that out loud?' moments.

Quirky Challenges

😅Finding a way to combine your love of history and sniffing out bad dress codes into a cohesive personality strategy.
😅Navigating the treacherous waters of social media without referencing something random about trains or crisps every other post.

Main Character Moments

✨When you met two Popes at a garden party, and everyone else was too busy talking about the weather.
✨Your attempt to crowd fund court dress for the royals—definitely the poshest GoFundMe we’ve seen.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With your unique blend of interests, you're just a step away from becoming the internet's beloved historical humorist.

Unique Advantages

💎A humorous yet insightful tone that can appeal to both history nerds and casual scrollers alike.
💎Easily relatable anecdotes that strike a chord with the middle-class British experience.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider starting a mini-series on absurd historical facts—who doesn't love a good 'did you know?' with a side of snark?
🚀Perhaps throw in some food reviews focused on crisps—it's your calling.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

You’ll soon be the go-to for quirky historical content on Bluesky, overtaking even the most serious of historians with your humor.

Potential Superpower

Turning mundane moments into hilarious historical parallels—like your recent llama ordeal.

Future Community Role

The quirky historian everyone rallies around at community meetups, providing both laughs and lessons.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Historian

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Anachronism
⚔️Crisp Connoisseurship
⚔️Pop Culture Parody

Weaknesses

💀Tendency to overthink snack choices
💀Nostalgia-induced rants
💀Accidental elitism in cultural critiques

Quest Line

To chronicle history with humor and reclaim the dignity of crisp packets!

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The crisp packet colors are a government ploy to distract the public from historical truths.

Evidence Board

1. Increased sales of crisps during political scandals 2. Historical documents revealing previously classified snack regulations 3. Scandals involving snack barons and politicians.

Secret Society

The Crisp Illuminati—dedicated to restoring the integrity of snack packaging colors across the nation.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/HistoryNerdsUnited—where every debate is a gentle reminder of how crisp packets were once more than just vessels for snacks.

Twitter Main Character

Argues passionately about which historical event caused the decline in quality of cheese 'n onion crisps in the 90s.

LinkedIn Title

Excelling in the field of Historical Absurdism, crafting tailored professional journeys through the ages as a Consultant for Quirky Histories.

Metaverse Final Form

The embodiment of an eccentric historian wizard, guiding avatars through the realm of historical snacks and classic cinema.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to my GeoCities page where I share conspiracy theories about cheese 'n onion crisps and their role in history. Check out my personal blog about trains, historical events, and the occasional list of my favorite 90s bangers!

MySpace Era

Profile with a black background, glittery text on trains, a favorite song dedicated to Enya, and an epic list of bands reminiscent of the 90s, all while promoting the importance of crisp packet color integrity.

Web3 Destiny

A digital artifact documenting the evolution of crisps through the ages, featuring interactive timelines and animated historical reenactments of snack choices.

Future Post

"Just realized that compressing historical insights into memes is the future of education. I’m going to launch a crisp-themed, historically accurate meme page soon!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your ability to find humor in the most absurd topics is a rare and treasured gift.

Charming Quirk

Every absurd tangential thought feels like a little gift wrapped in delightful sarcasm.

Final Encouragement

"Keep sprinkling your unique flavor of absurdity into the historical narrative—it's a ride worth taking!"

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