Steve showcases his love for sneakers like a proud parent at a school play—boasting about their unique qualities while secretly worrying they’ll embarrass him.

His podcast posts are like mixtapes of hot takes and enlightening discussions, but sometimes it feels like he’s trying to convince people that Pharrell is the next Shakespeare.

He critiques tech with the precision of a surgeon but has the allure of an infomercial host, always on the hunt for the latest app that’ll change his scrolling game.

His football posts hit harder than a goal in injury time, invigorating the fanbase while still making everyone question if they’re devoted enough to the Reds.

Whether it's lamenting Zuck's whims or taking down the echo chambers of Bluesky, Steve’s posts are less tweets and more rants at a family dinner—thoughtful yet occasionally awkward.