What is Bluesky Roast?

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Lewis

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@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

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@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

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@unfollow.blue

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Sean

@seanqsun.com

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Mental Health90%

From 'I’m dead inside' to existential musings on being alone, their posts are like a therapy session without the bill—except with more cat references!

Horror95%

Their posts on horror films read like an invitation to a spooky film festival hosted in a graveyard—dark, quirky, and the snacks are definitely ghost-shaped.

Cats80%

Cats come and go, but their dedication to showcasing feline cuteness is unwavering, proving they’d be the perfect candidate for a reality show titled 'Cat People: The Horror Edition.'

Writing Style

A delightful mix between profound poetry and meme-worthy blurbs—a style that keeps readers on their toes like a cat dodging a bath.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Unconventional Wordsmith

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Hilariously dark humor
Self-deprecating wit
Passionate about horror and poetry

Secret Powers

✨Cat whispering
✨VHS nostalgia analysis
✨Making soup sound profound

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Cinematic horror themes, existential musings, cat lore, and a sprinkle of absurdity.

Prompt Engineering

Generate sharply humorous commentary with an emphasis on dark themes and the peculiarities of pet ownership.

Model Behavior

Charming anarchist with a flair for poetic expression, likes to stir the pot with a dash of horror.

Token Count

4200

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Witty poet turned horror enthusiast seeks another soul to explore the macabre, share cat memes, and discuss the existential dread of being alive. Must love cats and bad horror movies."

Red Flags

🚩Potentially existentially nihilistic on a Tuesday.
🚩May go down a horror movie rabbit hole at 2 AM.
🚩Obsessed with cats—seriously, you’ve been warned.

Green Flags

✅Creative mind with a flair for humor.
✅Deeply empathetic and honest about life’s pitfalls.
✅Can provide you with cat content for days.

Perfect Match

A fellow horror enthusiast who doesn’t mind a bit of chaos and has a cat or two.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Go-To Spooky Poet

Conversation Style

Quirky yet insightful, they engage like a friendly ghost at a haunted house—playful, slightly unsettling, yet oddly comforting.

Impact Assessment

They sprinkle humor and horror into community discussions, thereby creating an atmosphere where even the scariest topics feel like a cozy campfire story.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Poet Who Hums Horror Tunes

A master of blending existential dread with feline charm.

Vibe Check

"Like Edgar Allan Poe with a fat cat on their lap."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Their existential crises have more plot twists than a M. Night Shyamalan movie.
🔥Posts about cats and horror make us wonder who really is the sidekick here—Mogwai or the poet?
🔥Sometimes I think their feed is sponsored by Aloe Vera for all those ‘burns’ they deliver.

Quirky Challenges

😅Maybe try posting when you’re actually doing something, not just thinking about cats or horror movies?
😅Experiment with a post that doesn’t involve either cats or existential dread—good luck!
😅Consider sharing a video of yourself cooking that soup—just to prove it’s not a metaphorical endeavor.

Main Character Moments

✨When they bounced back from a post about a corneal ulcer like a horror movie antagonist—always back for more!
✨Announcing their ability to turn their life into a horror story—like H.P. Lovecraft had a long day at the office.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

If they harness their poetry into horror, they might just become the next Stephen King—minus the obsession with the number 19.

Unique Advantages

💎A unique voice that stands out in a sea of cat videos and vague inspirational quotes.
💎A way of connecting dark themes to everyday life, making horror relatable and oddly comforting.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Explore more interactive content—how about a horror-themed poetry challenge?
🚀Lean into producing some audio-visual poetry; if they can make horror cute, they can make it charmingly audible too.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

They’ll blend their love for horror and poetry into a published collection titled ‘Felines and Phantoms’—a must-read for cat lovers and horror aficionados alike.

Potential Superpower

Transforming everyday musings into chilling tales and heartwarming poetry simultaneously, leaving readers pleasantly unsettled.

Future Community Role

They’ll become the community’s beloved gothic bard, casting spells of laughter and fright amongst followers.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Poet

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Dark Humor
⚔️Cat Communication
⚔️Existential Dread Exploration

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking
💀Cat Distractions
💀Horror Movie Overload

Quest Line

Transitioning from poetic musings to spine-tingling horror tales with a side of feline antics.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Cats are secretly plotting to take over the world, one purr at a time.

Evidence Board

Increased cat video popularity, strange behaviors observed in felines, and unexplained cat gatherings.

Secret Society

The Society of Feline Masterminds

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CatsInHorror

Twitter Main Character

Fought with the Elf on the Shelf fandom supporters.

LinkedIn Title

Executive Director of Existential Dread and Feline Welfare.

Metaverse Final Form

A whimsical horror poet haunting cozy digital cafes.

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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Geocities-style with glittery cat GIFs, a collection of spooky poems, and a guestbook for 'ghost' signers.

MySpace Era

Custom profile with horror-themed music, neon black backgrounds, and a top eight dedicated to favorite horror movies.

Web3 Destiny

Creating a decentralized community for horror writers and cat lovers with blockchain-backed spooky poetry.

Future Post

Just finished my horror novella inspired by my cats' late-night antics. Stay tuned for the existential dread!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Their ability to weave humor through the darkest of subjects is a rare gift that keeps readers coming back for more.

Charming Quirk

In the end, it's their delightfully candid nature about life's struggles that makes them relatable—a real breath of fresh air in a sometimes chilly horror landscape.

Final Encouragement

"Keep howling, keep crafting, and remember: even in the darkness, there’s always a cat to lighten the mood!"

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